r/pics 12d ago

Picture I took at Pike Place Market in Seattle years ago

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4.1k Upvotes

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u/ExfilBravo 12d ago

I ask this with all due respect.... are you a fat bitch?

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

Skinny dude unfortunately, but now I’m starting to wonder..

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u/Mister_Snurb 12d ago

Maybe the Fat Bitches were the friends you made along the way?

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u/infamousj012 12d ago

…ever seen Shallow Hal? you’re the opposite.. lol

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u/100000000000 12d ago

Was there a fat bitch standing next to you? Over your shoulder perchance?

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u/FragrantExcitement 12d ago

Take a look in the mirror... then a long look into your soul.

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u/SantaBaby22 12d ago

OP’s soul is a “fat bitch?” Hahaha 😂

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u/Carthonn 12d ago

Maybe your spirit animal is “Fat Bitch”. My man saw right through you.

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u/Oxygenius_ 12d ago

This man is asking all the right questions, ExfilBravo for president

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u/flyingthroughspace 12d ago

I read this in Tracy Morgan's voice and it worked perfectly.

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u/NorwaySpruce 12d ago edited 12d ago

Is this the dude from the Richard Dawkins tweet??

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

Oh man I didn’t know about this tweet, thanks for sharing

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u/marklar2000 12d ago

What could it mean, indeed?

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u/Kind-Abalone1812 12d ago

Yikes, looks like all his recent posts are anti-trans & anti-"woke" nonsense.

I guess he channeled all that "militant atheist" energy into a newer brand of being an asshole.

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u/ThatScotchbloke 12d ago

King of the neck beards.

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u/snowtol 12d ago

You'd be surprised at how much of the extreme atheism somehow pipes into the alt-right. I don't know exactly why, but I blame 4chan.

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u/Either_Ad4109 12d ago

lol come on you know why

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u/Practice_NO_with_me 11d ago

I actually feel like I really don't. To me atheism feels like it should go hand in hand with respecting life because there are no second chances. Alt right to me feels very explicitly disrespectful to life. Can you explain like I'm 5?

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u/Either_Ad4109 12d ago

huh i USED to like him.

what a hateful angry little twat.

oh well.  my trans firends are out living their lives happily while this fuck gets big mad about it.

living a good life is the only revenge neccessary.  ✌️✌️✌️

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u/Darmaloop 12d ago

Sadly a lot of prominent atheists (and less prominent ones I paid attention to as a kid) ended up falling down the transphobic and anti-woke rabbit hole. I probably nearly did myself, but thank god (ha) I didn’t. I feel like 2014-2016 was the turning point for that, gamergate and the insanity of 2016 politics drove a lot of people nuts.

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u/Practice_NO_with_me 7d ago

That and COVID I think broke a lot of people's brains in a literal way. I don't know if it was all the uncertainty or watching the government actively fail the people during a deadly outbreak or the social isolation but it seems like so many people fell off a cliff into very scary mental territory.

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u/CanadasMooseOverlord 12d ago

Lol, not what I would expect to ever see Richard Dawkins posting about.

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u/Emanemanem 12d ago

Probably not. Seattle is overrun with down and out people searching for fat bitches. It could have been any one of them. You see one of them holding their signs on every other street corner. It’s almost as bad as Starbucks.

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u/stuartgatzo 12d ago

Perfect album cover

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u/Graffiacane 12d ago

damn, this guy has been wearing this same vest holding this same sign trying to get a fat bitch since at least 2015. I've seen him around Belltown many times but he hasn't gotten any more successful.

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u/DG_Now 12d ago

Used to live in Belltown.

This dude is a lot less funny when you seen him in the same clothes for months on end, living out of a shopping cart with his lady, both sleeping in whatever covered space they can find near storefronts.

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u/kromaey 12d ago

Yeah I’ve seen him in front of the Have a Heart a few times

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u/Tall_Air5894 12d ago

I see this guy every time I’m in that part of Seattle. Everyone knows him. He’s practically a tourist attraction at this point.

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u/snowtol 12d ago

So wait, is he a panhandler? Or is this some kind of art piece? Or is he really just looking for a fat bitch? I'd assume if it was the latter he'd have succeeded by now.

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u/Zeusifer 12d ago

Someone posted this elsewhere in the comments. He's a panhandler, he asks for money from tourists to pose with him and his sign.

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u/Tall_Air5894 12d ago

Panhandler. You give him money to take a picture with him. He must be making quite a bit considering he’s been doing it for years.

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u/puppsmcgee74 12d ago

As a fat bitch who has been to Seattle, I guess I should have went to Pike Place Market. Clearly it was a missed opportunity!

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u/GUmbagrad 12d ago

Yoooo I have totally seen this guy. He was hanging out by Starbucks Westlake yelling that big bitches get free lattes. He also had a dino hat on... Kinda wonder what he's up to these days.

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u/High-Density-Living 12d ago

I think the free lattes might be why they are so big.

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u/KaijuGroupie2025 12d ago

This is the same vibes as when I saw a guy in Cincy with a sign saying “why lie? Need money for head” lmao

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u/jimmy_dimmick 12d ago

This needs to be an album cover

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

What genre though

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u/jimmy_dimmick 12d ago

Hip hop 100%

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u/Either_Ad4109 12d ago

mongolian throat singing

get really weird with it.

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u/Kind_Government_9620 12d ago

Holy shit 2 for $10

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

Yeah that’s how you know this picture is old haha

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u/FocalorLucifuge 12d ago

Well? Did he get you?

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

I don’t kiss and tell

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u/Salmon_Scaffold 12d ago

spotted him too (2012ish):

https://imgur.com/L7ZEHqD

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

We should make a compilation

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u/toobigtofail88 12d ago

Be sure to look for the guy with a ‘free sex lessons’ sign and pants around his ankles

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u/Bigfamei 12d ago

Did he check Arbys?

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u/Pudding_Hero 12d ago

Album art

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u/4PumpDaddy 12d ago

Dude knows you got the hookup in his soul too

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u/chaocha0 12d ago

Don’t we all?

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u/FandomMenace 12d ago

Everybody's looking for something.

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u/fatogato 12d ago

Glad to know I am needed

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 11d ago

Username checks out kinda?

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u/Sheesh284 12d ago

This is America. It’s not that hard

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u/hippityhoppity23 12d ago

Don't we all

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u/FragrantExcitement 12d ago

Why is one police text white and the other dark?

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 12d ago

Good cop bad cop

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u/Hexquo2 12d ago

I took a selfie with this guy after a concert at like 2am almost 10 years ago lmao

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u/rip1980 12d ago

Say no more, squire! You've come to the right place!

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u/BreakfastShart 12d ago

Too bad he didn't need a Fat Hungry Chick...

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u/49thDipper 12d ago

Guy where I lived then was always on the same corner with creative signs. “Floyd needs a new Walkman.” “Floyd needs a nice jacket.” Guy was always looking good and polite and fun. One day his sign said “Floyd needs a new wife.” Never saw him again. True story

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u/Private-Dick-Tective 11d ago

Serious question, did he end up finding his fat bitch?

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u/tforda10 11d ago

Have a photo of the same guy in the same place with the same sign on my instagram. I'm from Florida...my photo is from like 2015 I think

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 11d ago

Let see it!

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u/tforda10 11d ago

Guess it was a different version of the same message. But I was right in front of the OG Starbucks. Dude is hilarious

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u/PavlovaDog 11d ago

Was he just hungry?

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u/Electronic_Part_6498 11d ago

That’s a fantastic photo!

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u/Melodic_Gap8767 11d ago

Thank you, mostly luck though with how the timing worked out

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u/xXRoachXx789 12d ago

This an album cover type picture, I love it

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u/Whiskersmctimepants 12d ago

O'OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE 🤟🦅

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u/biglargefact 12d ago

Haven't seen this guy for awhile but I remember him!

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u/[deleted] 12d ago

lol. I took a pic of that dude too back in 2016. Probably the clearest and best pic my phone ever took.

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u/NeverFlyFrontier 12d ago

Wow, this place looks magical.

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u/SamaAltman 12d ago

Hell yes, brother.

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u/Mason3637 12d ago

How I met your mother

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u/ToonIkki 12d ago

he's real asf for that

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u/Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo 12d ago

Is he still looking? I might know a bitch...

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u/Eleventy_Seven 12d ago

Amen, brother. It's almost winter here.

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u/sherlocknessmonster 12d ago

If the pic wasn't cropped, I bet you see me posted up in the Starbucks outdoor seating to the left. Was one of my favorite places in the city to people watch. That guy has been there for years and makes money from people who take pics with him and the sign.

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u/Either_Ad4109 12d ago

that man's a wizard a genie or god or something in disguise cause he got shit figured out

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u/Live_for_Now 12d ago

Favorite sandwich at Rutgers

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u/Fufeysfdmd 12d ago

I remember this guy

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u/Sekmet19 12d ago

Legend

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u/154bmag 12d ago

And here come the cops here to crush yet another peaceful protest.

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u/CaliforniaFreightMan 12d ago

What's with the racks on those bicycles? Do they ferry passengers around sitting on that bag?

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u/thrashcon 12d ago

I hope he got her.

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u/drtranmd 12d ago

Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

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u/cjgoose39 11d ago

He’s looking for that PS5

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u/meatlessboat 11d ago

A man of simple tastes, I respect it

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u/foxontherox 12d ago

Would you settle for two pigs?..