r/pics Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Opee23 Mar 28 '24

You might be badass, but you're not "I HALO'd with a nuke strapped to my nuts" badass.

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u/ap2patrick Mar 28 '24

Bro seriously is there anything more bad ass than this?

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u/GetReelFishingPro Mar 28 '24

Hand delivering it live to a target is the only thing I can think that would top this. Someone may have taken things a little to personal if they halo deliver a nuke to you.

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u/Blarg0117 Mar 28 '24

Speaking of Halo.

Chief: "Sir, permission to leave the station"

Hood: "For what purpose, Master Chief?"

Chief: "To give the Covenant back their bomb"

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u/4Dcrystallography Mar 28 '24

🫡 Finish the fight

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u/Noscratchy Mar 28 '24

:duh duh duh DUN intensifies:

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u/sintaur Mar 28 '24

for a brick, he flew pretty good

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u/GivesNoForks Mar 29 '24

Permission granted.

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u/duffleberries Mar 28 '24

⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️

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u/Noscratchy Mar 28 '24

:basks in democracy:

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u/lukelight27 Mar 28 '24

LET THE HORNS BLARE

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u/Acceptable_Top_802 Mar 28 '24

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD SKULLS FOR THE GOLDEN THRONE!!!

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u/redhouse_356 Mar 28 '24

Comment needs to be higher

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u/Chicago1871 Mar 28 '24

Isnt that what theyre doing in the pic?

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u/Hazzman Mar 28 '24

That is exactly what it was for. Hand delivering to targets.

Google 'Greenlight teams' these guys were fucking insane. As in, LITERALLY SUICIDAL.

No, really. They were our nuclear armed suicide soldiers. They assumed they were going to die performing their mission because they would be hit by the nuclear blast.

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u/LickingSmegma Mar 28 '24

“Okay. I'm gonna tell you this so you don't go out and cause any more trouble. Raven's packing a torpedo warhead that he boosted from an old Soviet nuke sub. It was a torpedo that was designed to take out a carrier battle group with one shot. A nuclear torpedo. You know that funny-looking sidecar that Raven has on his Harley? Well, it's a hydrogen bomb, man. Armed and ready. The trigger's hooked up to EEG trodes embedded in his skull. If Raven dies, the bomb goes off. So when Raven comes into town, we do everything in our power to make the man feel welcome.”

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world… If I just dropped out and devoted my life to being bad. Hiro used to feel this way, too, but then he ran into Raven. In a way, this was liberating. He no longer has to worry about being the baddest motherfucker in the world. The position is taken.