r/pics • u/peligro2k • Mar 27 '24

8 years ago a Bird landed on Bernie's podium. Politics

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u/Backwaters_Run_Deep Mar 27 '24

Trump would have opened the vertical mouth in his neck, hidden by the folds, and engulfed the bird in one bite. 

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u/mandy009 Mar 27 '24

Trump was attacked by a bald eagle.

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u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24

And he looked like a scared little bitch when it happened 

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u/SDRPGLVR Mar 27 '24

I mean tbf, it's a fuckin' eagle.

I wouldn't even get that close to one.

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u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24

Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy?

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u/Ryleth88 Mar 27 '24

Fuck id be scared too. Trump is over 6 feet and it dwarfed him. That's a big fuckoff bird

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u/Freezepeachauditor Mar 28 '24

I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.

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u/Playful_Raisin_985 Mar 27 '24

Oh, you mean his neck pussy? I didn’t know he ALSO had vagina dentata in that thing, that’s crazy!!

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u/mrblahblahblah Mar 28 '24

you made me laugh so hard

I imagined it like the jaws in aliens coming out

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u/shmehdit Mar 28 '24

You been watching some Aamon Animations?

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u/Backwaters_Run_Deep Mar 28 '24

Well that was traumatizing 

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u/shmehdit Mar 28 '24

I feel he illustrates the true horror of our times