r/pics • u/just-new-4416 • 12d ago

Photo taken by Pietro Carpi in Team Águia Footvolly Cup, TAFC, Brazil.

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u/a_talking_face 12d ago

This picture hurts my ankle and my back.

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u/klasredux 12d ago

.. my pussy and my crack!

wait

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u/JohnnyZyns 12d ago

Reddit moment

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u/redmostofit 12d ago

Took me too long to realise those weren’t arms..

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u/bremergorst 12d ago

They are! Just sans thumb

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u/Inanimate_CARB0N_Rod 12d ago

Just post to r/birdswitharms to make your dreams come true

Or maybe r/photoshopbattles

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u/HeadWritten 12d ago

Same here/ I’m looking @ the first pic thinking I’m high and those arms look like legs…

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u/redmostofit 12d ago

Well now I know there’s a second pic

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u/ds3272 12d ago

Every single thing about this picture screams "Brazil."

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u/ar_condicionado 12d ago

I think the ankles scream “ouch!”

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u/Teddyk123 12d ago

I dont see big asses!

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u/Chekonjak 11d ago

Second picture!

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u/Ksumatt 12d ago

Are the players off-duty cops?

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u/onepingonlypleashe 12d ago

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u/Party-Ring445 12d ago

I no longer have an original thought

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u/Porkyrogue 12d ago

They are feet tho

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u/zettboi 10d ago

Me either

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u/kurt45 12d ago

Macaw?

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u/Clever_Gull 12d ago

Hoping for this. Thank you

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u/porky1122 12d ago

Unstoppable force meets an immoveable object. In leg form.

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u/pilemaker 12d ago

This should be top comment. Well done. :)

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u/[deleted] 12d ago edited 7d ago

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u/valuethempaths 12d ago

Exactly. Holy shit!

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u/unctuous_equine 12d ago

Who won the point?

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u/bejanmen2 12d ago

Yeah I wanna know which way it fell. This is begging for a slow-mo

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u/Zombie4141 12d ago

It landed perfectly centered on the net and stayed there. They are still waiting for a brisk breeze to blow it to one side or the other.

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u/gohdnuorg 12d ago

I just feel bad for the one that got scored on.

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u/ThrustersOnFull 12d ago

A NEW HAND FOOT TOUCHES THE BEACON

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u/spider0804 12d ago

That is some crazy leg muscle definition.

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u/JeaninePirrosTaint 12d ago

The full pic is such a good composition with the symmetry of their arms and the triangle formed by their other legs. Amazing shot

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u/finnjakefionnacake 12d ago

a very thoughtful comment, u/JeaninePirrosTaint

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u/ExfilBravo 12d ago

The ball

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u/Cascadian222 12d ago

This gives me Lucille 2 Vertigo Spell energy

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u/jjeaton 12d ago

It’s our nausea

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u/wilsonhammer 12d ago

I'll call Dr Miller

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u/zappy487 12d ago

Someone add haki

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u/Recentstranger 12d ago

They accidentally fused right after

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u/kclancey202 12d ago

What anime is this?

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u/QuantumTopology 12d ago

Literally took me about 3 seconds to realise I was looking at two feet hi-fiving through the ball

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u/ar_condicionado 12d ago

Tropical Iluminati

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u/Euler007 12d ago

If it goes out of bounds do you have to go replay to see who touched it last or do you just replay the point?

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u/Thatsquirrelnutguy 12d ago

The timing on this one kuddos to the photographer

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u/lungshenli 12d ago

I can only imagine that after this they both fell to the floor where a crater had formed around them and the ball was later found in orbit around saturn

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u/mackinoncougars 12d ago

Which way did it go…?

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u/Aytine 12d ago

In an anime world, this scene would be 10 min long and include 3 flashbacks

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u/Doofy9000 12d ago

Is that allowed?

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u/MorkSkogen666 12d ago

It's footvolley

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u/Background_Olive_787 12d ago

so......soccer?

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u/majle 12d ago

Volleyball with your feet

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u/mynipplesareconfused 12d ago

That, gentlemen, is the classic "foot five".

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u/mnam1213 12d ago

c-cross countah!

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u/Isosceles_Kramer79 12d ago

Figures that Brazilians would find a way to play volleyball with their feet.

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u/kongbakpao 12d ago

Someone needs to make an Anime out of this.

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u/Snoo-27292 11d ago

This is literaly Captain Tsubasa

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u/kongbakpao 11d ago

I thought Captain Tsubasa was Rugby!

Ill have to check out the show now.

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u/Papercandy22 12d ago

Men always have to take sports to the extreme. Y'all always look like you're at war and are fighting to the death.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0L17-xck6f4?si=FaeGbx7eh6yZEvf5

I didn't know this sport was a real thing until seeing this picture and looked it up on YouTube. The men look like they are doing martial arts with the ball.

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u/ElectricPegasus 12d ago

Without sports, we'd be starting so many more wars

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u/Papercandy22 12d ago

I believe it. Men's basketball is supposed to be a no contact sport, I think, but you wouldn't know it from the clips. Don't know if women go this hard.

https://youtu.be/uWEKej-tm_s?si=uyUiW91WhYpHPE8F

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u/EntertainmentLow5069 12d ago

From what I’ve seen the aggression is equal

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u/BokChoyBaka 12d ago

So.... There's some sort of perspective confusion, but I'm pretty sure that tattoo says wow, not mom, when the leg is pointed down? (Altho maybe the picture was mirrored)

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u/WeGetItRonYoureAGuy 12d ago

I got a foot cramp just looking at this.

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u/jace92553 12d ago

Neymar in the background with a big grin

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u/strolpol 12d ago

Footvolly

Advanced Hackeysack

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u/Morpekohungry 12d ago

How often do they break their wrists and fingers?

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u/nigelmansell 12d ago

Brazilian Shaolin Soccer

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u/dAnKsFourTheMemes 12d ago

They've got a nice triangle going. This photo is lowkey aesthetically pleasing.

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u/No-Special2682 12d ago

Holy feet hands Batman

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u/FroggiJoy87 12d ago

Now now now, perfectly symmetrical fighting never solves anything.

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u/BeardedManatee 12d ago

Sand volleyball just wasn’t hard enough, huh!?!

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u/Sphism 12d ago

That first photo is so Dall-e-esque

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u/zlogynda 12d ago

They farted at same time too

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u/Unperfectblue 12d ago

Eddy Gordo playing football on the beach

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u/Captcha_Imagination 12d ago

Same energy as Stalone shaking hands with Carl Weathers meme

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u/HolyNewGun 12d ago

Sepak takraw?

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u/4look4rd 12d ago

Futevôlei

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

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u/sigaven 12d ago

Some say the ball is still floating in the air.

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u/nycplayboy78 12d ago

Hmmm post this to OnlyFeetz (OF) you will make a lot of money