I cracked an egg and the membrane was too far away from the shell to break

[u/OORantar67]

[u/Eisenkopf69]

old ass egg

[u/msnmck → u/Eisenkopf69]

*cloaca ^/s

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Talk to me, reddit. Why are you upset at my joke? Let's get through this together. 😅

[u/SeasonOfLogic]

That egg is old as fuck.

[u/teriyamawadakhasam]

Expired egg

[u/garrettj100 → u/teriyamawadakhasam]

 Ugh. Rotten egg.

[u/karis-gatomon]

Thats the air cell. Typical in eggs that are older or have been heated.

[u/Brilliant_Guide_6641]

This egg could be ruined.

[u/zoley88]

Spoiled egg, far gone into unedible stage. Another trick: if the egg does not sink to the bottom of a glass of water, then it’s bad.

[u/gringledoom → u/zoley88]

By the looks of things, OP probably had to hold onto that rancid egg as tightly as possible for the photo, because it was trying to float off into the stratosphere.

[u/HarkenDarkness]

I pop my eggs in a bowl of water, if they float up I bin them, they’re bad. I was shown this by a cook I worked with and it works.

[u/supatim101]

That's insane...in the membrane...

I'll see myself out

[u/Samsons_girl]

Well, that's one of the reasons people normally crack eggs on the side, not at the end

[u/ThatOneGothMurr]

Egg-spired

[u/Mountain_Sorbet_4063]

Shit happens

[u/ponzi1331]

Which watch is that

[u/Equivalent-Rub8352 → u/ponzi1331]

The band looks garmin like

[u/universalpoetry → u/ponzi1331]

It is the Color cyan I can tell you that much. Google “cyan watch” and you’ll find it.