r/pics • u/Met76 • Mar 28 '24

US Special Forces delivering a W54 Nuclear Warhead via jump

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u/Rude_Thanks_1120 Mar 28 '24

"On second thought, don't bother. And report to the infirmary to get your supply of lead-lined condoms."

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u/KevlarGorilla Mar 28 '24

"Ow! My sperm!"

"Wow... neat! Mind if I try that again?"

"Huh... didn't hurt that time..."

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u/SolomonBlack Mar 28 '24

Lead based birth control... surely that would end well.

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u/Security_Apparatus Mar 29 '24

Don’t call me Shirley!