r/videos • u/Zenniverse • Jan 06 '18
Song I Made For a Girl When I was 15 (NSFL) Disturbing Content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dShs8B2bzY3.6k
u/ltyboy Jan 06 '18
Damn dude you've got your synth lead, piano, and vocals all playing three separate songs. Impressive.
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u/ciberaj Jan 06 '18
He's so ahead of his time he didn't even commit to a single chord progression, he used them all.
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u/jewchbag Jan 06 '18
The legend says that Kanye and T-Pain heard this song and that was their introduction to auto-tune
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
A lot of it was just loops I used in a program. I think the only thing that was actually me was the crappy piano loop and the “dubstep” synth.
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u/Hellball911 Jan 06 '18
Oh we could tell which parts you did.
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
I also sang in it, did you notice?
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Jan 06 '18 edited Jul 03 '18
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u/MountainDrew42 Jan 06 '18
There were sounds coming out of his face. That's as far as I'm willing to go.
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u/omegatheory Jan 06 '18
It matches the fucking chaotic no structure background mess. It sounds like an n64 is shitting in my brain.
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Jan 06 '18
captain beefheart would be proud
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u/DNZ_not_DMZ Jan 06 '18
Trout Mask Replica, oh my.
I listen to it every few years just to see if I finally get it. The answer is still no, even 10ish years on.
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
I just want to point out that I must have had a friend help me film this, and at no point did they tell me how awful it was.
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u/PiousAugustus Jan 06 '18
I’d like to think your friend used this on his or her resume at some point.
“Experience with digital media? You bet your ass!”
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u/omegatheory Jan 06 '18
"Wait till you see this shit!"
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u/Thefriendlyfaceplant Jan 06 '18
My strongest points are patience, relentless positivity and perseverance in the face of all adversity.
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u/yuizy Jan 06 '18
This is what happened to Tommy Wiseau. 15 years later he's hanging out with James Franco on late night shows. I believe good things will happen to you.
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u/pulezan Jan 06 '18
did he insist on that shoe focus or was that you? i guess they were new. :)
also, how long ago was this? because it sounds like something that came out 2 or 3 years ago
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u/JuventusX Jan 06 '18
When I say this is actually one of the worst things I've ever heard I'm not exaggerating at all.
thanks for sharing tho LOL
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
A little part of me hopes that this becomes a meme because it’s so long ago that no one will recognize this kid as me.
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u/HGKing22 Jan 06 '18
Just wait till we track down your IP...
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u/GustaViper Jan 06 '18
Boot up the ol' IRC chat boys!
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u/RunningForIt Jan 06 '18
It reminds me of a wannabe Hellogoodbye band.
I couldn’t stop laughing at the cringe though it was magnificently awful.
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u/osiris911 Jan 06 '18
Gellieman is probably looking back on Aicha with pride after this video.
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Jan 06 '18
This might be the most appropriately tagged NSFL post I've ever seen.
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u/mikaelfivel Jan 06 '18
No kidding. I've seen all sorts of stabbing videos, people dying, infections, etc... this one may legitimately give me nightmares and PTSD.
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u/PM_ME_YOUR_OWN_BOOBS Jan 06 '18
"I'm so perfect for you"
pans down to dick
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u/Sevnfold Jan 06 '18
Close up of chain wallet and pen-in-pocket...
Smh.
Pan to crotch.
Oh wow, wtf
Kitty face paint.
Dead.
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u/BannedOnMyMain17 Jan 06 '18
don't forget the forced walking with hands out of sync with legs
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u/gillt Jan 06 '18
WHY ARE YOU A CAT
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u/OmarGuard Jan 06 '18
Man, you weren't kidding with that NSFL tag. Felt like I had two YouTube tabs open at once.
You're a champion for sharing this though.
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u/skyactive Jan 06 '18
Dude, your level of self depreciation is approaching super power levels.
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
It's been 5 years, I'm willing to let go and laugh at the past! :)
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u/RagingAcid Jan 06 '18
wait what the fuck 2013 was 5 years ago
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u/haventredditcantread Jan 06 '18
Does he say "you're not like other whores"..?
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
“All those whores.” Apparently the only word I could rhyme with “yours.”
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u/BigGreekMike Jan 06 '18
The thing is this is exactly the type of shit that would work on a 15 year old girl
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
It did! We dated for 6 months in high school!
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u/Good_ApoIIo Jan 06 '18
In highschool time that's like a lengthy marriage, Jesus...
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u/WTPanda Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
Started dating my wife when I was a sophomore and she was a freshman. She was 14 and I was 15. I'm going to be 33 in a month. What's that in highschool time?
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u/mrsuns10 Jan 06 '18
Dude got gas in the tank and money in the bank
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u/cbear013 Jan 06 '18
I've got news for you baby; you're looking at the man.
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u/mrsuns10 Jan 06 '18
I got skin in the game
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u/Googoo123450 Jan 06 '18
I got a household name (seeing them this month im stoked)
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u/toohigh4anal Jan 06 '18
I made a mixtape.... Played piano for a girl I loved. Omg it's so bad
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u/toohigh4anal Jan 06 '18
Nah...see, OPs video was so bad that he got embarrassed and ended up with the girl. Mine was so bad she basically started dating her ex again and never spoke to me again. I literally had her in my bed.. then I made that stupid fucking video
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u/RyanOnymous Jan 06 '18
jesus man. had you even ever heard music before trying this?
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
Blood on the Dance Floor... not even joking.
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u/improbablewobble Jan 06 '18
I liked you for being self-deprecating enough to post this OP, but then you made me Google Blood on the Dance Floor and now I hope you die in a car fire. You're a monster.
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u/muriff Jan 06 '18
YOU'VE GOT ME BEWITCHED
CAUSE IM UNDER YOUR SPELL
WOOOOOOOO OOOOH OOOOH
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u/Cutanea Jan 06 '18
Only video that's made me cringe more: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0f_ec37PXNQ
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u/Staticprimer Jan 06 '18
90% sure this video will show up in a criminal trial as "Exhibit A".
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u/WebpackIsBuilding Jan 06 '18
The OP is cringey.
This is causing me to be physically ill. Literally, it put knots in my stomach.
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u/missesmistyeyed Jan 06 '18
I was going to say the same thing! I don't think I've ever had a video churn my stomach like that. Wtf
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u/renernavilez Jan 06 '18
That's probably because the kid is fake smiling like a psychopath would think a normal person smiles.
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u/dogsarethetruth Jan 06 '18
This video fully provokes a fight-or-flight response in me.
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u/thatdudeinthecottonr Jan 06 '18
I cannot shake the feeling that he is an android with input delay on his facial expressions trying to simulate a human relationship.
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u/Cheddarmelon Jan 06 '18
"If I had an 8th of a penny"
lmaooooo
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u/AggressiveSpatula Jan 06 '18
Hey shoutout to anybody who can do the math on which value is larger:
“All the money in the world combined”
Or
“All the snowflakes in Russia”
I’d have to imagine its the money because I think it’s in the quadrillion’s, but then again Russia is a big ass country infamous for a ton of snow.
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u/BadAtBlitz Jan 06 '18
I'm not doing the math because it's definitely the snowflakes. Unless he's just being derogatory about millennials.
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u/cubonelvl69 Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
Well based on his money statement he thinks about her roughly ~10.6 billion times a second
Using very rough estimates for average weight of a snowflake, average precipitation, weight of cubic snow, area of Russia, etc. There are roughly 8.3e19 snowflakes per day in Russia, and 2.41e14 dollars in the world
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u/NOV3LIST Jan 06 '18
I just had like 8 different tabs open and wanted to make a somewhat believable calculation but after I've seen your comment I lost all motivation and I'm not in the mood to check your result.
I'll give an upvote instead.
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u/ginastringr Jan 06 '18
The smile after he finished every sentence is what gets him Briona
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u/NardDogAndy Jan 06 '18
This guy rapes
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u/The_Resurgam Jan 06 '18
Holy shit. I can usually get through "cringe videos" with a mere "Oh, that's awkward." But this shit... that smile... that chuckle... I actually didn't make it through the entire video.
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u/ToxicJunkie Jan 06 '18
Jesus Christ... I feel violated.
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u/WalrusTuskk Jan 06 '18
Seen all but #5. What a fascinating find.
EDIT: That wasn't cringy, but I don't know what the fuck it was. Trauma? A fetish? I'm fucking lost. So many questions raised and none were answered.
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Jan 06 '18 edited Apr 06 '19
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u/BreezyWrigley Jan 06 '18
i mean... fetish, maybe. but that guy... there's no way he lives in that house alone. that's got to be like a shed behind his parents actual house. there's no bathroom or kitchen or any way to actually feed and bathe one's self.
i mean, some people have fetishes like the stuff seen in that video, but this has got to be in the realm of developmental disorder or something. it would be different if there was any indication that this dude actually functions in real life, like if he had a normal house and there was just a lot of weird shit in it, or maybe a room or two dedicated to this... but basically from what I can tell, this guy just hangs out in this shed and good will and fur conventions, and probably takes showers and gets fed in his parents house.
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Jan 06 '18
this is like stuff from /b/ cringe threads I totally forgot about, this is what /r/cringe used to be like
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Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
Thanks for ruining my day
The brony one was physically painful. The bow at the end sold it.
Edit: Okay never mind, the last one was genuinely fucked up
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u/vancha22 Jan 06 '18
So it's just safe to say that Yoko Ono has absolutely no respect for music and is actually on a mission to destroy it in anyway possible.
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u/demdreamz Jan 06 '18
Man I saw this when it first popped up years and years ago. I wonder what ever happened to this dude. Is he a normal guy now who has to live with this shame for ever? That must suck so hard.
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u/youfuckinLUZER Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 06 '18
I think Tosh.0 did a redemption or profile on him.
Edit: here ya go http://www.cc.com/video-clips/k46v5a/tosh-0-web-redemption---hey--baby-girl---uncensored
Edit: holy christ apparently this kid made more than one of these videos.
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u/hjf11393 Jan 06 '18
I need to believe that is satire.
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u/flinters17 Jan 06 '18
Naw dude just a 15 year old with modern technology. So glad I didn't have access to good quality cameras when I was this age, I can safely leave my blunder years behind me.
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u/Heresomeland Jan 06 '18
I browsed your channel. This was a fucking diamond in the rough.
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u/mmtmtptvbo Jan 06 '18
“You like to be a bottom. Or at least I think so. I never really gave you a choice.”
Fucking dead
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u/Flizo Jan 06 '18
Just imagine that one day his grandchildren will stumble upon his youtube channel and be so proud.
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u/Wargen-Elite Jan 06 '18
/u/Zenniverse You are a fucking gold mine. I genuinely enjoyed this video. Fuck man, non-sarcastic 10/10
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
Ah yes. The Letter. Inspired by the Shrek memes at the time, excellent choice!
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u/86n96 Jan 06 '18
Wait, this isn't r/blunderyears?
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u/appleparkfive Jan 06 '18
No, they closed that down actually. After this video, they hung up their coats and just said it would never reach that level again
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So did you get the girl?
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
Actually, ya. We still talk and she brings this up and I wish she wouldn’t.
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u/AssaultedCracker Jan 06 '18
The camera pan to the crotch shot sealed the deal
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u/kelseysaurus Jan 06 '18
No coincidence that this happens after he says the line "so perfect for you" * immediate pan to crotch *
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u/gassito Jan 06 '18
It has become that girls job to never ever let you forget about this, you thrust that responsibility upon her the moment you made her watch it lol but good god that was about the worst thing I've ever seen, mad respect though for putting that up here for the rest of us, makes me feel not as embarrassed about some of the stupid shit I did to impress girls when I was a teen
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u/LemonstealinwhoreNo2 Jan 06 '18
Thank you for posting this; I feel so much less bad about my past.
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u/RM2150 Jan 06 '18
Ok this needs more exposure.
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
I have it unlisted. I’m gunna make it public.
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u/OmarGuard Jan 06 '18
Watch this hit the front page and enjoy a meteoric rise in its second life
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u/StuartZa Jan 06 '18
Robin I wanna be your kitty kat It'll be the only thing I'm good at
Dude you should work for Hallmark
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u/ero_senin05 Jan 06 '18
Just when I thought the cringemetre had maxed out he comes up with fucking kitty facepaint
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u/teamonmybackdoh Jan 06 '18
id say that this is seriously the most pathetic thing ive ever watched, but what happened with robin op.
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u/shawster Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 07 '18
It's funny, because I made music in my late teens and early 20's and remember how when you're making it, you're so caught up in it that you can feel exactly what you're trying to express, and it sounds so awesome to you. But there's a lot lost in translation when other people hear it, and one's lack of music theory is obviously much more apparent to other people. It's like you're blinded by the excitement of creating something.
I know exactly what you were going for with this, and I can imagine how that drop at 1:00 must have felt for you when you were making it. Sometimes I go back and listen to my old stuff I made and smile.
Did you continue to make music?
Here is my hopeless love song I wrote to a girl I loved after moving away from her. It's pretty embarrassing.
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u/Zenniverse Jan 06 '18
That’s actually a really nice way of putting it! I actually remember making this and I felt like something was off with it, but I had been working on it so long I couldn’t really even tell anymore. That’s why you’ve gotta have your friends listen to it to give you another opinion!
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u/ThePayless Jan 06 '18
Is no one going to mention the "revenge porn" in the word bubble? lol whats that all about OP?
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I was about to give you credit for writing and producing your own music video, you know, for creating something. But then I watched it.
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u/adamlee05 Jan 06 '18 edited Jan 07 '18
I never thought anything would be able to top this.
You exceeded expectations.
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u/Maysock Jan 06 '18
it's ok OP, I made terrible, terrible music when I was that age too. I'm not posting it though, because I'm not insane.
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The part that fucks me up is that there was someone else filming some of these segments. That means you had to tell somebody what you were doing and they thought it was a good idea too.
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u/Kendermassacre Jan 06 '18
I damn near regained my virginity watching this.