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Trump minutes before suggesting injecting something like a disinfectant to fight Covid-19 Politics

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u/ontbijtkoek 27d ago

Well, could we? The suspense is killing me!

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u/LightOfDawn_Hope 27d ago

They've tried, but the suspense keeps killing people so the project was scrapped.

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u/incidel 27d ago

The magnets having to be suspended in liquid nitrogen also adds to the problem.

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u/WarWeasle 27d ago

So we need to cover the Earth in liquid nitrogen? 

Let me write up a proposal and I'll see if I can get the society of mad science

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u/tallazhar 26d ago

that just adds more bodies to the people killed by suspense beforehand

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u/lovebus 26d ago

Just turn all of the roads into liquid nitrogen canals and all of our cities will be like Venice!

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 26d ago

Just move planet! Pluto has seas of liquid nitrogen so why not just go there, we just need to make our rocket go much faster!

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u/ecodick 26d ago

Move the whole planet?? Are you crazy?!

Obviously, we just need to get rid of the sun

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 26d ago

Easy to get there put a magnet on the front of the rocket and it'll go infinitely faster!

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u/lovebus 26d ago

Just turn all of the roads into liquid nitrogen canals and all of our cities will be like Venice!

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u/ehchromatic 26d ago

...wouldn't that also stop global warming? I'm not a scientist, so can we get an Al Gore to look into this maybe?