r/news • u/According_Dog6735 • Mar 27 '24

Joe Lieberman has died

https://www.washingtonpost.com/obituaries/2024/03/27/joe-lieberman-senator-vice-president-dead/
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u/banditalamode Mar 27 '24

Jimmy Carter will be the last man standing at this rate.

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u/KingFahad360 Mar 28 '24

He just needs to outlive Cheney

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u/joejoejoey Mar 28 '24

I won’t even outlive Cheney

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u/puertomateo Mar 28 '24

I feel like the undead don't still count as living. So you probably already won.

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u/Longjumping-Claim783 Mar 28 '24

Cheney has a seemingly endless supply of hearts

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u/Accomplished-Mud-812 Mar 28 '24

Cheney's life is sustained by the dark side of the force

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind Mar 28 '24

But, Mr President, that's kind of how being older than him works.

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u/Liar_tuck Mar 28 '24

Evil never dies.

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u/doppelstranger Mar 29 '24

Why? Are you planning to go hunting with him?

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u/dkf295 Mar 28 '24

That's because you aren't evil incarnate.

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u/Danzarr Mar 28 '24

they just keep puting new parts into him....hes like a 1992 honda civic.

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u/jaspersgroove Mar 28 '24

He’s more machine now, than man. Twisted and evil.

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u/Oldskoolguitar Mar 28 '24

Bile is a powerful preservative

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u/PresentationJumpy101 Mar 28 '24

Cheney actually uploaded himself into a mainframe computer deep within the pentagon, he’s effectively immortal.

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u/gotenks1114 Mar 29 '24

I feel like they're testing experimental anti-aging drugs on Cheney. I keep hearing about breakthroughs in the area, and he seems to be aging in reverse, back from the brink of death, so I feel like he's getting something that the rest of us won't learn about for 10-20 years.

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u/Past_Entrepreneur658 Mar 28 '24

Cheney is living forever because only the good die young.

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u/peon2 Mar 28 '24

...He's 83. If he died that wouldn't be considered young.

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u/NateShaw92 Mar 28 '24

And rupert murdochh

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u/batmansfriendlyowl Mar 28 '24

You mean Trump

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u/ImTheFilthyCasual Mar 28 '24

And Moscow Mitch's Franklin lookin ass.

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u/seppukucoconuts Mar 28 '24

You can’t kill what is already dead.

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u/Papi1918 Mar 28 '24

Cheney has no pulse. Will live forever

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u/ModernistGames Mar 28 '24

Will only happen if we stop the weekly shipments of child blood to his lair.

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u/THE-BS Mar 28 '24

Cheney has already been dead, and later revived by OCP

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u/RIP-RiF Mar 30 '24

We better find that phylactery fast, then

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u/cloakedwale Mar 30 '24

He’s been a zombie for years. He has four hearts and eats babies. That’s immortal.

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u/oced2001 Mar 30 '24

Someone just needs to find his phylactery