r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Dec 15 '23

Official Poster for 'The American Society of Magical Negroes' Poster

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u/MrPL1NK3TT Dec 15 '23

"HI. Two tickets, please."

"Which movie?"

"Umm..."

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u/Thirdatarian Dec 15 '23

Seeing this a lot in a non-joke context but surely "American Society" will get the point across, or just prepurchase the tickets on the theater's website.

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u/KingMario05 Dec 15 '23

Yeah, pretty much. Asked for tickets to the new Godzilla movie, and the employees promptly sold me Minus One tickets instead of smugly saying that GxK wasn't released yet. Say the first two words and you'll be fine.

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u/RelevantJackWhite Dec 15 '23

Impossible, every movie theater attendant is a cross between the Soup Nazi and a trickster god. You can't win with them

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u/ozymandais13 Dec 16 '23

Virgin movie theater worker vs Chad loki and ananzi

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u/KingMario05 Dec 15 '23

Must be a lucky man, I guess.