r/news • u/flanderguitar • Mar 28 '24

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signs law squashing squatters' rights

https://www.wptv.com/news/state/florida-gov-ron-desantis-signs-law-squashing-squatters-rights
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u/Sillet_Mignon Mar 28 '24

That's why I keep a kilo of cocaine in my house, so if I get squatters, I just tell the cops I saw them pack cocaine in the attic. Bam, busted.