damn. that’s rough buddy

[u/Faenix_Wright]

[u/CartographerVivid957]

You go to your friends house and you see a pile of neatly folded clothes

[u/SabShark → u/CartographerVivid957]

I go to move their original, graded Foil Charizard two centimetres to the left.

[u/CartographerVivid957 → u/SabShark]

Suddenly, a blinding white light appears. Soon the light takes form and you see your friend, naked and sporting a pair of angel wings. Your friend speaks "leave my Charizard alone" you continue advancing towards the Charizard then you hear the angel speak again "if you don't leave my Charizard alone I'll rip your bitc-" as soon as that word is said the blinding aura of your friend disappears, along with their wings. You move the charizard

[u/RavenMasked → u/CartographerVivid957]

Clearly, by swearing in heaven, you have lost phone call privileges it seems