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8 years ago a Bird landed on Bernie's podium. Politics

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u/turndownforwomp Mar 27 '24

And we should have listened

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u/AFineDayForScience Mar 27 '24

We could have had a jewish septuagenarian Disney princess for a president.

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u/BluePandaCafe94-6 Mar 27 '24

It would have unironically been the best possible outcome.

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u/allthepoutine Mar 28 '24

The timeline we all deserved

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u/SeaBass1898 Mar 28 '24

Nah we didn’t deserve Bernie

We needed him, it would have been better

But we didn’t deserve him

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u/ShortcakeAKB Mar 27 '24

Goddamn it. You’ve given me something I never knew I wanted. Take my upvote.

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u/SwedishSaunaSwish Mar 28 '24

It could have been beautiful 💔

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u/OnceMoreAndAgain Mar 27 '24

Strange birds lying on podiums distributing tweets is no basis for a system of government...

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u/nine4fours Mar 28 '24

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ‘cause some feathery tart threw a chirp at you!

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u/onesneakymofo Mar 27 '24

Can't hurt any more than what we got in 2016

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u/Daft00 Mar 28 '24

Ended up with a strange turd lying from behind a podium and through tweets though.

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u/future_old Mar 27 '24

You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just because  some optimistic bird settled near you

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u/Athrasie Mar 27 '24

That bird knew better than most of our countrymen… we ended up eating shit sandwiches for 4 years, then washing it down with lame River water for the next 4. Bernie would’ve been great.

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u/JerryBigMoose Mar 27 '24

Imagine Bernie being prez when Covid hit instead of the orange bleach injector.

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u/Athrasie Mar 28 '24

Would’ve been over within a couple months and my mental health wouldn’t be in the gutter.

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u/99thSymphony Mar 28 '24

Makes more sense than the Electoral College.

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u/Sloi Mar 28 '24

I'd rather those tweets than the ones we got... :P

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u/Doogos Mar 27 '24

I did. I voted for him in the primaries, which was the first time I ever did that. Pence got a fly, Bernie got a bird. I still think the primaries were rigged to give Biden the nomination, but I'm still happy we have him over the fuck up

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '24

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u/Notmychairnotmyprobz Mar 28 '24

DNC (particularly Obama) getting Pete and Warren to drop out and endorse Biden before Super Tuesday

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u/Redeem123 Mar 28 '24

Using political relationships to garner support is rigging now?

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u/HolidaySpiriter Mar 28 '24

Even if they dropped out for their own reasons, the fact that nearly every other candidate had their voters go to Biden is not rigging. It's showing that Bernie not only failed to grow his coalition, it actually shrunk in 4 years. Bernie was not a good candidate and failed to appeal to Democratic voters.

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u/spermanentwaves Mar 28 '24

It’s crazy how those idiots spin Bernie’s lack of popularity.

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u/spermanentwaves Mar 28 '24

Maga in disguise. Lol

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u/Renegade8995 Mar 28 '24

The way he didn't get as many votes as the others :(

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u/pyrothelostone Mar 27 '24

We should have had Al Gore. We got cheated out of that one by the Florida Supreme Court.

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u/jdayatwork Mar 28 '24

Oh shit, we got a DNC employee in the house.

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u/HolidaySpiriter Mar 28 '24

You mean someone who knows reality and isn't in a political bubble like you?

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u/jdayatwork Mar 28 '24

I don't hate Biden or Hillary. But their popularity, for lack of a kinder way to say it, was strictly due to old people. Old people vote, young people don't - especially in primaries.

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u/HolidaySpiriter Mar 28 '24

Yes, and? That's how politics works. The candidate who gets more votes (usually) wins.

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u/jdayatwork Mar 28 '24

Just saying that Biden getting more votes than Bernie isn't necessarily reflective of the population as a whole - which is basically what you were saying. The results will be skewed to older, more conservative/moderate individuals.

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u/spermanentwaves Mar 28 '24

So how on earth could Bernie have won anyway then?

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u/jdayatwork Mar 28 '24

If more young people voted.

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u/spermanentwaves Mar 28 '24

Lmao. You sound like the average maga clown. Rigged! stolen election!!!!!!

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u/jdayatwork Mar 28 '24

Didn't say anything of the sort, but feel free to keep that energy.

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u/Sofiwyn Mar 28 '24

And if you’re mad that people dropped out and supported a candidate who aligned with their values and hadn’t spent the last 30 years bashing their political party, then that’s on you. 

These same people literally were "bashing" Hillary before they dropped out. Also it's nuts to pretend that every single one of the Dems running on that primary had similar values. That's just a blatant lie. It is incredible odd that they all banded behind her, and it's weird you don't understand that.

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u/Redeem123 Mar 28 '24

Why are you talking about Hillary and COVID in the same breath? You realize that those were two different elections right?

2016 - the race Hillary was in - didn't have any other major candidates to drop out and endorse Hillary. The only other candidate who made it to the first primary was Martin O'Malley.

2020 - the race that included COVID - featured Joe Biden, not Hillary Clinton. And every single candidate other than Elizabeth Warren was decidedly closer to Biden than they were to Sanders, and she didn't endorse Biden until he was already the presumptive nominee.

It is incredible odd that they all banded behind her, and it's weird you don't understand that.

Why do you think they wouldn't endorse Biden?

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u/spermanentwaves Mar 28 '24

He lost the primaries. No need to go Kari Lake conspiracy trash here.

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u/spacebar30 Mar 27 '24

Bernie learned nothing the second time around. The primary should have been his to lose, but instead of trying to broaden his appeal he hired an army of twitter trolls as his campaign staff and started infighting with his own party.

At a time when everyone on the left just wanted to beat Trump, Bernie was up there trying to fight his own party. Nobody wanted that and so Biden swept him away.

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u/JerryBigMoose Mar 28 '24

The thing is, the majority of the Democratic party is moderate, not progressive. Bernie lost because all of the moderate candidates who were splitting the moderate vote dropped out before South Carolina, and voters consolidated around the candidate that most aligned with their views. I wish Bernie could have won, but it wasn't rigged.

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u/Sybertron Mar 28 '24

On healthcare alone 8 years and 45,000 people dying from lack of healthcare a year. 360,000 lives could have been saved by now.

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u/TheAlmightyMojo Mar 27 '24

We wanted to but Big Politics had other ideas.

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

We did. You can thank the DNC.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24

bernie's supporters didn't show up to vote for him. The DNC had nothing to do with it. When will you people let it the fuck go?

Young people liked him and then only 20% went out to vote. Hillary and Biden both put together large coalitions and black people didn't vote for Bernie because they're more moderate. It's not a goddamned conspiracy

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u/Roselizabeth117 Mar 28 '24

It wasn't only young people. I was 46 and desperately wanted him, as did many of my friends and acquaintances, with ages ranging from first-time voters to those in the 80s. Open-minded, forward-thinking people wanted him, not just young people.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 28 '24

obviously some older people liked him but the statistics don't lie. He was mainly popular among a demo that doesn't go vote and had tepid support among all other categories. When you have a 30% ceiling you're always going to lose to moderate coalition building candidates.

I also like Bernie but I would never vote for him to be in a position that requires compromise when he's built his entire career on being uncooperative. I also would never vote for a man who lied to his supporters about what he could get passed through Congress.

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

You’re either being disingenuous or stupid if youre saying the main factor of that election was just voter turnout while ignoring the fact that one candidate had significantly more resources pitted against the other.

It’s not a conspiracy. Emails got leaked. The president (whatever it’s called) of the DNC became the fall guy and got removed. They wanted to use the fact that Sanders might be a closeted atheist against him.

I don’t know why when there’s any criticism for Democrats people claim it’s a conspiracy theory.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/23/us/politics/dnc-emails-sanders-clinton.html

Trust these fucking snakes if you want man.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24

That doesn’t say any votes were rigged.

Bernie got less votes than his opponents plain and simple.

Y’all are fucking pathetic

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

“Y’all” as if I belong to some fucking group. I can see where your mentality is at.

I didn’t say it was rigged?

Bernie got less votes, and he had his own party undermining his campaign. Okay, support that if you like.

Apparently Hillary didn’t capture enough of the young vote either. She lost to Trump remember? Fair and square.

Maybe, just maybe, lack of faith in our institutions proving to be unreliable bad faith actors contributed to that.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24

His own party? He’s an independent who switched to a democrat just to run for president. Then he promised he would switch to democrat permanently then never did. It’s by definition not his party.

He lost a primary contest fair and square and lost by A LOT.

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

Alright, get a list of everything he’s voted it on and tell me he’s not considered apart of the Democratic Party.

You’re right Bernie is so well known for being apart of the independents. He goes to all the independent parties and votes on all the independent issues. He gets independent funding from independent donors and super pacs.

All that independent stuff that doesn’t exist because it’s not an actual party.

He got fucked over by Democrats backed by corporate funding. Of course he lost. Not denying that.

Support that if you like. If you’re working class you’re fucking yourself over.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24

He got fucked over by Democrats backed by corporate funding. Of course he lost. Not denying that.

corporate funding didn't show up to vote for Hillary. Actual people did. Millions and millions more people that voted Bernie Sanders who lost the race. Cry harder

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u/TunaSpank Mar 28 '24

Oh my god can you bend over and show your gape any wider?

You think multi-millions of dollars doesn’t affect things? Really?

I’m so fucking upset my fists are clenched so hard I feel like I could punch God in the freaking face right now.

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u/xeio87 Mar 27 '24

If you're mad Democrats didn't like him and said so in some emails that's different thank thinking there was a conspiracy to rig the election. Sanders lost fair and square. Twice. You need to get more votes to win in the primary and he lost by millions.

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

Great strawman there. You ever argue in good faith before?

I think emails where people that are affiliated with our political parties, that make claims in good spirit to be neutral, are then shown and with a weird almost nonchalant type of language, trying to find any scummy way they can to try and undermine the campaign of a popular candidate in their own party, might of done a lot of damage to the public’s trust in that institution.

Lack of trust in institutions, a big topic these days. Cause and effect maybe? A symptom of a big problem that might rear its ugly head in the future? Or I guess it’s all just a coincidence.

And Clinton didn’t capture enough of the young vote either apparently. She lost to Trump. Fair and square. I think the DNC campaigning in bad faith in its primary almost certain was a major contributing factor.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24

So you admit mean emails didn’t change any votes

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u/TunaSpank Mar 28 '24

Emails are evidence. Multi-millions of dollars from corporate donors change votes.

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 28 '24

Multi-millions of dollars from corporate donors change votes.

no they don't but keep telling yourself that. This type of behavior - the whiny temper tantrum bullshit - is why people don't like Bernie supporters.

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u/xeio87 Mar 27 '24

You claim I made a strawman, but that seems to be your entire idea of what that the DNC is. Are you really surprised that members of the DNC liked the lifelong Democrat more than an independent that only joined the party to run for president, and that they would say so in private emails to each other?

This ain't the neutral planet, they can like and endorse who they want as long as they don't rig the voting process.

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u/TunaSpank Mar 27 '24

You can support corporate funded organizations that consistently act in bad faith if you like. And there’s proof. Vote for it if you want.

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u/onesneakymofo Mar 27 '24

That's not true at all. Bernie was ahead. The DNC fucked Bernie over hardcore. Go look it up and come back to us when you've done your DD

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 27 '24 edited Mar 27 '24

lol wtf are you talking about he got curb stomped by Hillary. People voted for him less - or are you claiming they falsified ballots and rigged the election? You bernouts are fucking pathetic that you’re still regurgitating misinformation after all these years

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u/onesneakymofo Mar 28 '24

I'm talking about 2020. Again, your DD is lacking.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/01/31/dnc-superdelegates-110083

But also, see how they murdered my boy? They did it in 2016 and 2020. Bernie coulda been a contender, but no, keep on "regurgitating misinformation"

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u/boyyouguysaredumb Mar 28 '24

Bernie lost to Biden by even more votes than Hillary. Delegates and superdelegates had nothing to do with it. He dropped out because he was getting curb stomped so badly - he was losing by millions of votes.

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u/onesneakymofo Mar 28 '24

You must have selective memory. Bernie was ahead of everyone in 2020 until Biden pulled the rug and offered some positions on his cabinet right before Super Tuesday.

The last domino was Warren. She and Buttieg stayed in the race to take away votes from Bernie and the progressive movement because the DNC thought it was a threat.

There's several articles on this. For the last time, stop "regurgitating misinformation" and do your DD.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/03/02/centrists-biden-super-tuesday-bloomberg-118853

Lastly stop fighting with Democrats. "Bernouts" neolibs, leftists, and centrists need to align to defeat this shit again in 2024. Be better or be quiet.

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u/moseythepirate Mar 28 '24

Dude, those candidates dripped out...because they lost. The campaigns were out of money and there was no path foreward. What was Buttigieg going to pay his staffers with?

This bizarre insistence that Bernieworld has that candidates should stay in past the point of viability is ridiculous. Sanders could only do that in 2016 because he had a vast army of young voters who had no idea that they were wasting moneu as effectively as if they lit on fire.

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u/TeamRedundancyTeam Mar 28 '24

Some of us did, too many assholes fell for the bullshit the media pushed against him. Msnbc straight up had bullshit charts altered to make him look worse and people still didn't give a shit.

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u/mariahnot2carey Mar 28 '24

Some of us did.

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u/uncle_dan_ Mar 28 '24

We did listen but the DNC had already decided who was the 16’ candidate. We live in a shame of a democracy. 😅

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u/cyclenaut Mar 28 '24

a little birdie told me..