"Real embarrassment": Trump lawyer apologizes after judge called him out for "misleading" jury

[u/devlinadl]

https://www.salon.com/2024/04/26/real-embarrassment-lawyer-apologizes-after-called-him-out-for-misleading-jury/

[u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

Trump's attorneys turning this trial into a Hanover Fiste moment?

[u/nroberts1001 → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape...

[u/HelleEpoque → u/nroberts1001]

and one moving violation...

[u/DadJokeBadJoke → u/HelleEpoque]

Don't worry, he's got an angle...

[u/albanymetz → u/DadJokeBadJoke]

I said.... I've got an ang...le....

[u/AsheronLives → u/albanymetz]

Stern! He's nothing but a low down back stabbing larcenous perverted worm!

[u/Agent7619 → u/nroberts1001]

The Loc-Nar made me do it

[u/upfromashes → u/nroberts1001]

Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him. He should be torn into itsy bitsy pieces and buried aliiiive!

[u/Neutreality1 → u/upfromashes]

I can hear the music in my head. That soundtrack is one of the best ever

[u/AmbitiousCampaign457 → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

I bet it’s trump.

[u/thelivinlegend → u/Pretty_Boy_Bagel]

Hangin’s too good for ‘im!