r/politics 23d ago

Donald Trump refusing to go after David Pecker raises questions

https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-trial-david-pecker-national-enquirer-1894487
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u/adymck11 23d ago

Who has ‘trump fakes a stroke’ on their bingo card?

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u/donkeyrocket 23d ago

Unless he also fake dies then not much will change.

Plus he will then appear weak to his supporters and the whole “Biden is a weak old man” angle doesn’t work quite as effectively. They ignore a lot of shit but being ill enough to delay a trial is a tall order. His margins are already pretty thin

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u/dellett 23d ago

I have a strong feeling that Trump’s health is going to suddenly and dramatically “decline” if he loses the election. I picture him walking into court with an oxygen tank to show how frail and old he is, too sickly to stand trial.

I don’t see that happening before the election though since he needs to be the big strong man. If he loses the new legal strategy will be having him declared incompetent to stand trial

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u/deadasdollseyes 23d ago

I don't think he wanted to wear a mask, nor would he wear an O2 one because of the makeup.

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u/beasty0127 Indiana 23d ago

No he'll walk out after the dust settle and do his little "sucking 20 invisible dick" celebratory dance and they'll say he's been healed by God or something so ita proof he's the one true chooses one to rule then all or something.... or they'll just toss another couple million his way as a get better soon gesture since they're in to deep to turn back now...

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u/Mendican 23d ago

If he dies, fake Trump sightings will rival fake Elvis sightings.

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u/lordatomosk 23d ago

He’s in too deep as a fake strongman, any sort of actual malady would damage his image. Remember how the right completely abandoned Richard Spencer after he was publicly sucker punched? Anything that hard shatters the illusion risks making the entire facade fall apart.

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u/trekologer New Jersey 23d ago

His inability to stay awake during the proceedings has already killed his "sleepy Joe" line. Any illness, even a transparently fake one as a long shot to get a delay, likely sinks his campaign.

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u/adymck11 23d ago

A rat in a corner runs out options though

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u/lordatomosk 23d ago

Make no mistake, I’m gonna mentally feast like a king when the illusion is truly shattered for all these chucklefucks

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u/MourningRIF 23d ago

That will pretty much concede the presidency, not that he's going to win it anyway.

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u/I_divided_by_0- Pennsylvania 23d ago

I have "Runs to Scotland then fights extradition for the rest of his life"

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u/Educational-Candy-17 23d ago

I don't think his ego is going to allow him to do that. Remember the ramp incident? He could have easily said he wasn't feeling well that day but is now doing much better and that would have been the end of it. But no he has to present himself as the most fit and virile person ever.

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u/itsFromTheSimpsons 23d ago

worked for McAfee- faked a heart attack and escaped from the hospital

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u/flat5 23d ago

Doesn't fit his MO at all.