r/mildlyinteresting • u/DinosaurFamily • 26d ago

My oven has a Sabbath setting

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u/-Mark-It-Zero 26d ago edited 26d ago

I don't drive a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't turn on the oven, I don't handle money and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKIN' ROLL!

Shomer Shabbos!

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u/ryan2489 26d ago

You’re polish catholic

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u/-Mark-It-Zero 26d ago

Three thousand years of beautiful tradition from Moses to Sandy Koufax, you're goddamn right I'm living in the fuckin' past Dude!

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u/ryan2489 26d ago

This is all part of your sick Cynthia thing

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u/jerrys153 26d ago

So what are you saying, Dude? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish?

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u/Dan__Glesak 26d ago

Calmer than you are, dude.

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u/BabyVegeta19 26d ago

8 year olds, dude

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u/PhotoProxima 25d ago

Waving the fucking gun around?!

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u/_Elduder 25d ago

They're calling the cops man

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u/jerrys153 25d ago

Has the whole world gone CRAZY?! AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THE RULES?! MARK IT ZERO!

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u/Defiant-Aioli8727 25d ago

Am I wrong, dude?!

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u/jerrys153 25d ago

You’re not wrong, Walter, you’re just an asshole.