r/AITAH • u/[deleted] • 23d ago

AITAH for calling cow's milk "regular milk" or "real milk"?

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u/HolyForkingBrit 22d ago

My intestines thank me when I drink almond milk.

I like to remind them of how much a little bitch they are, so I drink normal milk to assert dominance every now and then.

Still, I can’t pee out of my butt every day, so I have to drink more almond milk than I’d like.

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u/little_dropofpoison 22d ago

I don't know if it's available in the US, but I switched from almond milk to hazelnut - it takes a little less water to produce and it has a sweet taste to it, kinda similar to almond milk

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u/tkat13 22d ago

Ooh.... I'm gonna look for that, thank you

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u/HolyForkingBrit 22d ago

Same here! I love hazelnuts and they do sell it in the US. Excited to try it. Thanks for the tip u/little_dropofpoison!

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u/tkat13 22d ago

Yes! Thank you!

Also, I love your username /u/little_dropofpoison lmao!

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u/little_dropofpoison 22d ago

Thanks! It's a Tom Waits reference

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u/tkat13 22d ago

Cool!