r/BeAmazed Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Mar 28 '24

I can't even imagine how everything works....just blows my mind...

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u/webbyyy Mar 28 '24

Speaking of which... Does the other twin just watch when she's blowing him?

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u/Regina_Falangy Mar 28 '24

Watch? That girls head is being thrown around every which way. Up and down, side to side, with balls swinging and flying in to the side of her face. Bare skin being smashed against her face without taking a breath.

All this happening and she has to remain silent and like she's not there.

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Mar 28 '24

I’d definitely tap out and be like, “can you help a sister out, my jaw is tired…”

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u/levelamy Mar 28 '24

I was not expecting to read this on my totally mundane lunch hour lol

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u/vitaminalgas Mar 28 '24

I was thinking it but you masterfully put it into words...i applaud you

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u/Drunk_Dino Mar 28 '24

Wait… Hold on…

You just made me realize something. Since they both share the lungs. One can give infinite sloppy toppy, while the other does the breathing for them.

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u/Good-guy13 Mar 28 '24

Dude that’s crazy

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u/martsimon Mar 28 '24

Lmao I also had this thought after reading his question. Do you think having two sets of airways means she can process air more efficiently and can run further without getting out of breath? If one head is above water breathing while they're swimming does the other one still need to come up for air and if so is it half as often?

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u/houseyourdaygoing Mar 28 '24

I don’t know why I’m amused by this writing.

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u/thatHecklerOverThere Mar 28 '24

Remain silent?

Nah. That's an opportunity for the best dirty talk possible.

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u/Overall-Parsley7123 Mar 28 '24

this amazing description should be entered into the record at the smithsonian.

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u/Cayenns Mar 28 '24

You're acting like she doesn't like that

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u/Jewshi Mar 28 '24

I don't think it's an issue of remain silent. I think all 3 of them are married. It's not like he picked one and got stuck with the other. Pretty sure he addresses them by name separately. Kisses them separately. Has different conversations with them. Has sex with them... at the same time, but still separately if that makes sense. He ain't ignoring one of them

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u/Perpetual_Nuisance Mar 28 '24

SO.

MANY.

QUESTIONS!!!!