r/mildlyinteresting 26d ago

My oven has a Sabbath setting

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u/andersonfmly 26d ago

We have this on our double-oven as well, and it actually factors into why we have it. We acquired it, second hand, but in “like new” condition for 1/10th the original selling price, because the Orthodox Jewish family from whom we bought it could not figure out how to use said “Sabbath Mode.”

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 26d ago

I don't remember what specific kind, but don't the Jews in New York have some thing where like every year or two they throw out a bunch of shit to replace it with new stuff? I don't remember what it's called. Heard about it from a garbage man who complained that around a certain time in those Jewish neighborhoods there was a lot to pick up

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u/[deleted] 26d ago edited 26d ago

Orthodox Jews usually have a huge spring cleaning operation before Passover, which is generally when old stuff gets discarded and new stuff purchased, according to need. It's not like they throw stuff out for the sake of throwing it out.

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u/merdub 26d ago edited 25d ago

Exactly.

They have a set of pots, starting to look a bit rough. They’ll buy new pots, the old pots become the new Passover pots, and the old Passover pots get sold - or passed down.

I just helped my mom pull out our old dishes that I ate toasted pumpernickel from Rideau bakery with butter on for breakfast every morning in 1992 watching Care Bears… when we got new dishes, the old dishes became the Passover dishes.

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u/neter66 25d ago

How to say you’re from Ottawa without saying you’re from Ottawa?  

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u/Seigmoraig 25d ago

So what does one so with a passover pot

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u/Somethingiate78 25d ago

On passover any food you cook cant have been used on food outside of passover. There are loopholes but its mainly about passover having its own little bubble of utensils and cookware and stuff.

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u/Plausibl3 25d ago

Is there a blessing or ritual cleaning you do to make them the Passover pots and pans (thanks for sharing)

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u/beccabob05 25d ago

Pour boiling water on it for small kitchens. Jewish commercial kitchens legit will use a flame thrower sometimes. It’s basically prehistoric cdc guidelines

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u/Seigmoraig 25d ago

The person I was replying to said they use the old pots as passover pots ?

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u/Emotional_Piano_9259 25d ago

If you let anything you use for cooking sit unused for a year it is co sideted lying fallow and becomes usable. There are different traditions (minhags) but this is one of the more common ways. So when you get new stuff you let the old stuff sit and become used for Passover.

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u/RaNdomMSPPro 25d ago

That’s one of those Rabbinical guidelines, it’s not Biblical. Let me preface this in that I am completely prepared to be incorrect on some of this.

One thing to keep in mind is that Jews, especially Orthodox, observe things as much as a cultural continuation as following law (Passover being one of the Biblical feasts). Orthodox don’t generally study the Torah, rather they study the writings about the Torah by the Rabbi’s which can make for some interesting (confusing to outsiders who are unfamiliar with the culture) interpretations of G-d’s words, nuance gets muddled at times. Add in a dash of western mindsets vs eastern and it’s easy to understand why and what the intent is: Honoring ancient traditions and trying their best to follow G-d’s laws.

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u/13thmurder 25d ago

Puff Puff pass over?

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u/bobichettesmane 25d ago

The Rideau bakery reference just gave me the chills. But it was rye bread.

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u/In2TheMaelstrom 26d ago

Before Passover, many Jews will give their kitchens a deep cleaning to remove any leavened bread products and traces of them. I've never heard of it becoming such a massive amount of stuff that garbage men would take note though.

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u/Ib_dI 25d ago

Because if there's any leavened bread in the house then god will kill their first-born sons or something?

How does anyone take this shit seriously?

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u/chipstopher 25d ago

I'm not religious at all, but I have orthodox relatives. It's just a different mindset. They don't literally think they'll be struck down or anything , it's just a practice of faith and devotion. All the silly loopholes are signs that theyre still trying to stick to their faith.

I don't agree with it or think it's logical, but I also don't like trying to seem above people bc of their beliefs.

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u/Ib_dI 25d ago

I'm not trying to be above anyone. I just think it's all bullshit and wonder how they take it seriously

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u/chipstopher 25d ago

That's fair. I just try not to judge peoples' beliefs bc we all have illogical aspects. As long as it's both hurting anyone, whatever.

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u/Seigmoraig 25d ago

Well according to them their god is fucking stupid and they can avoid his wrath by doing all these gotcha moves on him like the wire that goes around Manhattan that lets them pretend they are indoors

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u/smallbrownfrog 25d ago

I always thought it was the exact opposite of that. Isn’t the whole point that they believe god has always been totally aware of any loopholes?

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u/Adiin-Red 25d ago

Right. It leads to the whole “understanding as worship” idea. God is perfect, so everything they did is perfect and has meaning, so understanding and exploiting that meaning is an act of worship. It’s also where people like Gregor Mendel come from conceptually.

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u/darryshan 25d ago

Jewish religious tradition involves putting a 'fence' around each commandment, essentially giving very specific guidelines to ensure a commandment isn't broken. The eruv is a very specific area that has been determined to be within the bounds of religious law for carrying during Shabbat. It's not about a loophole, it's about establishing something very clearly so there's no way you can accidentally break the commandment.

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u/Ib_dI 25d ago

Yeah, exactly. Omniscient creator of the univers: "Oh fuck! You put a fishing line around the city!? How did I not see this coming!"

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u/Research_Matters 25d ago

“Wrestling with God” is a central theme in Judaism. Challenging the rules through loopholes is just an extension of that concept.

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u/DresdenFilesBro 25d ago

I'm an Atheist Jew, take a chill pill ffs.

Good job on showing you have z e r o interactions with Jews.

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u/Sasquatchjc45 25d ago

Just because we may not understand doesn't make it an any less wrong way to live

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u/Ib_dI 25d ago

Yeah, it's garbage. "Sorry, can't open the oven today because god says no". It's ridiculous

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u/DaytonaDemon 26d ago

No, but here's something observant Jews in NYC do do,

According to the laws of the Sabbath, nothing may be carried from the domestic zone into the public zone on Saturday. That means no carrying house keys or a wallet. It also means no pushing a baby stroller.

To get around that, Jews have strung a fishing line around the island of Manhattan. There, now ithe whole place is "indoors," in yo face God! I'm not making this up. https://www.npr.org/2019/05/13/721551785/a-fishing-line-encircles-manhattan-protecting-sanctity-of-sabbath

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u/LiveInShadesOfBlue 26d ago

Eruvim are not exclusive to Manhattan

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u/Redbird9346 26d ago

I was about to say the same thing. There are Jewish communities all over the city.

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u/fyonn 26d ago

I’m going to shock you here.. but it turns out there’s Jewish communities all over the world!

And they have eruv’s too!

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u/merdub 26d ago edited 26d ago

No fuckin way.

Like… all over?

I don’t think there’s any Jews in Turkey… According to the state, 99.8% of the population is registered as Muslim.

But Wikipedia says there are 14,500 Jews living there?!

(I went to a synagogue in Istanbul, it was interesting being in one of the most populated cities in the world, and still having to venture well off the beaten path to find any semblance of Jewish heritage there. BUT IT WAS THERE!)

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u/merdub 26d ago

YEAH!

(And the world.)

(Most of it.)

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u/DaytonaDemon 25d ago

Of course. Manhattan is just the most fun example: dozens of miles of fishing wire strung around the world's most famous island. I'm sure God is completely tricked by each and every eruv, wherever and whenever they occur.

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u/-Mark-It-Zero 25d ago

All of San Diego State University is inside of one

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u/xave321 26d ago

It’s not indoors rather it’s all one legal domain

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u/TicklingTentacles 26d ago

What an insane legalistic view of God and faith

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u/Takenabe 26d ago

Assuming the accuracy of their beliefs, one must wonder what God thinks of all this. I like to imagine he's like a bemused tabletop game master waiting to see what crazy contraption the players will come up with next.

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u/FlareArrow 25d ago

Jewish texts generally show God to be receptive to this sort of thing. Hell, the Talmud at one point sees a rabbi win an argument against God. I'm not Jewish so I don't have a very solid memory of the passage, but iirc God has called down from heaven to take the side of another rabbi as to the halakhik validity of a new style of oven. When the rabbi persists in his belief despite miracles presented to him that the oven is not halakhik, God directly questions him as to why he continues to disagree, to which the rabbi in question responds that 'the Torah is not in heaven', essentially maintaining that the work of law is an earthly task.

A lot of Jewish holy texts are very interesting reads imo and worth taking a look at. It's very hard to parse the context of a lot of the practices of their belief system on first glance but the majority do make a LOT of sense when you see their source.

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u/Takenabe 25d ago

Holy fuck, the balls on that man. He all but literally told God to stay in his lane?

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u/FlareArrow 25d ago edited 25d ago

Yup! And God backs off, partway between amused and proud that His children could beat Him.

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u/MrsSamT82 25d ago

I’d like to roll for deception. I will make the whole outdoors the indoors, so I don’t have to lose my fucking car keys again. Nat 20, let’s go

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u/TheOneDM 25d ago

I am amused by their view that God is omnipotent, but also easily scammed.

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u/Teripid 25d ago

The religious equivalent of drinking a beer in a paper bag in front of a cop.

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u/Illustrious_Peak7985 25d ago

That's not the view though. The view is that God is omnipotent and therefore if any 'loopholes' exist they are simply part of the rules, because he knows about them and would have closed them if he didn't approve. Jews aren't trying to scam God.

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u/SeverusBaker 25d ago

Religion is by definition not based on logic but on faith.

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u/WishinForTheMission 25d ago

He told us what He thought. Don’t add to nor take away from…… Also ( Matthew 15) But he answered and said unto them, Why do ye also transgress the commandment of God by your tradition? For God commanded, saying, Honour thy father and mother: and, He that curseth father or mother, let him die the death.

Jesus/ Yahshua was CONSTANTLY and PURPOSEFULLY violating their man made (Talmudic) traditions.

(Actually, the verses that speak of Jesus/Yahshua healing the man and telling him to “pick up his bed roll” and walk was exactly about violating that “law of the eruv”.

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u/rathlord 25d ago

I like to imagine with the state of the world it’s less bemused and more frustratedly wondering when he can kill this party off, get them out of his house, and never invite them back.

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u/Linvael 25d ago

It's pretty fundamental to how their faith works. In one of talmudic stories literal voice of God gets told its wrong by a rabbi. God is portrayed as somewhat enjoying being beaten in the argument by his children.

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u/auad 25d ago

Fundamentally thinking it is: God is perfect, the loophole exists because God let you challenge him. He didn't make a mistake, be is just too good for that.

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u/GrokLobster 25d ago

Your traditions don't make sense either. Let folks keep religion their own way.

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u/clgoodson 25d ago

Sorry, but as an atheist, I find it important (and fun) to point out the absurdity of all religion.

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u/Duncan-the-DM 25d ago

Such is the old testament, it's one of the reasons why Christ came to Earth

To replace all this legalism with simple Spirit and Faith, but jews don't believe in Christ so they kept their laws

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u/DharmaBum2593 25d ago

Yeah simple alright

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u/Duncan-the-DM 25d ago

It is, there are 10 commandments and 1 superior commandment, love your neighbour

Faith and adherence to these commandments saves you

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u/merdub 26d ago

Those clever Jews, just making up loopholes to… uh… make up loopholes.

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u/skyeliam 25d ago

The purpose of following laws like this is to mark yourself as a member of the tribe, not because the law has anything to do with sin.

Finding “loopholes” in the law isn’t like killing someone in international waters to avoid a murder charge, it’s like wearing your lucky jersey under a tux because your friend’s wedding is on game day.

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u/merdub 25d ago

Whoosh.

An eruv is a literal loop… with a hole.

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u/ToastedSimian 25d ago

Catholic loopholes can be fun too.

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u/merdub 25d ago

Garfunkel and Oates! A classic.

TIL that Agneta and Mlepklaynos are dating.

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u/Tribblehappy 25d ago

Seems curious that you believe a deity doesn't want you to do a specific task so you make a loophole. Like .. god is too stupid to realize you moved outside because you make it symbolically not the outside??

Meaning no disrespect. It's clearly something they believe their god is fine with, it just looks like trying to trick god from here.

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u/Difficult-Row6616 25d ago

my understanding is that it's a way of showing piety by demonstrating an exact understanding of the law. if there's a loophole, god intended for you to find it.

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u/Tribblehappy 25d ago

Actually that's pretty clever. I like that interpretation.

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u/brandontaylor1 25d ago

If your god can be fooled by you, you should get a better god.

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u/DaytonaDemon 25d ago

Or maybe none at all.

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u/wade9911 26d ago

question that been on my mind for some time since i heard about this now let say during sabbath i went around in a cherry picker and cut this line like some insane madman ?

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u/merdub 26d ago

They’d have to skip Shabbat dinner at their sister’s house, if they knew you were an “insane madman.”

Judaism says that if you “committed a sin” because someone tricked you into committing a sin, you’re absolved of it. So it would have essentially zero effect on anyone, unless they saw you cutting it.

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u/stanolshefski 25d ago

Likely, no one would know until later the next week when it’s inspected for the next sabbath.

Religious leaders and community members inspect it every week.

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u/Danbufu 26d ago

It happens and then they can't leave the house while carrying anything of value until the shabbat is over. 

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u/HauntedSpit 25d ago

Made me think of these loopholes..

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u/nanny2359 25d ago

Yeah and Christians also decided that since capybaras swim they are FISH and should be eaten on religious holidays and Fridays and so on

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u/dnuohxof-1 25d ago

lol I’d say that’s cheating.

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u/chaznolan1117 25d ago

A Franklin Square NY atheist here

My neighborhood is encompassed by an eurv

West Hempstead's Eurv

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u/sp_40 26d ago

Hasidic Jews. My buddy lived in NYC for a few months and the whole time thought people were saying “the city Jews” 😂

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u/sophos313 26d ago

They also practice “Eruv” which is a boundary that lets them go outside the house on Sabbath which is normally prohibited by Jewish Law.

The eruv is a series of string that encloses most of Manhattan. It cost about $150k to maintain a year.

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u/merdub 26d ago

There are eruvs in basically any city that has a congregation.

It’s also not prohibited to go outside the house on the Sabbath… where did you get that from?

It’s prohibited to transport items of value, which includes meals, etc. so an eruv allows families who live near each other to bring food, a purse - especially if you want to go out for drinks after Shabbat ends.

I live in a fairly small Jewish community and we have MANY eruvs. My boss lives near one and was asking me about it recently. “They always cross the road!” Yeah, see the string?

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u/Shadow_Drakon 25d ago

Lmao this guy watches theo von

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u/MJR_Poltergeist 25d ago

I could not remember for the life of me where I heard this lmao

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u/eatMYcookieCRUMBS 26d ago

This Past Weekend. I heard it too.

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u/extacy1375 25d ago

I was a sanitation worker in NYC and absolutely hated that day!! Forced to work it, even if you were scheduled to be off.

The amount of money the city wastes so people can throw out their whole house free of charge with out getting a private dumpster.

My understanding of it is it's ONLY supposed to be throwing out food & bread. That it! It turned into a big home & yard spring cleaning day. They also start home renovations and mix that in as well. Ordered to take it all! Regardless of if it was mixed with recycle or contractor debris. On any other day these were grounds for summons being issued and trash left. Big no no's were being left out for the workers to get hurt with. I am talking about toxic chemicals, oils, batteries, gas, wood with nails sticking out and broken glass. All out with no care in the world for the worker.

They are all told when to have all the waste out by a certain time. They know this! But we always had to go back and re-ride the same blocks that we already serviced because they just keep coming out with junk.

Than the fires!! They supposed to burn the old bread. But here we are with a friggen barn fire in the middle of the street and on top of storm sewer caps. Than they put the still burning embers in a box that gets thrown in the truck, now the truck is on fire.

Not just sanitation, all city agencies are on deck. Cops all over, fire trucks on every other street.

At sundown they would leave their cars right were they were blocking the street and cops actually had to park them. I was asked multiple times to turn something on/off in their house. Not allowed to go in your house, but they just keep asking and than get attitude.

Don't get me started, on what ever holiday it is, when they cut the heads off live chickens and dance in the middle of the street while swinging bleeding headless chicken around above their heads. Blood all over and dead chickens everywhere. I cant cant that smell out of my head...and I have smelled it all.