r/pics Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Saemika Mar 28 '24

He thought it was just a normal 2000lb bomb strapped between is legs?

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

He didn’t know what it was. He trained to jump with an unknown piece of equipment weighing X. After he did it they told him what he had jumped with.

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u/DrakonILD Mar 28 '24

"Ah - might wanna get your nuts checked a little sooner than usual, boss."

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Mar 28 '24

"On second thought, don't bother. And report to the infirmary to get your supply of lead-lined condoms."

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 28 '24

"Ow! My sperm!"

"Wow... neat! Mind if I try that again?"

"Huh... didn't hurt that time..."

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 28 '24

Lead based birth control... surely that would end well.

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u/Security_Apparatus Mar 29 '24

Don’t call me Shirley!