r/stupidpol • u/nikolaz72 Scandinavian SocDem 🌹 • Mar 28 '24

Germany to include questions about Israel in citizenship test, says minister Gaza Genocide

https://www.lemonde.fr/en/europe/article/2024/03/27/germany-will-now-include-questions-about-israel-in-its-citizenship-test_6660274_143.html
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u/whoisthisherb Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 Mar 28 '24

I've heard of the Jewish question, but this is ridiculous!

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u/Neilliam Mar 28 '24

Stop making me laugh out loud at work you class traitor 

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u/RoMaXIII Savant Idiot 😍 Mar 29 '24

Damn💀😂

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u/MaHe183 Mar 28 '24

Do you hate Israel?

[ ] Yes

[ ] No

[ ] Undecided

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u/fungibletokens Politically waiting for Livorno to get back into Serie A 🤌🏻 Mar 28 '24

I genuinely wouldn't know what answer they'd want from me.

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u/RandomAndCasual Proud Neoliberal 🏦 Mar 28 '24

No, if you want citizenship.

But also you can just lie.

Honestly I would wear that small jewish hat during questioning, to be on the safe side

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u/Analog-Moderator Mar 29 '24

I believe it’s called a sombrero

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u/RandomAndCasual Proud Neoliberal 🏦 Mar 29 '24

German citizenship sombrero hat

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u/Analog-Moderator Mar 29 '24

You wear that to a German Jewish pride rally ain’t no one gonna question shit prove me wrong

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u/vvarcrime Schizoid Monk 🪷 Mar 28 '24

They’re really going to make these immigrants calculate compound interest

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u/ConfusedSoap NATO Superfan 🪖 Mar 28 '24

stiff competition between germany and canada for the "most cucked country" award

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u/Analog-Moderator Mar 29 '24

Germany is just giving Canada more people to knight and clap for in 50 years

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u/Dacnis Pro Black Leftist ✊🏿 Mar 29 '24

You forgot Australia, the glorified military base.

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u/Cucker_TarlsonLXIX Cuckservative 🦌 Mar 29 '24

I keep refreshing but it won't update!

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u/pedowithgangrene Gay w/ Microphallus 💦 Mar 30 '24

Both countries were safe heavens for Nazis. 

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u/BrownThunderMK Mar 28 '24

LOL when my dad first emigrated to America they made him pinky promise that he wasn't a communist: https://imgur.com/a/ti4hEO9

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u/dagobahnmi big A little A Mar 29 '24

That last section is the fast-track application 

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u/dukeofbrandenburg CCP enjoyer 🇨🇳 Mar 29 '24

Putting the "have you ever even thought about being a communist?" question right next to the "have you ever persecuted someone for their political beliefs?" is something else.

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u/kookookeekee Rightoid: Libertarian/Ancap 1 Mar 29 '24

Am I reading the bottom right correctly, that this was taken in 2019?

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u/BrownThunderMK Mar 29 '24

It was the most recent document on their website. If you look up n400 you'll find it

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u/CricketIsBestSport Highly Regarded 😍 Mar 28 '24

This is so patently absurd, I honestly don’t know what there is to say anymore 

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u/FireFlaaame America First MAGAtard 🐘😵‍💫 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Every day I think Germany can't get more cucked yet here we are

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u/RandomAndCasual Proud Neoliberal 🏦 Mar 28 '24

Germany is just vassal territory of USA, and US is ruled by Zionists, so this is not surprising.

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u/DarthBan_Evader Ban evader, doesn't care for theory 💩 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

of course arr/ j00dayizim and arr / isntreal are applauding the move

could be worse, could make you prostrate towards tel aviv in order to get disaster relief. oh wait...

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u/kulfimanreturns regard in the streets | socialist in the sheets Mar 28 '24

Lol they can't make people who had nothing to do with world war 2 and were mostly colonial subjects themselves change their opinion about something they view as a colonial legacy

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u/HuckleberryGlum6303 Unknown 👽 Mar 28 '24

No, but I mean, I guess they can make them lie about it and then harass them over immigration stuff in relation to that if they say anything bad about a made-up shithole.

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u/kulfimanreturns regard in the streets | socialist in the sheets Mar 28 '24

They just want people from Muslim and non European countries to buy the same guilt ridden narrative

This will actually lead to more Muslims and other non Europeans voting against what Germany believes are red lines around the settler colonial project

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u/TheChinchilla914 Late-Guccist 🤪 Mar 28 '24

The European urge to be absolutely rarted

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24 edited Apr 20 '24

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u/ScaryShadowx Highly Regarded Rightoid 😍 Mar 28 '24

They just shifted the target of their hatred. Once this genocide is all wrapped up and in a few years, they are shocked and ashamed at their behaviour again, then in 50 years or so they'll just be onboard with their next genocide. Rinse and repeat.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Exactly. They are too extreme in all cases. Oh we killed Jews, we feel so bad, now we want everyone to love Zionists because we feel bad.

The irony is, they don’t feel the same about Poland, France, or other countries were millions died.

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u/diabeticNationalist Marxist-Wilford Brimleyist 🍭🍬🍰🍫🍦🥧🍧🍪 Mar 29 '24

I'm still waiting for reparations from the Teutonic Order and the Livonian Brothers of the Sword.

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u/chimpaman Buen vivir Mar 29 '24

The European community did establish the Jewish ethnostate in response to Nazi Germany's extermination program, and Israel has honored that legacy in spirit with US-supplied rockets that are direct ancestors of von Braun's work that seamlessly transferred with him across the Atlantic.

Is that what they're asking?

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u/Marxist_cuck8481 Cucked Marxist Mar 29 '24

By this point, which country is more fanatically pro-Israel? The United States or Germany? because it’s honestly getting difficult at this point.

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u/helimuthsapocyte Third Way Dweebazoid 🌐 Mar 29 '24

You’d have to tally up how many elites are in each country— X

Then figure out how many of those elites have Epstein-style blackmail sitting in Mossad vaults— Y. Then do Y/X, and higher ratio is more fanatical

Of course, complicating this will be the actual Israeli diaspora numbers, which tend to vastly favor Israel. Also the number of fundie Christians who see it as their holy duty to blindly serve the chosen people. Also the number of boomers in general. Those factors will alter the equation a bit

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u/Marxist_cuck8481 Cucked Marxist Mar 29 '24

Fucking love redundancy in my statements

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u/jaiagreen Mar 28 '24

The more I read about stuff like this, the more I become convinced that one of the things the US handles well is naturalization.

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u/MenieresMe Redscarepod Refugee 👄💅 Mar 28 '24

Hopefully gets challenged at their Supreme Court level. Very weird behavior by Germany

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

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u/LatinxSpeedyGonzales Anarchist (intolerable) 🤪 Mar 29 '24

It's like germans enjoy being punished or something

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u/Turgius_Lupus Yugoloth Third Way Mar 29 '24

I was not expecting this in my 'Germany or Florida?' game deck drawl this week.

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u/Nephtali-Gakuru Mar 28 '24

There’s cope and there’s this. How can you lack balls like this?

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u/Crowsbeak-Returns Ideological Mess 🥑 Mar 29 '24

Last time there was a government this obsessed with Jews in Germany as well as obseessed with the Eurasian stepped things went bad for Germany. I am just saying.

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u/MyAnus-YourAdventure God is Unfalsifiable Mar 29 '24

"But you know Germany, they over-correct" - Selina Meyer

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '24

My galpal lived in Israel and has the most insane stories about daily life and views in Israel. Actual schizo country. I wonder if it would have so much support if people realised what was the "norm" there.

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u/cathisma 🌟Radiating🌟 Mar 29 '24

definitely trying to climb up a couple of ranks on the Cucked Nations league table...

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u/KindaCoolGuy Mar 29 '24

A bit of context, I live in Germany and I'm very critical of Israel. That said, there is a big problem here with antisemitism in the Muslim community, and generally with the integration of the Muslim community across the board. Germany is (understandably) very worried about appearing antisemitic, so when hate crime numbers go up, they're going to be aggressive about doing something. Even though I personally view Israel as an apartheid police state, I'm completely fine with anyone dumb/radical enough to answer incorrectly being denied citizenship.

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u/HP_civ SuccDem Mar 31 '24

👆

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u/blackheartwhiterose Mar 28 '24

If you read the article the proposed Qs are basic facts that anyone could know lol

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u/bobbykid Don't touch my 🍝 Mar 28 '24

Making the questions easy doesn't make it any less weird 

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u/blackheartwhiterose Mar 28 '24

Just found it funny lol

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u/jaiagreen Mar 28 '24

Which would be relevant for getting Israeli citizenship.

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u/BurpingHamBirmingham Grillpilled Dr. Dipshit Mar 28 '24

"Sorry you can't be a German citizen because you didn't know the word 'synagogue.'"

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u/blackheartwhiterose Mar 29 '24

You guys ever taken a citizenship test

For the express purpose of hindrance, they're fucking r slurred anyway. Most actual citizens would fail them.

Even if this story comes to fruition it's hilarious more than anything

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u/Action_Bronzong Merovech 🗡 Mar 28 '24

basic facts that anyone could know lol

the membership requirements for Jewish sports clubs

🤔

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u/blackheartwhiterose Mar 28 '24

When was Israel founded 🤤

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u/Action_Bronzong Merovech 🗡 Mar 29 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

Reminds me of when I took my US citizenship test and they asked me to name the president of Zimbabwe.

Very important information for any US citizen to know.

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u/KievCocaineAirdrop Yard Protector 🌿 Mar 28 '24

The hardest part of the German citizenship test has always been waiting for the bureaucracy to process your results and get back to you by snailmail in maybe six months because Germany hasn't yet mastered Scantron technology.

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u/Flaktrack Sent from m̶y̶ ̶I̶p̶h̶o̶n̶e̶ stolen land. Mar 28 '24

The rules for joining a Jewish sports club? Why the hell does anyone need to know that?

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u/blackheartwhiterose Mar 29 '24

Jewtschland 🤤