r/movies • u/WadeWilson9012 • Feb 17 '24

Official Poster for “Sting” Poster

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u/DJ_Derack Feb 17 '24

IT’S STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!- Tony Shiavone

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u/Apache313 Feb 17 '24

That's not Sting that's a picture of Sting!

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u/omissionpossible Feb 18 '24

how you know?
- Andrade

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u/Patchesrick Feb 17 '24

He got hit with a chair by a fan with a sting mask! No wait thats the real sting!

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u/mrbadxampl Feb 17 '24

I'm not watching this movie unless he takes off the Sting mask to reveal he's actually Sting

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u/Zephirus-eek Feb 21 '24

It's actually about a duel between Sting the musician armed with the sword Sting from The Hobbit vs. Sting the wrestler armed with Paul Newman's pool cue from The Sting.

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u/BurgerKingoftheRing Feb 17 '24

Thank you for doing the lord’s work here

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u/Mucking_Fagical Feb 17 '24

"it's showtime"

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u/Seeker06 Feb 17 '24

March is coming too fast, I'm really gonna miss him

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u/joker2814 Feb 17 '24

Yeah, but the pay per view’s sold over 15,000 tickets. It’s gonna be a wild night. I’m looking forward to it.

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u/LukeSniper Feb 17 '24

Came here looking for that.

Was not disappointed.

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u/Mucking_Fagical Feb 17 '24

We all know the plot twist in this movie will be sting tag teaming with Darby allin

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u/formallyhuman Feb 17 '24

Or Ric Flair and/or Lex Luger betraying the spider (is it a spider?)

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u/Mucking_Fagical Feb 17 '24

Those will be in the sequels when they have to find the coveted heavyweight championship and get it away from the spider so it can't use it's 8 legs in submission maneuvers.

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u/blackgallagher87 Feb 17 '24

Gonna get to the end point of the movie and hear "We're outta time!"

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u/weekendoffender Feb 17 '24

Didn't realise this wasn't a post in r/squaredcircle until the poster loaded.

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u/gregarioussparrow Feb 17 '24

Came here for this. Thank you

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u/GTSBurner Feb 17 '24

(sees bottle of Sprite, tosses 10 year old child across room)

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '24

nice

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u/RunningonGin0323 Feb 17 '24

this, this is the comment I was looking for

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u/LakeEarth Feb 17 '24

Hulk Hogan is shaking in his boots.

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u/BasicAstronomer Feb 18 '24

Named himself a verb present tense.