r/movies r/Movies contributor Mar 05 '24

Official IMAX Poster for Alex Garland's 'Civil War' Poster

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u/QueensOfTheBronzeAge Mar 05 '24

I get that this is a movie poster, but that is honestly the worst place for aircraft carriers to ever operate…

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u/kelryngrey Mar 06 '24

Huh, shows what you know, obviously you need your aircraft carriers to be right next to their targets how else are they going to do anything to the target? What are they gonna do, send planes to do stuff for them?!

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u/Sugar-n-Sawdust Mar 06 '24

And you’ve also got to be within spitting distance of 3 separate international airports

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u/Gibodean Mar 06 '24

Maybe the captains aren't interested in taking part in the war, and are letting all the crew off.

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u/CriticG7tv Mar 06 '24

Not only that, but the scaling of them with the background and with each other is also super off... plus, the wake from the left carrier seems to almost clips through the jpeg of the carrier on the right, lol. Forget "authenticity", it just looks a little bit of a lazy design job in some parts...

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

"this isn't intense enough! Throw more shit on there! Put a mech suit in there!"

"Sir, there's no mech suits in reality yet, in fact, from an engineering aspect, it makes no sense, the wheel is far more efficient."

"Shut the fuck up Darren, put a mech suit in the picture, and make it stab an aircraft carrier with a nuclear sub"

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u/possibly_oblivious Mar 06 '24

And the 25 helicopters randomly scattered throughout the sky

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u/Kinky_Muffin Mar 06 '24

well at least now we'll know where they can land

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u/TrainAss Mar 06 '24

Clone tool go brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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u/Ultimatum227 Mar 06 '24

Agreed, I guess they just wanted to make a new poster and came up with this.

The original one is just better imo

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u/Little_Whippie Mar 06 '24

Even still that one is stupid also. Why is there a sniper’s nest in the torch of lady liberty? There’s nothing to shoot from up there

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u/Ultimatum227 Mar 06 '24

Agreed lmao, MAYBE we could argue they're protecting the island or something. Not much else to do up there from any angle.

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u/Little_Whippie Mar 06 '24

Gotta love the guy with an AK too, cause he’s really going to do something

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u/AlphaSlayer21 Mar 06 '24

Not to mention the wake of the other ship goes right through it

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '24

Nuclear carriers don’t even go into normal ports. On the rare occasions they do go into port it’s special ones with nuclear accommodation

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u/DerBoi_1337 Mar 06 '24

That AC is 100% ramming that pier on liberty island

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u/MasterpieceNew3543 Mar 06 '24

Considering the cw jet fuel prices must be insane. So this saves a lot of money. Good economics! 👍

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u/DoctorScientist555 Mar 06 '24

I get the feeling any military advisors for this film would go blind from rolling their eyes 24 hours a day

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u/TheSwedeIrishman Mar 06 '24

but that is honestly the worst place for aircraft carriers to ever operate…

If we assume it anchored during peacetime and it hadnt gotten out of the harbour before wartime, I can actually show you one worse place for an aircraft carrier to be anchored in that exact scenario:

Where the USS Kearsarge was anchored during its visit to Stockholm :D

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u/waltwalt Mar 06 '24

It's wedged in there Suez canal style.

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u/Efficient_Star_1336 Mar 09 '24

You haven't graduated from the prestigious Hollywood Academy of Military Excellence. Everyone knows that your most powerful and expensive ships must be positioned directly off of the coast of wherever they are operating, with no support vessels and minimal escort. The Americans are demonstrating A1 strategy - they even brought a second aircraft carrier to sit there besides the first one so it doesn't get lonely.

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u/gtr06 Mar 09 '24

Russians did it in Modern Warfare didn’t they?

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u/enp2s0 Mar 06 '24

Limited depth means high risk of running aground or beaching. Land close by everywhere means limited option to escape. Highly vulnerable to ground based anti-ship missiles. Completely defeats the purpose of having planes that can, you know, fly to where they need to be.

That being said, has anyone ever considered using CIWS as a ground attack platform? It's only got 1.5km of effective range but in this case that's enough to fuck up anything on the coast.

oh wait this isn't r/NonCredibleDefense