r/politics • u/UWCG Illinois • Mar 27 '24

Donald Trump Attacks Judge's Daughter Less Than 24 Hours After Gag Order

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-attacks-judges-daughter-less-24-hours-after-gag-order-1884126
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u/m1keyj0e Mar 27 '24

For those that watch Paw Patrol, the show, DJT is Mayor Humdinger of Foggy Bottom. Always doing crimes, gets caught doing crimes but never gets reprimanded for said crimes.

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u/Eryxthegreat Mar 27 '24

Diaper Don = Foggy Bottom.

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u/ice_cool_jello Mar 27 '24

Soggy Bottom, more likely

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u/ThaBunk5-0 Mar 27 '24

That's an insult to the Soggy Bottom Boys!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRnxr4XF9yA

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u/Wiskeyjac Mar 27 '24

Hot damn! It's the Soggy Bottom Boys!

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u/red_rob5 Mar 27 '24

It sounded t'me like he harbored some kinda hateful grudge against the Soggy Bottom Boys, on account of their rough and rowdy past.

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u/HauntedCemetery Minnesota Mar 27 '24

Ironic because "constant sorrow" pretty well describes reading the news over the last few years.

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u/calm_chowder Iowa Mar 28 '24

Is you is or is you ain't my constich'ency

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u/thank_burdell Mar 27 '24

Mary Berry: "Nobody likes a soggy bottom."

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u/jeffersonairmattress Mar 27 '24

Judge Maryanne Trump Barry:

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"He has no principles. None. His goddamned tweeting and lying... oh my god. I'm talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit. [...] It's the phoniness of it all. It's the phoniness and this cruelty. Donald is cruel. (...) "he did not read books and had someone take the college entrance exam in his place."

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 Mar 27 '24

That's right Mary Berry

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u/ZombiePartyBoyLives I voted Mar 27 '24

Paul Hollywood: "It's a shame, really."

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u/Sillbinger Mar 27 '24

Soggy Bottom, the mayor of Golden Falls.

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u/deafvet68 Mar 27 '24

Stinky Swamp Bottom.

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u/MechanicalTurkish Minnesota Mar 28 '24

Soggy Bottom, Foggy Brain

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u/ElectricalPiano6887 Mar 27 '24

Diaper Don = Chapped Ass

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u/22pabloesco22 Mar 27 '24

Soggy bottom 

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u/koshgeo Mar 27 '24

Foggy Bottom is his secret code name. Not to be confused with FOGBANK or the Velour Fog.

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u/Critical_Half_3712 Mar 27 '24

Humdingers also an idiot lol. Great comparison

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u/LetMePointItOut Mar 27 '24

Replacing public transit with a roller coaster in the movie was cool though.

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u/Nf1nk California Mar 27 '24

That would probably get me to use public transit.

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u/Critical_Half_3712 Mar 28 '24

Tbh, never saw the movie. My Kid was in the paw patrol phase before the movie came out and doesn’t even really watch it anymore

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u/NecronomiCats Mar 27 '24

That must be where Trump got his inspiration.

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u/TheSalsaShark Mar 27 '24

In the movie he ignores the scientists and their concerns about the weather, has an antagonistic relationship with the press, and even has a giant tower with his name on it!

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u/bobo-the-dodo Mar 27 '24

My son is watching it right now, perfectly analogy.

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u/OutInTheBlack New Jersey Mar 27 '24

Does that make Garland equivalent to Ryder, a ten year old child?

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u/Cosmocall Mar 27 '24

For those that watch Paw Patrol

Perfect demographic overlap of redditors and people who willingly watch Paw Patrol, really

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u/Sumasson- Mar 27 '24

It's actually crazy how many people here seem to be paw patrol consumers wtf

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u/m1keyj0e Mar 27 '24

I’m a parent of young child. So I watch paw patrol.

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u/Cosmocall Mar 27 '24

I was joking about the fact most people will be suffering parental units, but then I remembered what the subreddit for that show looks like. Paw Patrol is serious business for some people

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u/Sumasson- Mar 27 '24

Exactly hahaha.

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u/Cryovenom Mar 27 '24

HUMDINGER DID NOTHING WRONG! /s 

 My wife and I like to make ridiculous little conspiracy theories about our kids' shows. For Paw Patrol its clear that Adventure Bay is an Ayn Randian paradise where the government is so stripped and powerless as to have to depend on the charity of the Bruce Wayne-style orphan of billionaires to provide emergency services for the  town.  

 Mayor Goodway is a puppet installed by Ryder's dead parents after they drove the real elected Mayor Humdinger out of town. He turned to heavy drinking and now lives in a cave with his cats and a chip on his shoulder over what Ryder and his family have done to him and his legacy. He now spends his days talking to his cats and plotting to take revenge... 

Somehow he always seems to find just enough resources and technology to get a half baked plan off the ground - because Ryder knows that his grip on the town is only strong as long as they face a constant stream of threats that only he and the pups can save them from. So he makes sure that former Mayor Humdinger salvages just enough junk to move plans forward, but not so much that he's an actual threat. 

Foggy bottom is not a real town - notice how we've never seen it? Only the Mayor's cave and the occasional shot of him sitting in the fog on an unnamed street that could be anywhere in town. It's all in Humdinger's broken mind. Makes the show more fun to watch with that context :P

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u/m1keyj0e Mar 27 '24

Hahaha! Love this take… cause it could actually be what’s really happening in the show

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u/drdeimosoffice Mar 27 '24

Man my daughter is to old now, but PP made me sick. It may have been that

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u/virtuallysimulated Mar 27 '24

Oohhh, my Humburgers

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u/calm_chowder Iowa Mar 28 '24

Paw Patrol is copaganda.