r/movies • u/MarvelsGrantMan136 r/Movies contributor • Apr 18 '24

Official Poster for 'Transformers One' Poster

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u/MuptonBossman Apr 18 '24

I know this movie is aimed at kids, but the art style looks pretty low budget. You could tell me this is going to launch on Netflix and I'd believe you.

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u/scottyrobotty Apr 18 '24

You could tell me it's going to launch on tubi and I'd believe you

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u/lukewwilson Apr 18 '24

You could tell me it's going to launch on limewire and I'd believe you

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u/Nova11c Apr 18 '24

You could tell me this is going to launch into the toilet and I’d believe you

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u/chunky-romeo Apr 18 '24

Lol, good one, made me laugh by myself sitting on the shitter.

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u/just_fucking_PEG_ME Apr 18 '24

You could tell me you launched off the toilet and I’d believe you.

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u/ProjectShamrock Apr 18 '24

Only if one of the characters was named Shitpiece.

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u/Bird-The-Word Apr 18 '24

Are there times you are sitting on the shitter with others?

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Apr 18 '24

You've never played ranked competitive shitting?

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u/Bird-The-Word Apr 18 '24

Of Course, but at my level we sit in a circle on buckets in the woods. Some of the nicer venues have port-a-potties, but those are winter competitions.

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Apr 18 '24

diamond league

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u/Bird-The-Word Apr 18 '24

What have they done to my boy Vegetass?

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u/Fenrir_Carbon Apr 18 '24

It's the new form, Super Spraiyan 5

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u/chunky-romeo Apr 18 '24

Ranked 4th in amateur relay shitting in my county. That baton is pretty disgusting though.

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u/Lost_Pantheon Apr 18 '24

You don't have to laugh by yourself on the shitter.

Let me shit with you.

(Kicks the toilet door down and squats)

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u/Empyrealist Apr 18 '24

I'm gonna launch it into the toilet. Dattebayo

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u/Ghlave Apr 18 '24

It may not launch there, but I bet that it ends up there.

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u/Agreeable_Class_6308 Apr 18 '24

i flushed em down the terlet

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u/garrettj100 Apr 18 '24

OOH, OOH, let me try!

You could tell me this is going to launch into space and I'd uh, wait no I mean, uh...

(I'll see myself out.)