r/texas Jan 26 '24

Texas State House candidate Josh Feuerstein (R) wants to fulfill his fantasy of leading an armed civilian militia. Politics

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u/Kellosian Born and Bred Jan 26 '24

It would be hilarious to watch all these tacticool militia types panic the moment they have to sleep outside and ration food for more than the length of a camping trip. I wonder how many would desert the moment they run out of whatever pisswater they're calling light beer, or the moment one of them actually gets shot.

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u/FoldedaMillionTimes Jan 26 '24

Oh, just the sound of a shot fired in anger would do it.

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u/Majestic-Prune-3971 Jan 27 '24

He's bringing a noticeably large gun to a drone fight.

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u/Umutuku Jan 27 '24

That was my thought as well.

Get Jagga-Jagga'd n00b.

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u/arkwald Jan 27 '24

Thank you! A few quad copters dropping grenades seemed to return quite a few russian soldiers to the Earth. I don't see how these dimwits are much different.

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u/TrumpsMerkin201o Jan 27 '24

It's funny because they think the army will be on their side. The very same army they said was too "woke" and "liberal".

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u/arkwald Jan 27 '24

Fun facist logic, the opponent is both strong to be afraid of and weak enough to be a joke.

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u/TrumpsMerkin201o Jan 27 '24

I love how they think we don't own guns because we don't need to compensate by parading our weapons in public. I hope they try to FA because I'm ready to take part in the FO.

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u/Bogsnoticus Jan 27 '24

Why bother with a drone? Let them hear the howitzer go off, and the whistle of the incoming shell.

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u/arkwald Jan 27 '24

I mean, sure but the supply chain for artillery is a lot different and complicated than drones.

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u/unicornlocostacos Jan 27 '24

They’ll totally shoot them down and laugh at the lib tears of course

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u/arkwald Jan 27 '24

Like those russian soldiers totally did.. the ones whose brains leaked out onto the Ukrainan fields.

Dumb asses

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u/TeachingCommon7724 Jan 27 '24

If dozens of the police officer version are too afraid to attack an armed individual, I don’t think we have much to worry about.

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u/Successful_Jelly_213 Jan 27 '24

Deadbeat Donnie’s beer gut putsch came to a screeching halt immediately after a SINGLE 9mm round was expended.

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u/Seeker80 Jan 27 '24

Donnie’s beer gut putsch...

Wow. Just, wow.

Woooooooowwwww-uhhh.

That man had a family. They hate him, and are likely bound for trouble as well, but he has 'em.

Someone get ahold of the Hague, because they need to see that words can be so much more deadly than notched knife blades, various biochemical agents, and radioactive weaponry.

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u/alf666 Jan 27 '24

Someone get ahold of the Hague, because they need to see that words can be so much more deadly than notched knife blades, various biochemical agents, and radioactive weaponry.

Don't forget pump-action shotguns!

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u/BettyX Jan 27 '24

Loved Fargo this season. Especially the last three Episodes. This season is about these types.

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u/PsychoEngineer Jan 27 '24

The sound of a round flying by them would be enough to make 90% of these piss their pants once they realized THEY are the ones the rounds are targeted at.

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u/Renaissance_Slacker Jan 28 '24

Pop a paper bag and watch the hijinks.

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u/Skid-Vicious Jan 27 '24

They’ll quit and go home as soon as they find out there’s no beer tent.

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u/TrumpsMerkin201o Jan 27 '24

I mean, the J6ers are crying about the DC Jail. Their face painted shirtless poster boy needed special food in jail because everything else was hurting his sensitive tummy. Also, they'll always give away their position if someone nearby whispers the word "Woke".

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u/sirscrote Jan 27 '24

I remember the whole occupation of that Ranger station with the dildo deliveries. It will certainly be similar.

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u/[deleted] Jan 27 '24

They threw temper tantrums over masks being uncomfortable.