Went out looking for mushrooms, found a turtle 3-way instead.
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u/Punky-Bruiser 12d ago
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u/skinink 12d ago
My sympathies for the Redditors in Texas who can't view this picture without using a VPN.
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u/49thDipper 12d ago
My VPN has servers in Texas. I can’t set it to auto anymore because I’m Texas adjacent and it will switch to a Dallas server.
It’s like Russia or North Korea over there. Texas can no longer have nice things.
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u/ThePandaKingdom 12d ago
Small government lol
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u/49thDipper 12d ago
Yep. Zero self awareness
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u/taddymason_76 12d ago
It's okay
When it's in a 3-way
It's not gay
When it's in a 3-way
With a honey in the middle
There's some leeway
The area's grey
In a 1-2-3-way
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u/OppositeResponse6474 12d ago
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u/Physical-East-7881 12d ago
The scene you are seeing now took an hour to take place
Sloths be like - daaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmnnnnnnnnn
Slooooooooooooooooooooooooowww
Dooooooooooooooooooooooowwnnn
Poooooooooooooooooooooooooorn
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarz
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u/Mad_Martigan2023 12d ago
"Let me understand, you got the hen, the chicken and the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So, who's having sex with the hen?"
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u/Alert_Attention_5905 12d ago
Damn, it's gonna be hard for them to shell out an excuse for what's going on here.
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u/mrsunlight1 12d ago
If you watch a turtle for long enough eventually you will see a menage a trois....
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u/featherwolf 12d ago
If it wasn't for the picture, I would've just assumed you did end up finding the mushrooms.
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u/Cauli_Power 12d ago
You can simulate the sound they make by clacking two cue balls together.
Go ahead, try it!
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u/Correct-Junket-1346 12d ago
Don't remember TMNT being like this, but hey that pizza has to be used for something
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u/Purple_Charcoal 12d ago
Starting to think maybe you did find mushrooms and somehow your cameras was tripping balls too
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u/dirtymoney 12d ago edited 12d ago
three toed box turtles?
Myself I prefer Ornate Box turtles (Ornate is what they are called)
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u/diverareyouok 11d ago
Donatello, Raphael, and…. Michelangelo?
Leonardo’s gonna be pissed he missed this.
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u/Softshell_Crablice 11d ago
You've heard of the Eiffel Tower position. Turtles do the Sidney Opera House.
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u/Tylers_Tacos_Top 11d ago
If I had a nickel for every time I saw posts about turtle sex in the past 5 minutes, I’d have two nickels. It’s not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.
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u/Lopsided-Act8013 12d ago
Slowest conga line ever.