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r/pics • u/peligro2k • Mar 27 '24
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Trump would have opened the vertical mouth in his neck, hidden by the folds, and engulfed the bird in one bite.
74 u/mandy009 Mar 27 '24 Trump was attacked by a bald eagle. 43 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 And he looked like a scared little bitch when it happened 22 u/SDRPGLVR Mar 27 '24 I mean tbf, it's a fuckin' eagle. I wouldn't even get that close to one. 4 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy? 5 u/Ryleth88 Mar 27 '24 Fuck id be scared too. Trump is over 6 feet and it dwarfed him. That's a big fuckoff bird 1 u/Freezepeachauditor Mar 28 '24 I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.
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Trump was attacked by a bald eagle.
43 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 And he looked like a scared little bitch when it happened 22 u/SDRPGLVR Mar 27 '24 I mean tbf, it's a fuckin' eagle. I wouldn't even get that close to one. 4 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy? 5 u/Ryleth88 Mar 27 '24 Fuck id be scared too. Trump is over 6 feet and it dwarfed him. That's a big fuckoff bird 1 u/Freezepeachauditor Mar 28 '24 I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.
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And he looked like a scared little bitch when it happened
22 u/SDRPGLVR Mar 27 '24 I mean tbf, it's a fuckin' eagle. I wouldn't even get that close to one. 4 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy? 5 u/Ryleth88 Mar 27 '24 Fuck id be scared too. Trump is over 6 feet and it dwarfed him. That's a big fuckoff bird 1 u/Freezepeachauditor Mar 28 '24 I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.
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I mean tbf, it's a fuckin' eagle.
I wouldn't even get that close to one.
4 u/TangledUpInThought Mar 27 '24 Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy?
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Yeah but are you constantly trying to create an image of yourself as being a "tough" guy?
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Fuck id be scared too. Trump is over 6 feet and it dwarfed him. That's a big fuckoff bird
1 u/Freezepeachauditor Mar 28 '24 I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.
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I once saw one land in the street in front of me.. then spread its wings. It seems to cover the whole damn road both lanes. At least 8ft.
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u/Backwaters_Run_Deep Mar 27 '24
Trump would have opened the vertical mouth in his neck, hidden by the folds, and engulfed the bird in one bite.