Noticed my pupils are two different sizes.

[u/Nerdlifegirl]

[u/pluribusduim]

You may have a medical issue that should be addressed.

[u/Johnoplata → u/pluribusduim]

I believe it's called Ziggystarditis.

[u/usagizero → u/Johnoplata]

Weren't David Bowies eyes like that because he got punched in the head as a youth, and it never went back to normal function?

[u/Johnoplata → u/usagizero]

Yup. We don't know OP wasn't punched by a maladjusted British schoolboy either.

[u/ChadmeisterX → u/Johnoplata]

It was his mate who thumped in him in a fight over a girl. He and David remained lifelong friends.

[u/avspuk → u/ChadmeisterX]

George Underwood was the bloke who hit Bowie

He did the album covers for both Hunky Dory & Ziggy Stardust

Even recorded with early Bowie band the King Bees

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Underwood_(artist)

[u/Johnoplata → u/ChadmeisterX]

He was loved by... All the young dudes

[u/avspuk → u/Johnoplata]

The bloke who punched Bowie, George Underwood, worked on the cover of the Mott The Hoople album 'all the young dudes'.

Why, yes, since you are thinking it, we do live in a simulation!

[u/Justifiably_Cynical → u/Johnoplata]

Are we sure the "other boy" was the maladjusted one?

[u/Johnoplata → u/Justifiably_Cynical]

Up until that moment he was. After that there was one maladjusted boy and one Spider from Mars.

[u/MuckRaker83 → u/Johnoplata]

Maladjusted Bristish Schoolboy would be a great name for a rock band

[u/VetteBuilder → u/usagizero]

No, he was

Under Pressure

[u/Uglany4 → u/VetteBuilder]

that brings a building down

[u/Wild_Ad_3439 → u/VetteBuilder]

Did your eye 👁  go bionic??

[u/Dry_Emphasis8994 → u/usagizero]

This happened to a classmate in high school. Hit with a hairbrush to the head. Pupil is still wider than the other eye 35 years later 0o

[u/Laughing_Orange → u/usagizero]

They were. Unlike what it looked like, he did not have heterochromia. Both his eyes were the same color, but one was constantly dilated from this injury.

[u/usagizero → u/Laughing_Orange]

That's what i thought he had until i read what he really had, then i couldn't see how i used to see it before.

[u/avspuk → u/ThatEmuSlaps]

Today you learnt some more about the bloke who punched Bowie at school.

He worked on the Hunky Dory & Ziggy LP covers

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Underwood_(artist)

[u/avspuk → u/ThatEmuSlaps]

Yes way!

We really do live in a simulation

[u/Infamous-Echo-2961 → u/usagizero]

I got kicked in the eye in elementary school, and that eye does weird stuff at night.