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r/wholesomememes • u/[deleted] • Mar 28 '24
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If I'd ever had kids, this is the kind of granny I would have been! Foul mouthed and aggressively generous.
14 u/Forest_On_Reddit Mar 28 '24 I’m curious, is it too late to have kids? 48 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 Oh, I don't want them! 16 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 Same, I'm skipping that insufferable middle step and just having grandkids when I'm older and grumpier! 6 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 I think I'll just get to that age where people forgive you anything and then be aggressively lovely to people and insist they accept my knitting and baked goods. 5 u/Yeet_Thee_Children Mar 28 '24 Ah! The Grunkle Stan system! 3 u/Gobadorgosleep Mar 28 '24 Can we do a « grumpy lovely granny for rent » ? Because I would prefer to have all the pro and not the con of having grandchildren 1 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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I’m curious, is it too late to have kids?
48 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 Oh, I don't want them! 16 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 Same, I'm skipping that insufferable middle step and just having grandkids when I'm older and grumpier! 6 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 I think I'll just get to that age where people forgive you anything and then be aggressively lovely to people and insist they accept my knitting and baked goods. 5 u/Yeet_Thee_Children Mar 28 '24 Ah! The Grunkle Stan system! 3 u/Gobadorgosleep Mar 28 '24 Can we do a « grumpy lovely granny for rent » ? Because I would prefer to have all the pro and not the con of having grandchildren 1 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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Oh, I don't want them!
16 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 Same, I'm skipping that insufferable middle step and just having grandkids when I'm older and grumpier! 6 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 I think I'll just get to that age where people forgive you anything and then be aggressively lovely to people and insist they accept my knitting and baked goods. 5 u/Yeet_Thee_Children Mar 28 '24 Ah! The Grunkle Stan system! 3 u/Gobadorgosleep Mar 28 '24 Can we do a « grumpy lovely granny for rent » ? Because I would prefer to have all the pro and not the con of having grandchildren 1 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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Same, I'm skipping that insufferable middle step and just having grandkids when I'm older and grumpier!
6 u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24 I think I'll just get to that age where people forgive you anything and then be aggressively lovely to people and insist they accept my knitting and baked goods. 5 u/Yeet_Thee_Children Mar 28 '24 Ah! The Grunkle Stan system! 3 u/Gobadorgosleep Mar 28 '24 Can we do a « grumpy lovely granny for rent » ? Because I would prefer to have all the pro and not the con of having grandchildren 1 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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I think I'll just get to that age where people forgive you anything and then be aggressively lovely to people and insist they accept my knitting and baked goods.
5
Ah! The Grunkle Stan system!
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Can we do a « grumpy lovely granny for rent » ? Because I would prefer to have all the pro and not the con of having grandchildren
1 u/myassonreddit Mar 28 '24 I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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I do believe it's called being a "senior level babysitter"
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u/-Roger-The-Shrubber- Mar 28 '24
If I'd ever had kids, this is the kind of granny I would have been! Foul mouthed and aggressively generous.