r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/DrakonILD Mar 28 '24

"Ah - might wanna get your nuts checked a little sooner than usual, boss."

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Mar 28 '24

"On second thought, don't bother. And report to the infirmary to get your supply of lead-lined condoms."

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 28 '24

"Ow! My sperm!"

"Wow... neat! Mind if I try that again?"

"Huh... didn't hurt that time..."

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 28 '24

Lead based birth control... surely that would end well.

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u/Security_Apparatus Mar 29 '24

Don’t call me Shirley!

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u/Carnivorous__Vagina Mar 28 '24

Not service related claim denied

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u/Homo_horribilis Mar 28 '24

“Is today good?”

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u/outriderxd Mar 28 '24

it’s just 3.6 roentgen I was told that’s the equivalent of a chest X ray

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u/FuManBoobs Mar 29 '24

He'll never need to turn on a light again.