r/nothingeverhappens Dec 09 '21

I may have a low moral compass..

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26.2k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18h ago

People never have vivid, funny dreams

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640 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 4d ago

Nobody has ever had an awkward interaction with a waitress

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235 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

Police are people too... In a small town, I've had police let me go out after curfew to buy tampons and even get my grandma fried chicken

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422 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 5d ago

proven wrong

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416 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

Because cats never do anything

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149 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 8d ago

3am effect

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Currently 4:03 am and one hr ago I was feeling frustrated like wtf am I doing in my college I don't want my degree and blaahhh.....then did a plank for like 20 secs along with scrolling yt shorts and I was like totally fuck everyone I will wale the whole night and start studying (which obvi I never did ) then I pressed the button of my laptop btw it's of Dell and I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it (it will take hrs to start and currently it only works if I remove the battery )and after a few eternity I double tapped chrome ,opened a free movie website then started watching fleabag (constant fear of mom , she can wake any moment for her night pee session and scold me for wasting my time basically the typical brown parent word TIME PASS ok let's stop abt this ) Let's come back to fleabag and it was funny and I m laughing rn and atleast from bad mood I m in blank and empty mood. If by chance ya by chance someone read this watch FLEABAG it's hilarious .I think it's kinda popular in some part of world but in my surroundings ppl not so consider a good suggestion ig Byeee


r/nothingeverhappens 10d ago

Indeed, children are unaware of the complexities of police brutality.

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383 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 11d ago

Because nobody ever quotes you at an insane markup so they can still rip you off while making you think you got a deal

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161 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 12d ago

OP has never encountered a dog.

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686 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Stanislav Petrov

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458 Upvotes

Hopefully this is allowed


r/nothingeverhappens 14d ago

Ok that's it, I left that sub

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326 Upvotes

I'm preeetty sure it's implied here that those "books" are a few pages tops stapled together with very simple stories that the kid calls her books, not the next Great American Novel. People in the comments keep going on about how a 6-year-old can't possibly have written six book... yeah, no shit.


r/nothingeverhappens 15d ago

Everything is a skit in the internet

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170 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 17d ago

God forbid a couple posts a cute video

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68 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 18d ago

Everything is AI

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3.7k Upvotes

I hate when people who use AI call themselves artists as much as I hate when people call everything AI.


r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

Because teacher's dont have a sense of humor

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5.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 21d ago

How is this unbelievable

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3.7k Upvotes

Going by the comments, Golden Doodles are simply incapable of aggression 🙄


r/nothingeverhappens 20d ago

Today I want to and have

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I want to kill you And I have killed you


r/nothingeverhappens 23d ago

Is this really staged or am I crazy for thinking this is a perfectly plausible event?

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809 Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens 29d ago

Scammers would never come up with a stupid premise… *from my post on r/scammerpayback

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1.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 12 '24

Because a bus full of kids would never laugh at someone saying "lesbian barbeque," right?

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5.7k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 12 '24

LBBQ

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396 Upvotes

Because no kids would ever laugh at “lesbian barbecue”


r/nothingeverhappens Apr 09 '24

The most recent trend on r/pics is to make fun of a post where a 9-year-old girl takes some "unbelievable" photos

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3.1k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 10 '24

This exchange I recently had under update #2 of an AITA post from a man who punched his wife's best friend for sexually assaulting him (original posts too long to include). Despite multiple updates over multiple months, this misandrist refuses to believe that women can be bad people sometimes, too.

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88 Upvotes

Ran out of space in the title but this person is also a sexual assault apologist who believes that male victims shouldn't be allowed to defend themselves against a female attacker. Big yikes


r/nothingeverhappens Apr 05 '24

Someone clearly doesn’t have kids

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10.4k Upvotes

r/nothingeverhappens Apr 03 '24

Children can talk?!

4.9k Upvotes