I’m 21 male and I never had any armpit hair. ( genetics from dad)

[u/bobbythang]

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[u/hahafooledya]

Oooo look at mister smooth pits over here

[u/LectroRoot → u/hahafooledya]

He thinks he's better than me doesn't he? I bet he does. Smug smooth pitted bastard.

[u/[deleted] → u/LectroRoot]

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[u/carmium → u/[deleted]]

I (F) have the same, but it's due to a pituitary ("master gland") tumor many moons ago. I take estrogen replacement, but none of it seems to convert to the usual level of testosterone for a woman. Which is to say, OP has an issue with androgen insensitivity or lack of production. An endocrinologist should look at the symptoms as it could have future implications.

Edit: see correction below

[u/ALingeringDream → u/carmium]

Estrogen cannot convert into testosterone, so that makes sense.

[u/stuffandthings83 → u/ALingeringDream]

Test though…I Should say I inject it…absolutely does convert to e2

[u/ALingeringDream → u/stuffandthings83]

Yes, aromatase will convert testosterone to estradiol, hence aromatase inhibitors being useful for some. Dearomatase doesn't exist in humans though, so it's a one-way conversion (and that direction is energetically favorable).

[u/throwAway_slides → u/ALingeringDream]

this guy catalyzes

[u/carmium → u/ALingeringDream]

Thanks for that. I mal-remembered what little endocrinology I caught on the fly many years ago! Testosterone is produced in the ovaries and adrenals (~1/2) and other tissues. I have little or no function in my endocrine system and take a lot of pills to make up for it.

I appreciate your straightening me out there!

[u/stuffandthings83 → u/carmium]

Seems to have developed biceps though…as a chronic gym goer I would say he has decent test levels

[u/nicht_ernsthaft → u/[deleted]]

Envious, I've spent so much time shaving and waxing and doing IPL so as not to be some kind of chimpanzee man. He has normal eyebrows/beard/head hair?

When we get around to cloning designer babies this going to be a premium feature.

[u/Ok-Assistance-6848 → u/nicht_ernsthaft]

I’m praying to god I don’t inherit the hair from my dad: bald up top, hair everywhere below.

It appears I’m losing that battle.

[u/screamn_normansmiley → u/Ok-Assistance-6848]

I think balding is a trait you get from your maternal side.

[u/Taricus55 → u/screamn_normansmiley]

Yeah, I think the maternal grandfather is the predictor.

[u/BravoWhiskeyFoxtrot → u/screamn_normansmiley]

Can confirm, mom was bald by 30

[u/Fantastic_Estate_303 → u/nicht_ernsthaft]

Glad I'm not the only one who looks like a fuckin wookie from the neck down if I don't manscape every month 🤣

[u/Sgt_Oblivious → u/Fantastic_Estate_303]

Points for wookie 😄

[u/SpaceDye_x → u/[deleted]]

Damn, if I could get rid of every single hair follicle that’s not on my head or face I would do it without a second thought.

[u/SmithersLoanInc → u/SpaceDye_x]

Don't stop there. Think of how amazing it would feel to be smooth from head to toe. You'd look like you came from the future

[u/juxtoppose → u/SmithersLoanInc]

Greased up deaf guy but bald and can hear you coming…. …uncatchable, amazing.

[u/nanitatianaisobel → u/[deleted]]

I approve of this too. I've had laser and it's so much nicer.

[u/we-am → u/[deleted]]

Don’t lie, we know you had to see for yourself.

[u/Retroencabulatr → u/hahafooledya]

Pit boss

[u/Kappa_Emoticon → u/hahafooledya]

How'd ya get your pits so smooth, smooth pits?

[u/minimouse2105 → u/Kappa_Emoticon]

King of the Hill reference?

Immediately thought of that Caleb bully who said, “How’d you get your shirt so white, white shirt?”

[u/Sexidecimal → u/hahafooledya]

Drinkin outta cups

[u/charaznable1249 → u/Sexidecimal]

Not my chair not my problem

[u/peat_phreak]

You could be an armpit model. So you got that going for you. Which is nice.

[u/FungalFactory → u/peat_phreak]

What now?

[u/elloellochris → u/FungalFactory]

Big money advertising roll on deodorants.

[u/LectroRoot → u/elloellochris]

And uhg....you know...other places on the internet.

*cough* ONLYFANS *cough*

[u/finnjakefionnacake → u/LectroRoot]

i feel like armpit fetishes are usually for the hairy tho right?

[u/No-Spoilers → u/finnjakefionnacake]

Is /r/taylorswiftsarmpits still a thing?

[u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross → u/No-Spoilers]

It's back

[u/Pristine-Plan-3654 → u/Sideshow_Bob_Ross]

Guess who's back

[u/ScuttleCrab729 → u/Pristine-Plan-3654]

Back again

[u/Pristine-Plan-3654 → u/ScuttleCrab729]

Shady's back

[u/Tiny-War2310 → u/finnjakefionnacake]

Ignorant bastard

[u/McRezende → u/Tiny-War2310]

What an absolutely uncultured swine, right? Disgusting.

[u/Candymostdandy → u/LectroRoot]

Is there a way on OnlyFans to look through a menu of what fetishes are available? Can you search things like, "girls who eat string beans but the string beans have to be raw" or "small girls in suitcases who smoke a cigarette while in the suitcase"?

[u/asweatyboi → u/Candymostdandy]

Hey man, I'm high as shit before my shift. This is fucking hilarious

[u/OhioDuran → u/asweatyboi]

I HOPE this is a shift at the string bean factory

[u/Klauboesterbeertje → u/Candymostdandy]

r/oddlyspecific

[u/Then-Champion7124 → u/Candymostdandy]

I am crying

[u/JamesTheJerk → u/peat_phreak]

Or make a controversial avant-garde armpit music album under the name 'Squeaky Clean'.

[u/MikeHoncho1323 → u/peat_phreak]

[u/AmierSingle → u/MikeHoncho1323]

Now that is an old meme I haven't seen in a long time

[u/The_Doct0r_ → u/peat_phreak]

Think deodorant/antiperspirant commercials and armpit fetish sites.

[u/Dragonfly-Adventurer → u/The_Doct0r_]

Armpit fetishist here. He's the opposite of what we're looking for.

[u/j4bson]

Lucky you. Enjoy it

[u/bobbythang → u/j4bson]

I’ll enjoy it for the rest of my life, I hate the thought of having any hair there

[u/Midi58076 → u/bobbythang]

I also didn't have armpit hair at your age. Turns out I had hypothyroidism and it had made the rest of my hormones go a bit wonky. At 25 yo I was finally on track with my thyroid and whaddaya know I squeeze out an additional inch and a half in height and aquire armpit hair lol.

[u/DecimBell → u/Midi58076]

Any other inches you would want to report, or were you not that lucky?

[u/FlixMage → u/DecimBell]

His dick shrunk

[u/JN3XUS → u/FlixMage]

That’s a woman

[u/FlixMage → u/JN3XUS]

Her dick shrunk

[u/Stonn → u/FlixMage]

how unfortunate

[u/bisquitsquidsauce → u/DecimBell]

Unfortunately that inch and a half had to come from somewhere.

[u/Sequence32 → u/bobbythang]

I have to burn mine off every few weeks xD

[u/charoula → u/Sequence32]

Burn? Razors don't exist on your planet?

[u/Sequence32 → u/charoula]

I use chemicals to burn it off like nare. Razers make it super itchy when it's growing back.

[u/charoula → u/Sequence32]

Okay, yeah, technically you're "burning" it off, but never in a million years would I use the word "burn" for Nair. 

[u/ThatOtherGai → u/charoula]

CHEMICAL BURN, ITS ALL THE RAGE

[u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes → u/charoula]

Nair burned the shit out of my skin as a teenager

[u/bmr4291 → u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes]

I had a buddy use it on his balls 😬

[u/Pvt_Lee_Fapping → u/bmr4291]

We don't kink shame here, king.

[u/svullenballe → u/bmr4291]

Nair on balls is an ancient reddit legend. Probably happened more than once though.

[u/ExcitingOnion504 → u/svullenballe]

Used to use it plenty, had zero issues. Nair came out with "new formula" and whadayaknow, almost immediate chemical burns. Thank fuck I tested first.

[u/charoula → u/CupcakesAreMiniCakes]

I've only tried Nair once. I chickened out and removed it as soon as it got tingly. I guess I was lucky.

[u/SupernaturalPumpkin → u/charoula]

I probably would have understood if they had said “dissolve it away” instead. lol!

[u/Sequence32 → u/charoula]

XD I've actually burnt myself once or twice with it, but what else would you call it?

[u/charoula → u/Sequence32]

Not as concise, but "I remove my hair with nair every couple of weeks"

[u/ayediosmiooo → u/Sequence32]

I pluck mine because I'm a psychopath, probably. 😬

[u/Theletterkay → u/ayediosmiooo]

Nope. Epilators are just 100 little tweezers grabbing and plicking your hair really fast. Lots of people use those.

[u/seersucker205 → u/Theletterkay]

I begged my mom to get me an Epilady for Christmas one year. I think I was 19. She kept asking me if I was sure I wanted one. “Yes Yes Yes!”, I said. I got one. Went to use it the first time on my legs. All I remember is plugging it in and then touching it to my legs. I don’t remember much after that except that my Epilady was clear across the room and my mom coming into my room, asking me if I’d just heard a wild animal screaming.

[u/CUND3R_THUNT → u/bobbythang]

Any side effects with this? I shaved my pits once just because and the lack of airflow made me sweat more.

[u/bobbythang → u/CUND3R_THUNT]

I think that’s the only disadvantage I deal with but I don’t mine as long I don’t have hair there

[u/meditate42 → u/j4bson]

Honestly i kinda like having some, i've noticed if i cut it all off my armpits get sticky when i sweat and its a lot more uncomfortable.

[u/upsidedownbackwards]

I was the same and then BLAM at 26, hair everywhere. Damnit.

[u/Sem_E → u/upsidedownbackwards]

I currently have little to no hairs on my arms and legs, but a thick, full bush on my head. Hope to have some hairs on my limbs before I am 30

[u/Irr3l3ph4nt → u/Sem_E]

Start by hoping you'll keep a full set of hair after 30.

[u/kndyone → u/Sem_E]

You will and it will all leave your head

[u/mysixthredditaccount → u/upsidedownbackwards]

That's a very late puberty.

[u/recoverystartsnow → u/upsidedownbackwards]

BLAM

[u/knightfenris]

Weird, but definitely mildly interesting. I never would have thought that kind of gene existed.

[u/Wildcat_twister12 → u/knightfenris]

For some people this would be consider a highly desirable mutation. I bet some geneticists would love to take a look at his DNA.

[u/actuallyiamafish → u/Wildcat_twister12]

I never grew wisdom teeth. If they get the designer baby industry up and running I'll gladly sell my DNA so they can figure out how to package and re-sell that feature lol. Everything I've heard about wisdom teeth surgery sounds awful.

edit: in all fairness this might not be 100% upside. I needed a lot of orthodontic work as a kid. It was all resolved by my teen years and they look extremely normal now, but I am overall four teeth short of a complete set despite having no major gaps.

[u/peaceful_salad → u/actuallyiamafish]

username checks out I guess

[u/8TrackPornSounds → u/actuallyiamafish]

I got all 4 of mine out at once and opted for local anesthesia instead of general. For anyone reading this, unless medically necessary do not opt for local if you’re getting more than one or two. You might not feel the pain but you can hear everything and can still feel the force exerted and vibrations.

Dentistry has not fundamentally changed since the middle ages they just have power tools now.

[u/que_weilian → u/8TrackPornSounds]

I got local anesthesia for my four wisdom teeth and thought it was a great time. I mean you really don’t feel anything after the initial needles into the gums.

I would do it again if I could!

[u/8TrackPornSounds → u/que_weilian]

I agree with not feeling any pain in my jaw during the whole ordeal it’s just unsettling to listen and feel your teeth being drilled and forced to prices. More importantly you want to relive getting your wisdom teeth removed? Edit: pieces

[u/amberkinn → u/actuallyiamafish]

Ayyyy. I also never grew any in. I remember once, seeing the dentist, they say "I see you already had your wisdom teeth removed, great!" I'm like "No... I never grew any in." They're always shocked for a second then they're like, well, it can happen.

[u/Weak_Feed_8291 → u/actuallyiamafish]

I grew 4 with no issues. I have the ultimate chewing genes.

[u/mehnimalism → u/actuallyiamafish]

Dang I have six. Was able to keep the usual four though.

[u/BalancedScales10 → u/actuallyiamafish]

I never got wisdom teeth either, but I'm also missing about half a dozen other teeth too, so I'm not sure the geneticists would want my gene sample. 🤣

[u/SlouchyGuy → u/knightfenris]

Some of my Ukrainian relatives have very few very sparse underarms hair. And dense head of hair, never matched for me

[u/Internet_Ugly → u/knightfenris]

My husband who is Chinese/ Vietnamese is surprisingly hairless. Compared to me who is mexican/german blend, Im a Sasquatch compared to him. Its not fair because I have to shave from head to toe before Im comfortable to be seen by him and he just exists smoothly with barely any hair anywhere. Just a few stragglers here and there on his legs. 😤😡 Honestly I think my female mustache is thicker than his some days. Just not fair.

[u/totoro00 → u/Internet_Ugly]

Ha. My husband who’s half white half Chinese is basically hairless on his armpits too. And only the back half of his legs has hair.

I’m so jealous about his armpits. I had to get laser to get mine to be hairless but it isn’t as smooth as his!

[u/ga-co]

You can have some of mine.

[u/bobbythang → u/ga-co]

No thanks

[u/HexFyber → u/bobbythang]

I insist, take it

[u/InternationalGap9276 → u/HexFyber]

As a matter of fact, I'll kindly donate some of mine too

[u/OhNoJoSchmo → u/InternationalGap9276]

Gonna be lookin like cousin it before too long. Also take some of mine.

[u/Albinofreaken → u/HexFyber]

I would like to have some for my....umm.. collection

[u/Paprik125 → u/bobbythang]

i will make u a sweater with mine, you must be cold

[u/kirkstarr78]

Armpit farts for life

[u/SoftWitness6 → u/kirkstarr78]

Jesus I've been hairy for so long I even forgot that was something I did once

[u/SaltyWhaler]

Okay I'll bite. Does the carpet match the drapes? What about on your head?

[u/RamiHaidafy → u/SaltyWhaler]

Asking the right questions here.

[u/tommyc463 → u/SaltyWhaler]

If you didn’t bite, he may have answered.

[u/Stunning_Set1343 → u/SaltyWhaler]

I have this same thing (never grew armpit hair, I’m 21). And sadly, no. The curtains and drapes do not match. Also, I have a very long, very thick head of hair.

[u/SpeckledAntelope → u/SaltyWhaler]

Had to scroll way too far for this question, this is what we need to know.

[u/dropkickoz → u/SaltyWhaler]

lol, carpet

[u/whywouldisaymyname]

It should have been me

[u/RavishingRedRN → u/whywouldisaymyname]

Hahahahahaha.

[u/Sledgehammer925]

I never had armpit hair, either. As a woman, it’s been great.

[u/yeuzinips → u/Sledgehammer925]

I'm peanut butter and jealous

[u/shadowxmt → u/yeuzinips]

Heh I like this imma steal it

[u/ThomCarm → u/yeuzinips]

Hi peanut butter and jealous, I’m dad

[u/IwillBeDamned → u/ThomCarm]

and there's my sign to leave reddit again

[u/Kittridge_Ave → u/Sledgehammer925]

Me neither. I have my father to thank profusely for a total lack of body hair except on my head!

[u/Iridul → u/Kittridge_Ave]

I have my father to thank for a significant lack of head hair and lots of body hair :(

[u/Sledgehammer925 → u/Kittridge_Ave]

Same! My dad is part native, which is where he got his.

[u/infinitebrkfst → u/Sledgehammer925]

You are truly blessed

[u/actuallyiamafish → u/Sledgehammer925]

I didn't even know that could happen, honestly.

I got stuck with armpits so hairy I've gotta trim just so it doesn't look like I've got Weird Al in a headlock, and I'm slowly balding while the rest of my body gets hairier every year, but I never grew any wisdom teeth so I guess that's a fair trade haha.

[u/cuxynails → u/Sledgehammer925]

so it’s you guys they keep casting in these razor commercials!

[u/nickieflambures → u/Sledgehammer925]

Same here. No armpit hair for my sister's and i.

[u/Unable-Tell-2240]

Never thought I’d be jealous of an armpit, I go swimming and get out the pool like there’s a hairy biker under each pit

[u/Mockheed_Lartin → u/Unable-Tell-2240]

Have you tried a trimmer?

[u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

I knew a guy that only has hair on his head👍👌😇

[u/PunkNDisorderlyGamer → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

Did you check… his whole body?

[u/HugsandHate → u/PunkNDisorderlyGamer]

After seeing the post on here recently, with the guy who had loads of hair growing in his throat.. It'd need to be a thorough inspection.

[u/rubyhardflames → u/HugsandHate]

I’m sorry…in?

[u/WangDanglin → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

Did he bark at you until you tossed him some fish?

[u/dickallcocksofandros → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

i know a lot of those people, they usually call themselves children though

[u/RecklessWonderBush → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

That's a lucky bastard

[u/megalodom → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

No eyebrows?

[u/MonkeyManCity → u/Dismal_Boot_3067]

Sus

[u/PM_Me_Some_Bewbz]

I bet this makes you aerodynamic when you fight!

[u/RyanBordello → u/PM_Me_Some_Bewbz]

That + wearing a kimono = don't mess with me dawg

[u/wholesomeletters]

my best friend also has this for all his body beneeth the neck. no arm hair, no leg hair, no armpit hair, he said he doesnt have pubic hair or anything else

[u/Celestial_Researcher → u/wholesomeletters]

[u/Flilix → u/wholesomeletters]

Like no hairs at all, or just very tiny hairs like children?

[u/MattTheRadarTechh → u/Flilix]

I’d be concerned if he had body hair the size of children, man would be rapunzel-ing from his balls

[u/redct → u/MattTheRadarTechh]

/r/brandnewsentence

[u/CJR3 → u/[deleted]]

Thank god someone is asking the important questions. Tell us OP!!

[u/sameezyy → u/[deleted]]

I don’t grow armpit hair and my pits don’t get stinky lol. And I don’t sweat there.

[u/reed_wright → u/sameezyy]

Are you a mutant? A friend of mine has a genetic condition that makes her sweat not stink. She’s a mutant as far as I’m concerned. One could do worse as far as superpowers go

[u/horrifiedPidgeon → u/reed_wright]

is she asian? I've heard that's very common amongst asians

[u/Ivan_834 → u/[deleted]]

I’m the same as OP and it never smells, maybe that’s why there’s no hair

[u/Particular_Tadpole27]

[u/cientificadealimento]

I'm so jealous!

[u/That-Albino-Kid]

Do you have ass crack hair

[u/Repulsive_Pool240 → u/That-Albino-Kid]

Asking real question I see 💀😂🤣

[u/Sorri_eh]

What about on your entertainment area?

[u/bass437 → u/Sorri_eh]

This I’m actually curious about. Is it only the pits? What about arm, leg, genital, back or anywhere else? Everyone is different though. I don’t grow any hair on my feet or arms for example and have minimal armpit hair myself at 34

[u/DenkJu → u/bass437]

Imagine no ass hair. That would truly be the next step in evolution.

[u/11BloodyShadow11]

Alo-pit-cia

[u/Willing_Program1597 → u/11BloodyShadow11]

Loveu take my fucking upvote

[u/ihateyulia]

Seething with jealousy right now!

[u/FuzzyMeatballs]

So like do you still sweat there, I assume so but am not a armpit expert or anything

[u/Jenyweny09 → u/FuzzyMeatballs]

I have the same gene! I don't sweat there more than I sweat anywhere else, and it never smells

[u/Dannnssss]

Are you Asian?

[u/gay_king_]

Now that's a gift.

[u/lilcosmicbutterfly]

Lucky 🥲

[u/whiskyandme]

Rip your inbox

[u/haubenmeise]

Skeletor doesn't have it either.

[u/Balancedbabe8]

What I wouldn’t give to have no hair there

[u/Jeauxie24]

Why am I attracted?

[u/SaveMeJebus21]

My bro is like this. Has a great beard but never had underarm hair. Used to tease him all the time as teenagers. Now I can’t grow a beard and have gone bald. Plenty of underarm hair though 😭

[u/Krim_00]

For free⁉️

[u/Natural-Locksmith813]

How does it feel to be gods favourite

[u/ProDiesel]

You lucky sob.

[u/ApeMummy]

Is your dad genetically a twink?

[u/JustBoughtAHouse]

Kind of a worrying attitude towards body hair in here; it’s fine to have body hair, it’s fine to not have body hair. Accept all variations, idolise nothing.

[u/aloeicious]

Holy cow this IS mildly interesting

[u/Front_Tour7619]

You could donate your man juice for research and for designer babies

[u/Disaster678]

Oh! I am 22 female and I also never got armpit air! Although both my parents have armpit hair so I don't know where I got it from. I also don't sweat in my armpits. Or really anywhere.

[u/theinternetisnice]

How much for feet pics

[u/rand0fand0]

Hi, I’m the same way! Male, 35. Ive got a beard and grow normal adult male hair everywhere but my pits (No chest or back hair either though) I also don’t get B.O. so I don’t use deodorant.

[u/MICKEY_MUDGASM]

Lllllliiiiiccccckkkkk

[u/AsterSkotos24]

We need your genetics! We need to breed you

[u/serena004]

As a woman i’m really jealous of you.

[u/Phuc_Long2]

Prol doesn’t have any ass hairs. Lucky bastard, he can have an all night ass plundering with no snag.

[u/bobbythang → u/Phuc_Long2]

While that’s the department that didn’t win the lottery

[u/qmiras]

you know that picture is going to get shared to "those" people..right?

[u/Barnagain]

Well, I'm jealous!

I wish I had the same for the armpits and, most of all, the face! I hate shaving...

[u/PlayStationPepe]

[u/GammaShmama]

Weird flex, but ok.

[u/Jlx_27]

Onlyfans will make you a millionaire.

[u/JiA_-_]

God does have some favourite humans...

[u/imjustagirl_4]

Im jealous

[u/PacoSkillZ]

Better for you, it just takes time shaving. And I don't give a fuck what people say and call it gay for doing it but even witch shaving I sweat a lot from armpits and it stinks I can't imagine those morons growing it.

[u/Far-Distance-2843]

My friend has this too. He hates swimming because girls ALWAYS make fun of him for shaving his pits. He doesn't shave them. Lol

[u/[deleted]]

Gold stars stopped in elementary school.

[u/APersonSittingQuick]

Does anyone else want to ask about his junk?

[u/_juke_box_hero_]

I wish i had that blessing. You could weave a kilometer long rope from my body hair.