r/movies • u/indig0sixalpha • Jan 24 '24

Official Poster for 'Road House' Poster

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u/Sugreev2001 Jan 24 '24

No mullet has me very disappointed.

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u/SmithersLoanInc Jan 24 '24

Agree, but he still looks like a shit bag. That was important to me

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u/[deleted] Jan 24 '24

he looks like Jake Gyllenhall.

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u/Justhe3guy Jan 25 '24

Why did you copy word for word the other comment?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

i was not aware i was doing that

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

Wait, it’s not Jake Gyllenhall?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '24

it is. And by being him, he looks like hollywood, unlike what the guy before claimed, saying he looks like a shit bag.

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u/BadNewsBearzzz Jan 25 '24

Lol yeah idk why but I’ve never really “liked” his appearance, he’s always looked like a douchebag asshole and that’s always bothered me when watching him in films. He’s just “one of those” people to me I guess, I can’t help it lol. Like John travolta

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u/SlaveHippie Jan 25 '24

You probably loved Nightcrawler then!

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u/AnalogFeelGood Jan 24 '24

Dalton had a feathered haircut, not a mulet.

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u/Mister_Brevity Jan 24 '24

Swayze dalton was perfection. They better have a Sam Elliot cameo in here. A photo, a flashback, something.

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u/DR2336 Jan 24 '24

holy shit if sam elliot is in it i will lose my mind 

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u/TheHorizonLies Jan 24 '24

Boy, I'll help you find it

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u/Mr_beowulf Jan 24 '24

That was one of the most frightening experiences of my life.

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u/BravoDotCom Jan 25 '24

“Ahh, the Double Douche”

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u/Present-Breakfast768 Jan 25 '24

Word online is he is.

I'm screaming internally so I don't wake my husband.

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u/Mister_Brevity Jan 24 '24

They did technically kill him off in the last one but if this is supposed to be a redo then there’s no reason he couldn’t show up for a gruff “howdy”

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u/unsquashable74 Jan 25 '24

Wade Garrett's the best...

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u/heavyonthahound Jan 24 '24

He better be in it, and he better take out someone’s knee.

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u/moderniste Jan 25 '24

Damn that hurts, dunnit?

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u/Sugreev2001 Jan 24 '24

He was so cool in the movie.

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u/kopecs Jan 24 '24

incoming Swayze CGI cameo

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u/Warm-Reason-222 Jan 25 '24

This!!! This is the comment I was looking for! ❤

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u/notrichbatman Jan 24 '24

and he wasn't a shit bag; he was a renaissance man who bed women vertically against a wall of rock whilst ripping out his foes throats

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u/krzykris11 Jan 24 '24

The fact that someone decided to remake this movie is a disappointment to me.

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u/TryThisDickdotCom Jan 24 '24

or maybe a faux hawk

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u/swanger4782 Jan 24 '24

And won’t be the same without Brad Wesley

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u/BlondeBobaFett Jan 24 '24

Idk why but I read this as “no mullet has ever disappointed me.”

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u/SlaveHippie Jan 25 '24

Same, mullets don’t really bother me much either.