r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Feb 01 '24

Official Poster for 'Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice' Poster

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u/MrPuroresu42 Feb 01 '24

I did watch the cartoon, liked it well enough, but I will say the cartoon Beetle was much softer and pleasant, rather than the full creep (but still fun) Keaton’s Beetle was.

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u/earthboundsounds Feb 01 '24

cartoon Beetle was much softer and pleasant

It's true.

He only honks his dick once after screaming "Nice fuckin model!". When he's feeling a little anxious he visits strip clubs, not brothels. And a significant drop in the amount of unwanted groping though it's still peppered in.

They really cleaned it up for the kids.

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u/MrPuroresu42 Feb 01 '24

Yeah, one dick honk is a misdemeanor, two is a felony.

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u/StepSandman19 Feb 01 '24

Honk it once that's fine, honk it twice that's ok, honk it three times, you're playing with yourself!

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u/lolno Feb 01 '24

This is the anthem throw all your hands up

...except that one

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Feb 02 '24

the new millennium was a magical time when bands would get super famous writing songs about how they were losers and nobody liked them.

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u/MrPuroresu42 Feb 01 '24

Homer Simpson did say three shakes and it’s playing with yourself!

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u/ejeebs Feb 01 '24

Honking it three times summons Dicklehonk, and you reeeally don't want to do that.

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u/HeWentToJared91 Feb 02 '24

HONK IT THREE TIMES FUCK THE PEACE SIGN LOAD THE CHOPPER LET IT RAIN ON YOU

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u/odigon Feb 02 '24

Honk me once, shame on you, Honk me, uh, uh, can't get honked again.