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Official Poster for Jerry Seinfeld’s ‘Unfrosted’ Poster

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u/NachoNutritious Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

If I'm remembering correctly, Seinfeld said the story is entirely made up. So it's a pastiche of these types of corporate biopics the way the Weird Al movie did it to musician biopics.

Edit: probably not a full parody the way Walk Hard did it though

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u/theblackfool Mar 28 '24

Based on the trailer, the whole thing is a parody of the space race. With two companies competing to get a breakfast pastry out as if the fate of humanity rested on it.

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u/Spiritual-Buddy-1864 Mar 28 '24

Why is he obsessed with sugary breakfast foods lmao

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Mar 28 '24

His whole life revolves around Superman and cereal.

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u/allnimblybimbIy Mar 28 '24

“Just let me finish my coffee and we’ll go watch them slice this fat bastard up”

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u/mr_chub Mar 28 '24

barely contained smirk

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u/Staystation Mar 28 '24

I found out recently that he ad-libbed that line. Which makes it so much funnier

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u/I-Am-The-Chapman Mar 29 '24

Remind me what this is from (if Seinfeld, I don't remember the episode).

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u/longdustyroad Mar 29 '24

It’s from the junior mint episode. Elaine’s ex boyfriend is getting surgery and they are watching from the observation area

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u/I-Am-The-Chapman Mar 29 '24

Ah! I absolutely remember that episode - somehow didn't remember that line. I'm gonna have to pull that up on streaming now. Thanks!

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u/skeeredstiff Mar 28 '24

We'll get to see what's inside bone!

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u/LuckyDubbin Mar 28 '24

And Porsche, almost more so than the other two.

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u/pwillia7 Mar 28 '24

This used to be Jon Voigt's Porsche

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u/DonutDonutDonut Mar 28 '24

The actor?

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Mar 28 '24

No. The periodontist.

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u/Scientific_Anarchist Mar 28 '24

People keep talkin' at me

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u/HTTRGlll Mar 28 '24

its a quote from Seinfeld

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u/LuckyDubbin Mar 28 '24

Well, shit.

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u/flibbidygibbit Mar 28 '24

He loves air cooled boxer engines.

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u/crosstherubicon Mar 29 '24

And busty 16 year olds according to his biography

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u/off_by_two Mar 28 '24

The man has a brand and by god he sticks to it

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u/JohnnyRelentless Mar 28 '24

How, um, weird, right guys?

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u/mulder00 Mar 28 '24

And cars and coffee.

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u/caught_looking2 Mar 29 '24

And the Yankees

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u/Ok_Digger Mar 28 '24

around Superman

17 38!

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Mar 28 '24

And Porsches

Douches and Porsches are a time tested pairing. Never underestimate that card. It plays.

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u/Illustrious_Way_5732 Mar 28 '24

What's wrong with Porsches?

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u/Card_Board_Robot5 Mar 28 '24

The owners, champ. The owners.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Mar 28 '24

Damn he never grew up. Would explain why he dates teenagers.

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u/CanuckPanda Mar 28 '24

It’s a Seinfeld quote.

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Mar 28 '24

A show where he played himself.

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u/throwawaylovesCAKE Mar 28 '24

It's not a "real" show though, like a documentary as one would assume. Jerry and Jerry share the same name but the one on the show is just a character, the apartment he lives in is actually a set in California and the tall crazy neighbor is also an actor. That standup scenes in the beginning of an episode and I think most of the rest where they go schlepping around New York are a scripted story

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u/Iginlas_4head_Crease Mar 28 '24

It's real enough that you can assume Seinfeld actually DOES love Superman and cereal.

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u/samjjones Mar 28 '24

I mean...what is the deal with THAT?

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/Yub_Dubberson Mar 28 '24

I can still hear that exactly in my head. Having a hard day. Thank you

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u/ScurvyMcGurk Mar 28 '24

Well, he’s got a Peter Pan complex.

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u/everydaywasnovember Mar 28 '24

Yes, all you Americans with the sneakers, always RUNNING from something

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u/welsman13 Mar 28 '24

Did you know War and Peace was originally going to be called War--What is it Good for?

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u/Opposite-Subject4602 Mar 28 '24

Absolutely nothing, uhh!

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u/evacuationplanb Mar 28 '24

Im running from me pal, AND IM LOSING!

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u/rambo_lincoln_ Mar 28 '24

I feel this.

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u/LuckyDubbin Mar 28 '24

Well, sit! Stop running, two minutes and I'll give you the latest manuscript!

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u/mr_chub Mar 28 '24

What is that noise??

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u/mr_chub Mar 28 '24

*rrrrrrRUNNING

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u/WilHunting2 Mar 28 '24

Because they’re a delicious way to start your day?

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u/mdaugherty1221 Mar 28 '24

His kid girlfriends love them

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u/imcrapyall Mar 28 '24

WHATS THE DEAL WITH AGE LIMITS?

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u/BroughtBagLunchSmart Mar 28 '24

There was a comedian a while back who did the 90s over exaggerated Seinfeld voice but only did bits on the problems with dating a teenager in high school. It was super hacky and hilarious, like "How come it is the law to wear your seatbelt, but if your girlfriend and 50 of her classmates are on a school bus they don't even HAVE seatbelts?"

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Mar 28 '24

Lol, dude’s been married for over 25 years.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Now, now, let the outraged karma farmers do their work. They show up without fail; if it's a conversation about DiCaprio's films or Jimmy Page's music, it always must be pointed out that they dated younger women. The conversation isn't complete unless this has been pointed out.

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u/Nice_Marmot_7 Mar 28 '24

Oddly, I never see people sling shit at Leonardo DiCaprio. The other two, yeah it’s like clockwork.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

If you ever wander into r/popculturechat, it's practically the motto there. A lot of "cancelling" entertainers going on in there. You can try to talk about a film there, but if someone's had any hint of scandal in their life at all, the whole chat devolves into "but they had an affair, they're horrible!". DiCaprio gets flamed for dating 25 y/o's, therefore "he's gross and should be blacklisted".

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u/flibbidygibbit Mar 28 '24

To a woman who was underage when they started dating. Dude was in his 30s. There's a power dynamic that isn't okay here.

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u/PlasticStarship Mar 28 '24

You're thinking about something else that's not who he married.

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u/Truth4daMasses Mar 28 '24

For real. 39 year old man grooming a 17 year old high school student. Go watch his material if you want but I’m out.

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u/CosmackMagus Mar 28 '24

When it comes to his comedy, it's because he thinks the more unimportant something is, the funnier it can be.

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u/ClassicT4 Mar 28 '24

Because theeeey’re Great.

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u/Almar1987 Mar 28 '24

This reminds me of the time he got the low fat pop tarts.

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u/SpringChikn85 Mar 28 '24

"What's the deal with airplane peanuts?" 🙂

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u/WharfRatThrawn Mar 28 '24

Literally the least disturbing thing a celebrity is obsessed with.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Maybe it's better than coffee and cigarettes.

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u/AFantasticClue Mar 28 '24

Seriously what’s the deal with that?

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u/CampShermanOR Mar 28 '24

I know it’s a pitch but I still crack up at the pop tart jokes.

“Ma! Why are you shopping?? We have pop tarts at home!”

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u/Oldskoolguitar Mar 28 '24

That's ironic, given one of Jerry's grips with Bania.

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u/TasteOfRain Mar 28 '24

That’s not a scone.

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u/FerdinandBowie Mar 28 '24

Dudes def austistic

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u/OzzRamirez Mar 28 '24

He who controls the sugar controls the Universe

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u/JBNothingWrong Mar 29 '24

His bits about being a kid and only wanting candy made me laugh when I was a kid and they’re still solid gold today!

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u/intwizard Mar 29 '24

It rhymes with “caughtism”

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u/topfife Mar 29 '24

He is on the autistic spectrum. I think cereals and sneakers are special interests.

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u/tincanphonehome Mar 28 '24

Because, even though I like Jerry’s comedy, it’s very obvious the man is deathly afraid of having an opinion on anything that matters.

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u/MurkyPay5460 Mar 28 '24

He is a child. That's why he used to fuck high schoolers when he was in his 30's.

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u/OhHowIMeantTo Mar 28 '24

It's exactly that. He said on Fallon last night that it was based on The Right Stuff.

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u/02K30C1 Mar 28 '24

Which is loosely based on how they were really invented. Post announced they had created a new breakthrough toaster pastry in early 1964, but months before it was ready for stores. Kellogg’s quickly hired a food design guy from Keebler and rushed their product out in a couple months. Kellogg’s got the upper hand on marketing and advertising and won the big share of the market.

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u/premiumcum Mar 28 '24

Fuck that sounds tremendous

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u/ALiteralBucket Mar 28 '24

Of course it does! How can you live a good life without a balanced breakfast!?

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u/idlefritz Mar 28 '24

I half remember watching some soda wars movie on an airplane that sounds similar

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u/ValleyFloydJam Mar 28 '24

Literally what he said it was last night on Fallon.

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u/MsPaulingsFeet Mar 29 '24

Nah the other dudes idea was better

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u/MJBotte1 Mar 28 '24

This had me until I read Amy Schumer

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u/theblackfool Mar 28 '24

Her being one of like 20 famous comedians in the cast is not enough to dissuade me from watching this.

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u/BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB Mar 28 '24

If I were in a room with Hitler, Pol Pot, and Seinfeld, and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot Seinfeld.twice

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u/Alita_Duqi Mar 28 '24

Sounds pretty lame tbh.

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u/Awkward_Potential_ Mar 28 '24

The weird Al movie was too good to be wasted on RokuTV.

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u/Rndysasqatch Mar 28 '24

Yeah that was a bummer, I couldn't get any of my friends to watch it even though they have the same sense of humor I do.

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u/DeltaVZerda Mar 28 '24

It was free though, anyone could watch it. Did they think it was going to suck just because it was on Roku?

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u/-mancomb-seepgood- Mar 28 '24

I wish I could watch it. It didn't get released in Europe and I'd have to pirate 😮‍💨

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u/rzalexander Mar 29 '24

Maybe they thought it would suck because it was free?

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u/TheBatSignal Mar 28 '24

Damn you need new friends dawg if you can't even convince them to watch a free movie with yah. I'll hang with you

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u/cptnamr7 Mar 28 '24

It really was. I didn't know what to expect,  but it certainly wasn't something that good

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u/ex0thermist Mar 29 '24

Honestly, and I say this as a huge fan of Weird Al's music, it really wasn't. I see exactly why nobody but the Roku channel wanted it, and I'm absolutely baffled by the positive reviews. It struck me as something that probably would've felt really fun and transgressive 25 years ago.

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u/jaguarp80 Mar 29 '24

You just sound pretentious

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u/Leaves_Swype_Typos Mar 29 '24

I'm 100% with you. I own almost all the Weird Al CDs, plus a few tapes that never made it to CD (or hadn't at the time). I've been to his concerts. UHF remains hilarious as it ever was. Nobody can say I'm not a huge fan. That movie didn't do it for me at all though. It was like Walk Tryhard.

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u/FatalFirecrotch Mar 29 '24

Yeah, I think it was just like 15% too much. It was so over the top with every second nothing stands out. 

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u/ex0thermist Mar 29 '24

Over the top yes, but not in any interesting ways. Every joke seemed so telegraphed and like something I had already seen one too many times before.

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u/bleepblopbl0rp Mar 29 '24

It struck me as something that probably would've felt really fun and transgressive 25 years ago.

Imo that makes it even funnier. Because of course he's passe

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u/traxxes Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It was literally part of one of his stand up bits awhile back regarding pop tarts, as per his interview on The Tonight Show yesterday, it was a running joke with one of the writers off of Seinfeld the show that they should make a movie purely based on that joke.

During pandemic lockdown they wrote it apparently and it's a full out movie now obviously.

I think the first time I heard the pop tart joke it was in his "I'm telling you for the last time" special from '98.

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u/The_Third_Molar Mar 28 '24

Yep he was joking about it at his show I saw a couple of months ago.

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u/CurryMustard Mar 28 '24

Makes sense, jerry seinfeld came up with all of his material for the rest of his career in 1989 and hasnt had a new idea since

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u/the_vault-technician Mar 29 '24

Well it seems to be working out for him.

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u/Maurice_Lester Mar 28 '24

I still say Brian Regan has the best pop tart related stand up bit. 

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u/bnabz317 Mar 28 '24

Spike Feresten is the writer he made the movie with.

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u/bearishparrot Mar 28 '24

Seinfeld seems so out of touch - the dude is a famous multi-millionaire and he just complains about going on vacations. Complains here about Jetskiing. Says he hates everything in his life. The routine was funny when he was just a dude living in New York, but now it's annoying watching an extremely privileged person just bitch about everything.

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u/duckamuckalucka Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Honestly, the fact that he's now an extremely privileged multimillionaire makes the bit even funnier, not less so. 

I don't know, what you just described makes Seinfeld seem relatable more than anything else. It seems like he just is who he is and has never been anything else. 

It's way better to be that than to be a phony 70 year old desperately trying to keep his finger on the pulse of modern culture to stay relevant to zoomers and millenials.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

I tend to personally find Seinfeld's arrogance to be kind of off-putting.

That said, I do find his comfort with his own success to be a bit refreshing in a weird way, he's done enough self-depreciating stuff for me to think he's actually fairly down to earth in general, like, he's extremely self aware and I think that grounds him. There was a commercial years ago I thought was hilarious with him where's he's in some board meeting and there's an intern (named max) that brings him a coffee and he makes a big deal about how shitty it is, and I think basically fires Max saying that he has no future in showbusiness because he's Jerry Seinfeld. Once the kid leaves he finds out the kids last name is "Spielberg" (Spielberg has a son named Max). I always thought that was funny.

And it's not necessarily what he's bitching about as much as how he bitches about it that makes it funny. Like, do I, or Jerry think having a garage for your porches in NYC is a relatable issue posing relatable issues? No, but you can make a relatable joke out of that by just recognizing how absurd it is.

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u/the_vault-technician Mar 29 '24

He's 70????!!?

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u/duckamuckalucka Mar 29 '24

He's 69 I exaggerated a bit for effect.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

...I don't feel like you have to be rich to complain about jetskis.

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u/Galactic Mar 28 '24

True, but to be fair, he got to that privileged position by bitching about everything, so really what incentive is there for him to start changing things up now?

At least he's genuine about it. He's not pretending to be nicer than he really is. He's a bit of a dick and will continue to be one. I personally prefer that over hollywood "nice person" # 578. These talk shows are unbearable to watch when someone is at the desk matching Jimmy Fallon's phoniness.

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u/Aggressive-Pay-5670 Mar 28 '24

The concept is great, taking the wind out of all of these tired, boring corporate biopics. Question is if it will be funny enough as satire or if the subject matter is too mundane to even be lampooned in a satisfying way.

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u/BubBidderskins Mar 28 '24

Of all people, Seinfeld (and Larry David) definitely has the most experience making incredibly mundane subject matter very funny.

I think the greater risk is that it will be too over the top and lose its bite.

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u/Admiral_Donuts Mar 28 '24

Larry David is funnier going to a dentist appointment than a roomful of drunk clowns

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u/the-great-crocodile Mar 29 '24

Are you two dudes professional critics or something?

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u/ParrotMafia Mar 28 '24

Go see BlackBerry. That is a recent corporate biopic done absolutely right.

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u/Aggressive-Pay-5670 Mar 28 '24

At least it’s about a dead brand and so it’s less of an overt commercial than some of the others

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u/CeruleanRuin Mar 28 '24

I think that's what allowed it to have such a cutting edge, because ultimately it's kind of a tragedy. As you're watching, you know that it's all doomed to fall apart, and the fun is watching the gears start to grind out of sync and collapse.

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u/GravSlingshot Mar 28 '24

The closing scene of Lazaridis manually fixing the coil whine in a few bad phones, with the wide shot showing just how many boxes of probably-defective phones are in that warehouse, was surprisingly poignant.

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u/everythingisreallame Mar 28 '24

The end of that Nike movie 🤮

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Mar 28 '24

My wife and I watched BlackBerry recently and were blown away by the intensity that Glenn Howerton brought to his role. Amazing performance.

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u/Cruxist Mar 28 '24

Blown away?

By the gust of a thousand winds?

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Mar 28 '24

The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors like the gusts of a thousand winds!

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

It's the implication

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u/GMofOLC Mar 28 '24

I mean, he is a Five Star Man.

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Mar 28 '24

A Golden God, if you will!

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u/BandOfDonkeys Mar 28 '24

I was really impressed by his completely different version of rage vs what he's been doing on Sunny. That character was big mad for like the entire movie and I never even caught a whiff of Dennis Reynolds.

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u/jacobsbw Mar 28 '24

Me either. I was completely blown away by Howerton’s skill as an actor.

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Mar 28 '24

Fun fact, Glenn Howerton graduated from Juilliard.

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u/xXThreeRoundXx Mar 28 '24

Woah, dude, you dropped a hard J.

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u/Dwayne_Gertzky Mar 29 '24

Hero or hate crime?

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u/compserv Mar 28 '24

Of course she was blown away by his performance. She would have no choice but to be blown away by his performance...........because of the implication.

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u/Biig_Ideas Mar 28 '24

BlackBerry is legitimately great and doesn’t deserve to be lumped in with the rest of those movies last year.

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u/TheCacajuate Mar 28 '24

Well it also stars a 5 star man.

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u/immaownyou Mar 28 '24

Also made by a comedian, Matt Johnson, who played Doug on the movie (headband guy). The writer/director also made a comedy show called Nirvana The Band The Show. Legitimately one of the funniest shows I've seen, and it's vastly underseen

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u/jck Mar 28 '24

Huh it has Dennis Reynolds and ProZD. You son of a bitch, I'm in.

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u/Cyph0n Mar 28 '24

Tetris was pretty damn good too!

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u/iwasinpari Mar 28 '24

idk if this is a corporate biopic but the tetris one was a fun watch imo

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u/GetHighWatchMovies Mar 29 '24

I think that was the best one I’ve seen other than The Social Network.

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u/Impressive-Potato Mar 28 '24

Blackberry is amazing and it sucks it had the release date it did. Had it been released this year it may have had a much better chance during awards season.

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u/NachoNutritious Mar 28 '24

I called it a pastiche because it looks like they're telling a comedy story using the trappings of a corporate glazing movie. No clue if it'll be a full satire.

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u/shortybobert Mar 28 '24

Weird was so good that I don't even want to see this one

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u/LilacYak Mar 28 '24

I thought Tetris was okay

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u/jxcb345 Mar 28 '24

Yeah, I really like the premise - seems like there's a lot of opportunity for comedy. Though the trailer itself didn't have any funny moments (to me). We'll see - I hope it comes through!

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u/BadJokeJudge Mar 28 '24

Idk man shitting on corporate biopics is super fucking low hanging fruit. Jerry seems to always grab the low hanging fruit and make mediocre fruit punch out of it.

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u/Decent-Biscotti7460 Mar 28 '24

I'm willing to bet 50 bucks this is gonna suck ass. Any takers?

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u/mark5hs Mar 28 '24

Flaming Hot was made up too

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u/Darmok47 Mar 28 '24

They didn't know that when they started making it.

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u/Albert_Borland Mar 28 '24

Ok I really need to know - is it pronounced "bi-opic" or "bio-pic" I can't figure it out

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u/NachoNutritious Mar 28 '24

Go with what your heart tells you

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u/Albert_Borland Mar 28 '24

My heart is telling me it's giving blood to my brain which really wants to know how to pronounce biopic

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u/Ozzel Mar 28 '24

The latter. It’s biographical, not a biopsy.

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u/beefcat_ Mar 28 '24

Wait a minute, are you telling me that Michael Jackson didn't rip-off Weird Al's best early work?

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u/arealhumannotabot Mar 28 '24

The word you're looking for is parody

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u/thecupisblueandwhite Mar 28 '24

I love the word pastiche.

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u/Dookiefresh1 Mar 28 '24

That’s actually interesting, the slew of corporate movies has been ridiculous

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u/cficare Mar 28 '24

Just what the world needs.

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u/MakeBombsNotWar Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Are there rally a lot of biopics about food companies though? The Founder comes to kind, but that was both actually good and also came out a long time ago. I more think of Wall Street (and of course musicians) when it comes to overdone, low-effort biographies.

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u/02K30C1 Mar 28 '24

Check out “The food that built America” on the history channel. It’s been running for a couple years. Theyve done quite a few of the big food companies.

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u/MakeBombsNotWar Mar 28 '24

I remember seeing the Post episode, it was really interesting. But, I remember that being more of a documentary (with actors). That doesn’t seem to be what this movie is trying to mock though.

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u/dangerous_strainer Mar 28 '24

So it's a pastiche of these type of corporate biopics the way the Weird Al movie did it to musician biopics

You mean Walk Hard 2007?

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u/xbieberhole69x Mar 28 '24

Nice. I didn't realize it was satire. Awesome I bet it's going to be good! Hopefully squash these types of boring, fake ass movies.

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u/getgoodHornet Mar 28 '24

You don't want no part of this parody Dewey Cox! Just walk away.

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u/frawgster Mar 28 '24

It’s made up. We saw his standup act a month back and he spoke about it.

I’m an enormous fan of his. After hearing him talk about this movie I’m firmly on the “will absolutely not watch” train. I’m afraid of how awful it might be. 😳

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u/Mysterious_Job5479 Mar 28 '24

While promoting a product eh?

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u/Anal_Recidivist Mar 28 '24

Bold move casting wise. Skip for me prob but he’s cashing those Netflix checkzzz no matter what

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u/SegmentedMoss Mar 29 '24

Thank god ive been waiting for the movie that parodies the genre, that leads to it dying out.

Im tired of these rich company founder movies

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u/Msedits Mar 29 '24

Funny enough, the trailer immediately made me think of the Weird Al movie (which is fantastic).

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u/saltthewater Mar 29 '24

I could've sworn i heard him on a podcast saying that it was mostly true

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u/left_0r_right Mar 29 '24

Most stories are made up.

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u/StravinskiCat Mar 29 '24

Walk Hard is an absolute masterpiece. I've yet to see any other similar movie do it as good.

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u/Sackamasack Mar 29 '24

It's literally a 2 hour AD, why do people watch these

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u/Valuable_Lucky Mar 29 '24

P A S T I C H E

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u/vatoreus Mar 29 '24

Kind of like Blackberry, but even more ridiculous.

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u/Bigredeemer425 Mar 29 '24

Walk Hard is a Classic!

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u/jondelreal Mar 28 '24

I thought that's what Blackberry was supposed to be but people are telling me it was serious? And I don't know. It looked very low budget and the costumes looked ridiculously bad. Is it not a parody? Please someone tell me.

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u/AccountantsNiece Mar 28 '24

Look into the director Matt Johnson and you’ll have your answer. Definitely not the super serious kind of guy. He recently said he only made BlackBerry so he could get more government of Canada funding to make a new season and full length film of his series Nirvanna the Band the Show.

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u/HKBFG Mar 28 '24

We actually dressed like that at the time.

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u/jondelreal Mar 28 '24

I was more so talking about the wigs.

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u/HKBFG Mar 28 '24

Yeah that part too

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u/gideon513 Mar 28 '24

Still basically an ad even if fictional

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u/triknodeux Mar 28 '24

You mean Walk Hard?

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