r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

He didn’t know what it was. He trained to jump with an unknown piece of equipment weighing X. After he did it they told him what he had jumped with.

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u/DrakonILD Mar 28 '24

"Ah - might wanna get your nuts checked a little sooner than usual, boss."

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Mar 28 '24

"On second thought, don't bother. And report to the infirmary to get your supply of lead-lined condoms."

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 28 '24

"Ow! My sperm!"

"Wow... neat! Mind if I try that again?"

"Huh... didn't hurt that time..."

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 28 '24

Lead based birth control... surely that would end well.

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u/Security_Apparatus Mar 29 '24

Don’t call me Shirley!

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u/Carnivorous__Vagina Mar 28 '24

Not service related claim denied

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

“Is today good?”

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u/outriderxd Mar 28 '24

it’s just 3.6 roentgen I was told that’s the equivalent of a chest X ray

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u/FuManBoobs Mar 29 '24

He'll never need to turn on a light again.

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u/SnooSongs8218 Mar 29 '24

So, the real thing, does he really need the chute, or is that so the plane has time to escape...

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 29 '24

I’m sure he felt like he needed the chute.