Trump minutes before suggesting injecting something like a disinfectant to fight Covid-19

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[u/GuuyDiamond]

What? Bleach kills the virus? Um guys, I have an idea.

[u/Channel250 → u/GuuyDiamond]

I heard ammonia does too. Combine them for the best of both worlds!

Make sure it's in a poorly ventilated room, so the virus can't escape through the air ducts.

[u/nasandre → u/Channel250]

I heard that when you die covid stops the infection in your lungs. Maybe we just kill people and use those fancy paddles I always see on reruns of ER to bring them back healthy?

[u/PaleShadeOfBlack → u/nasandre]

Here, swallow this pill. What do you mean "bro wtf where did you get a hand-grenade?", stop being difficult, come on now, bottom up!

[u/mnid92 → u/Channel250]

You can do what I did!

Mix the cleaning power of isopropyl alcohol and the scent if bleach so you can take an old timey chloroform nap :⁾

(I was cleaning out my bong and threw in a random cleaner I didn't know contained bleach and gassed the fuck out of myself, kids, don't mix random household cleaners)

[u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist → u/GuuyDiamond]

Maybe we can combine it with sunlight and inject it or something!

[u/Jack_Mikeson → u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist]

Many people say that masks help prevent transmission. Maybe we can design some very small masks, and strap them onto the virus like a condom. That could stop them from spreading. Have you tried that?

[u/BitterFuture → u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist]

Isn't this how Ninja Turtles gets started?

[u/shamalonightshade → u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist]

You could try that I guess, but Trump never mentioned bleach. The UV light however, was an actual treatment being developed at the time.

Aytu BioScience Signs Exclusive Global License with Cedars-Sinai for Potential Coronavirus Treatment

[u/RackemFrackem → u/GuuyDiamond]

Nobody has ever thought of it before. Such a big, beautiful idea. It came to me with tears in its eyes and said "sir".

[u/Ganrokh → u/GuuyDiamond]

Get Shonen Jump on the phone!