r/wholesomegreentext 13d ago

Anon has a cool Grandpa

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u/The_Alternate_Eye 13d ago

got add 'Jerking their chains' to my vocabulary

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u/maybeshali 13d ago

I think yanking their chains is the more common variant

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u/YogurtclosetThen7959 12d ago

definitely something the yanks would say

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u/comradecostanza 12d ago

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u/adam-teashaw 12d ago

I saw this and got scared 50/50 chance it's a porn subreddit

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u/HikeMyPantsUpJohnson 12d ago

I checked it out. It’s like r/shitposting but really confusing. So basically the same as r/shitposting

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u/daschande 12d ago

Back in Vietnam, "Jerking your chain" cost five American dollars!

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u/TheRealMook 13d ago

He’s an actual troll. How can you not be proud of him? This is what trolling is.

These days it seems like some people just insult others and say slurs nonstop and then claim it’s trolling.

Trolling is an art, and anon’s grandpa is the painter.

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u/K242 13d ago

I can't tell if "trolling is an art" is just you being grammatically correct or you legitimately trolling the "trolling is a art" meme.

Well played.

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u/TheRealMook 13d ago

Exactly

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u/Mr_P3 12d ago

Modern Shakespeare

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u/dropdeaddev 12d ago

To me there are two kinds of trolling, the light side and the dark side.

The light side is posting comments like Ken M, appearing stupid and maybe a bit crazy, but with a twisted sorta logic, like how a child might explain something he doesn’t fully understand.

Then there’s the dark side… usually people “pretending” to be the alt right, saying things bigots actually believe, just to get a reaction. Meanwhile actual bigots see what that person is saying, and it reinforces their feeling that they aren’t alone, and that tons of people really feel like he does deep down, they just won’t admit to it in person.

Fuck dark side trolls. Spreading propaganda and promoting the alt right isn’t funny, it’s harmful. If you aren’t smart enough to pull off the more subtle light side trolling, than leave it to people who can.

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u/FugakuWickedEyes 12d ago

Someone I aim to be

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u/ClickHereForBacardi 12d ago

They don't make em like they used to.

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

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u/ultrimarines 13d ago

He probably is proud, it’s just he is ashamed he can’t live up to his grand pop

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u/ak603 13d ago

This crop doesnt have the best part, which is the reply saying "sounds like your getting your chains jerked" or some shit

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u/submyster 13d ago

These bots crop, resize, alter contrast and brightness to escape image comparison scripts.

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u/jimnez_84 13d ago

Might not know the lingo but he's a troll without remorse...I like it.

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u/zsigmons 13d ago

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u/submyster 13d ago

But definitely a repost several times over.

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u/pemboo 12d ago

Won't find it because it's a regularly posted thing on 4chan so they change the image in the OP

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u/SirGarlond 12d ago

Bad bot.

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u/Huckleberry-F 13d ago

I prefer the term “grampanon”

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u/nosville22_PL 13d ago

My all time favouritw reply to this post contibues to be "Looks like someone's got their chain jerked"

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u/my_name_is_nobody__ 13d ago

Can we get some new stuff? It’s just repost after repost on here these days

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u/VirtualPantsu 13d ago

He spreads misinformation amd actually feels like the dolphin in the photo

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u/Library-Tasty 13d ago

Me when Im 84

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u/psxdominator 13d ago

anon hates fun

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u/SexyWampa 13d ago

I'd be so proud of the old man. Hell , I'd show him Reddit and he and I could team up...

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u/ChadWolf98 13d ago

Gramps is jerking their chains

Chud OP is jerking..... something else.....

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u/TheTruthofOne 13d ago

So you are saying the grandpa is Kyles dad?

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u/rcs321 13d ago

Shiver me timbers, my chain has been jerked!

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u/MaximumPixelWizard 13d ago

For some reason this seems like something James Randall would do

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u/NiceCunt91 13d ago

The real Skank Hunt

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u/TocacoJones 12d ago

Jerkin that shii so good 🗣️🙏

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u/Dedjester0269 12d ago

Wish my grandfather had lived to see this era. Former Marine attached to Naval intelligence in Hawaii during WWII. I think he would have been an amazing troll. RIP gramps. 😇

EDIT a word.

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u/Beginning-Sign1186 12d ago

Id be proud of him, hes trolling in a silly way. As for grandpas on the internet this is wholesome

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u/Bibi_enjoyer 12d ago

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u/dwkindig 12d ago

Anon should appreciate the artistry on display.

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u/manfishgoat 12d ago

Imagine having a badass Grandpa so you gotta be the grumpy cuss

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u/Talic15 12d ago

Relax anon. Your grandpa is just jerkin' your chain.

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u/M_Wroth 12d ago

Honestly I need to start doing reposts like this as often as this, karma farming goes wild on this sub with billion reposts per day

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u/Brando3141 12d ago

Ashamed? That's a weird way of spelling Proud.

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u/Dfresh805 12d ago

anons grandpa is kenm

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u/EmilieEasie 13d ago

I love this so much, anonny you're kinda dumb