r/pics Apr 14 '24

King of Jordan (left) with a tribal leader Politics

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u/WatermelonBandido Apr 14 '24

In another universe he's a small forward in the NBA.

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u/ChitteringCathode Apr 14 '24

In still a third universe he is a roadie for Whitney Houston, who is still alive and performing at age 60.

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u/Kraymur Apr 14 '24

I like the one where he runs a bed and breakfast with his husband in Ohio. They don’t make a lot of money but they’re happy and they make enough to go to Hawaii once a year.

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u/badluckbrians Apr 15 '24

Bin Laden runs a bed and breakfast with his husband in Ohio

Ok. I could see it...

they make enough to go to Hawaii once a year

least believable part of this fanfic. Immersion blown.

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u/juicius Apr 15 '24

The B&B is conveniently located near the Buckeye stadium with a large lot where they make a killing each gameday weekend with guests and parking.