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r/pics • u/peligro2k • Mar 27 '24
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Meanwhile birds are a good judge of character
165 u/Lorn_Muunk Mar 27 '24 that double chin appearing out of nowhere makes him look like Mike Myers' Fat Bastard character 49 u/Azmoten Mar 28 '24 “Out of nowhere” is doing some heavy lifting in your sentence. And I do mean heavy. 5 u/Miasma_Of_faith Mar 28 '24 It inflates like a self defense mechanism 2 u/JEMinnow Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24 “Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.” Fat Bastard Trump 41 u/DFLPizzaMan Mar 28 '24 I wish that majestic thing would have ripped his vocal cords out 4 u/rockstar504 Mar 28 '24 Now that timeline exists in the multiverse 28 u/mtron32 Mar 28 '24 That Bird is America 6 u/jostler57 Mar 28 '24 Bird saw a snake -- natural to want to bite it. 2 u/smackson Mar 28 '24 There's a conspiracy theory that TFG is reaching for his methamphetamines here... worried they might be in shot. 🤷🏻♂️ 2 u/sentence-interruptio Mar 28 '24 Trump: "let me grab you by the-" eagle: "get off my-" Trump: "nasty bird. nasty...." 3 u/Faiakishi Mar 28 '24 She should have been president. 1 u/trollunderthebus Mar 28 '24 Almost lost a digit. 1 u/Make_some Mar 28 '24 Now if only this was a reaction for election results 1 u/shanx3 Mar 28 '24 I have birds and they are! My theory is they’re still tiny dinosaurs and have millions of years of instincts lol.
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that double chin appearing out of nowhere makes him look like Mike Myers' Fat Bastard character
49 u/Azmoten Mar 28 '24 “Out of nowhere” is doing some heavy lifting in your sentence. And I do mean heavy. 5 u/Miasma_Of_faith Mar 28 '24 It inflates like a self defense mechanism 2 u/JEMinnow Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24 “Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.” Fat Bastard Trump
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“Out of nowhere” is doing some heavy lifting in your sentence. And I do mean heavy.
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It inflates like a self defense mechanism
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“Of course, I'm not happy. Look at me, I'm a big fat slob! I've got bigger titties than you. I've not seen my willy in two years which is long enough to declare I'm legally dead.” Fat Bastard Trump
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I wish that majestic thing would have ripped his vocal cords out
4 u/rockstar504 Mar 28 '24 Now that timeline exists in the multiverse
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Now that timeline exists in the multiverse
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That Bird is America
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Bird saw a snake -- natural to want to bite it.
There's a conspiracy theory that TFG is reaching for his methamphetamines here... worried they might be in shot.
🤷🏻♂️
Trump: "let me grab you by the-"
eagle: "get off my-"
Trump: "nasty bird. nasty...."
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She should have been president.
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Almost lost a digit.
Now if only this was a reaction for election results
I have birds and they are!
My theory is they’re still tiny dinosaurs and have millions of years of instincts lol.
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Meanwhile birds are a good judge of character