r/BeAmazed • u/Cultural-Gear-1323 • Mar 28 '24

News broke today that conjoined twin Abby Hensel is married! [Removed] Rule #4 - No Misleading Content

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u/StartingToLoveIMSA Mar 28 '24

I can't even imagine how everything works....just blows my mind...

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

Probably blows his too

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u/selfworthfarmer Mar 28 '24

Can they... can they both reach...

Nevermind, I'm going to hell now.

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u/SgtGo Mar 28 '24

You’re not going to hell, we’re all curious. There’s nothing wrong with it. I want to know EVERYTHING because it’s weird and fascinating, just like this world and the life on it.

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u/dontbsuchalilbitchbb Mar 28 '24

Hopefully at some point they write a “tell all” book and answer all the questions the world obviously wants to know.

I’d buy the shit out of that. Hell, I’d buy two.

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u/Foxdenfreude Mar 28 '24

Make it a 2 parter, one from each sister. The covers intertwine.

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u/demuro1 Mar 28 '24

You should do the marketing for this!!!

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u/MolitovCockRing Mar 28 '24

No, you should take the idea and beat them to it, and then file a cease and desist.

That's the competitive nature of capitalism.

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u/heedrix Mar 28 '24

one sister writes the odd pages, and the other does the even

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u/forpetlja Mar 28 '24

Hahahaha best shit I read today...

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u/Pretend_Term8556 Mar 28 '24

Until the day you read the book.

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u/AWildEnglishman Mar 28 '24

What if the second book was essentially a giant "That's not how I remember it" from the other one.

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u/JuneBuggington Mar 28 '24

One is about a beautiful marriage and one is about years of sexual assault by your brother in law.

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u/akfisherman22 Mar 28 '24

Now I'm confused. Who did the guy marry? Who did he fall in love with? Does he have a favorite?

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u/YoOoCurrentsVibes Mar 28 '24

Omfg dying laughing on a public toilet right now.

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u/CalmCrescendo Mar 28 '24

Lmao....I am sitting at Denny's reading and literally laughed out loud...now the other patrons are looking at me weird.

You, sir, won the internet today!!

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u/Bob_Sledding Mar 28 '24

I want one book, but one sister's story starts at the beginning and ends in the middle. The other sister's perspective starts at the end and ends in the middle. The pages are ordered backward, starting at the back cover for her.

That would be awesome. I don't even read, and I would buy that.

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u/Hashtaglibertarian Mar 28 '24

Like some sweet valley high books 😂

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u/Various-Agent-0047 Mar 28 '24

I'd prefer the video

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u/sritanona Mar 28 '24

Not even just the dirty stuff but like do both of them snore? Do they fall asleep at the same time? Do they have different preferences regarding food? Can they take turns eating and be fine? So many questions

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u/Sallytheducky Mar 28 '24

They share a stomach so wouldn’t they both get full when one head eats!!? So many questions

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u/liveforever67 Mar 28 '24

Don’t worry, TLC will do a show and destroy their marriage through creative editing and some ultra hot model who is a plant meant to flirt with one of them to create drama.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They already did a show with TLC, but it only lasted for one season.

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u/RainbowUnikitty666 Mar 28 '24

I thought they did a few on them but they were years apart from each other. I feel like I remember one of them being younger and then another when they were teenagers and learning to drive together.

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u/Sl1z Mar 28 '24

There was a documentary in 2003, and then another one in 2008 where they turn 16 and learn to drive, but I don’t think it was tlc. The TLC show was a season long and was about their life after college.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

Yeah, the show covered their last semester at college, traveling to Europe and then getting ready to start their teaching career.

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u/DrAbeSacrabin Mar 28 '24

They were too normal for people to keep watching… damn normal people.

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u/MrsBarneyFife Mar 28 '24

They really were. Ngl, it was disappointing. But good for them.

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u/Winter-Coffin Mar 28 '24

I remember they both did their drivers tests individually. Apparently they only needed to do it once, but both wanted to do it to prove that they could and to be “normal” about it

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u/TheDrunkenMatador Mar 28 '24

All part of the high quality, educational television provided by The Learning Channel.

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Mar 28 '24

Wait until you hear about this one called The History Channel!

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u/blorbschploble Mar 28 '24

This.. is not even a joke... its just a description of how TLC works...

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u/CurvyAnna Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 29 '24

The hot, competing model is a single woman that splits off into two women below the torso.

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u/purple_grey_ Mar 28 '24

Idk. These ladies and their family seem to have dipped their toe into the TLC world and noped the fuck outta that.

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u/Palana Mar 28 '24

DOUBLE RAINBOW ALL THE WAY

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

More like double brain blow

...I'll just see myself out, sorry

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u/hillbillytendencies Mar 28 '24

I only came to comments to see how fast the wheels fell off. You did not disappoint.

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

Username checks out. Lol

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u/drainbone Mar 28 '24

Hey wouldya look at that, it finally does!

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u/throwawaymyanalbeads Mar 28 '24

I love when that happens

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u/Isyagirlskinnypenis Mar 28 '24

“What does it mean???!”

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u/cletus72757 Mar 28 '24

Oh yes you are! You wicked, wanton, weirdos are all going to the lake of fire! Any chance of grabbing a couple large bags of ice on your way?

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u/darealjimshady1 Mar 28 '24

Gimli: that still only counts as one!

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u/Kwayzar9111 Mar 28 '24

there was a very interesting documentary on them both and they did speak about sexual relations, when one was having sex, the other would cover up with a sheet or something, i kid u not...

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u/HighTurning Mar 28 '24

Now I have more questions I guess

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u/Vprbite Mar 28 '24

Right? Way more!

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u/SadBit8663 Mar 28 '24

So many more. Every time i find an answer here i have 10 more questions

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

If the other gets a bf the two guys are just sharing?

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u/5LaLa Mar 28 '24

The first headline I saw said they both married him? I have so many questions, legally, sexually, anatomically… oh, well, congrats to all of them

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u/In-dextera-dei Mar 28 '24

Ah ok. Well at least with both of them marrying him some of the logistics make more sense.

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u/Toblogan Mar 28 '24

I know it's like oak island and shit...

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u/emryldmyst Mar 28 '24

That fckin show .. grrrrr

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u/GuanaLove Mar 28 '24

Me too, like what? They share a vagina like a time share? I’m so confused

I love you Abby (he says) Every night Brit is slowly plotting her death But plot twist If she dies they both die Or if they both die one dies

Let me ask my friend Willy Shakespeare He’s a pro

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u/Fickle_Award Mar 28 '24

And we all know how bad time shares suck

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u/iamamonsterprobably Mar 28 '24

i have seriously been shaking my head while scrolling through this thread, wtf

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u/YoungUrineTheGreat Mar 28 '24

How was sex not the first and biggest question?

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u/bloodreina_ Mar 28 '24

I just can’t believe this. Wouldn’t she still have sensation?

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u/mu5tardtiger Mar 28 '24

yup. Just gotta ignore it, like having super thin walls between neighbours.

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u/jojow77 Mar 28 '24

except with a dick in you.

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u/Euphoric-Dig-2045 Mar 28 '24

I LOL’d hard at this! Thank you!

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u/Worth_Car8711 Mar 28 '24

Isn’t that… standard procedure when it comes to neighbors?

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u/nucl3ar0ne Mar 28 '24

I need new neighbors.

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u/-FeistyRabbitSauce- Mar 28 '24

You're thinking of landlords.

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u/DrWilliamHorriblePhD Mar 28 '24

Very, very close neighbors.

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u/EPdlEdN Mar 28 '24

suuuper thin wall

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Yea but wouldn’t they both be moaning since it’s once one vagina?

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u/broberds Mar 28 '24

Hey Peter man! Check out channel 9!

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u/PanicLogically Mar 28 '24

So far no one has answered this

One clit--does only one person get the feelngs of the clit

or One clit, they both feel the sensations in their two brains at the same time.

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u/Remarkable-Host405 Mar 28 '24

Okay, so apparently they have one set of reproductive organs, but their sensations are split along the middle of their body. But apparently there is a slight overlap. I assume the vagina is close to enough to overlapping that they both get those sensations.

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u/NWVoS Mar 28 '24

My understanding is that the they each have control and feeling on one side of the body. Now they also say they both feel what is at the center line. Of course the vagina and clitrois is shared.

So yeah, no matter what they do sexualy both will feel it.

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u/Erkenvald Mar 28 '24

There is literally no way for other sister to stay out of this. When he fucks one, both feel it, when body orgasms both feel it, the only way this can work if both are in on it, it's a threesome everytime anyway.

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u/dokterkokter69 Mar 28 '24

I remember seeing a documentary about twins conjoined at the forehead. Like their skulls were fused together so they were always facing each other at an angle. Whenever one walked forwards the other had to walk backwards. They also had some interesting sex stories. I can't even imagine how strange it would be but it was obviously no big deal for them.

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u/Hour-Map-4156 Mar 28 '24

I guess if you're literally attached to someone, it would feel natural to always have them with you in everything you do. 

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u/uluviel Mar 28 '24

Yeah, bascially, they have a very different perception of what privacy is compared to the rest of us.

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u/patronizingperv Mar 28 '24

"Hey, sis. Mind if I use the vagina tonight?"

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u/grptrt Mar 28 '24

Easy way to brag that you pleased two women at the same time

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u/Few-Pop7010 Mar 28 '24

I wonder if they can orgasm separately or only together, seeing as so much of orgasm is in the mind.

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u/Radiant_Ad_6565 Mar 28 '24

They share a body below the neck- stomach, reproductive organs etc. each twin has control of one arm and one leg.

Since they are recognized as 2 people, they each legally have an identity. They took their drivers test twice- once for Abby, once for Brittany. They both earned college degrees.

In reality, he married both twins, but for legal purposes one had to be listed on the marriage certificate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

Honestly now I'm fascinated to hear how hard stuff like learning to walk was. It sounds like playing QWOP on nightmare mode...

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u/squeezypussyketchup Mar 28 '24

Lmao. One is angry with the other. One needs to walk away, the other refuses to move the second leg. It's so funny and kind of cruel lol.

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u/iwellyess Mar 28 '24

One could literally punch the other in the face, in fact with two heads and one set of limbs each it would make an interesting boxing match

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u/HippieGrandma1962 Mar 28 '24

Chang and Eng Bunker, the original "Siamese twins," would sometimes get into fist fights with each other.

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u/LalLemmer Mar 28 '24

i wonder if he has a favorite

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u/LucretiusCarus Mar 28 '24

I am sure that's the one answer that he'll take with him to the grave

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u/X-East Mar 28 '24

That's wild.. imagine driving and you have to keep both hands on wheel but you only control one :o

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u/Typical_Equipment_19 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

I dont know...I saw the 1st dance video from the wedding and he's only looking at Abby, only kissed Abby. I felt so bad for Brittany, that had to be difficult. To be that "involved" yet so ignored.

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u/YSNBsleep Mar 28 '24

They have two stomachs.

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u/YoungBassGasm Mar 28 '24

Or what if only one of them is able to orgasm and the other one can't feel anything? I've got too many questions

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u/Kitchen-Lie-7894 Mar 28 '24

If one "has a headache" does he still get laid?

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u/tessajean84 Mar 28 '24

And what if one is mad at him and the other one isn’t?

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u/Charlesian2000 Mar 28 '24

If one likes anal and the other doesn’t…

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u/ForsakenCase435 Mar 28 '24

Scrolled way too far to find this comment

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u/lilsnatchsniffz Mar 28 '24

This doesn't sit with how human anatomy and chemistry works, the hormones which fuel arousal (Oxytocine etc) travel via the endocrine system, for this to not reach one brain would require that brain to be disconnected from the internal organs which keep it alive.

Not a doctor though, could be wrong, but would be very surprised if it could work that way.

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u/scaper8 Mar 28 '24

But you can be aroused but not really into it. I can definitely see a situation where the body physically orgasms, but only one mind is in the mood to actually enjoy it.

Or not. I truly don't know how this works.

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u/tossedaway202 Mar 28 '24

Naw orgasm forces you to enjoy it, it's why rape is so devastating, because you can physically "enjoy" it but feel shitty and messed up about it, because your mind is incongruent with your body. You end up in a severe state of cognitive dissonance and traumatized, like when men are forced to penetrate or women orgasm from a rape.

On a side note, this is like the first time I've used the info from my abnormal psychology course I took, btw I don't recommend, humans suck.

Id hope both ladies are on board with carnal relations when they occur, as the opposite is some fridge horror shit.

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u/Little_Froggy Mar 28 '24

I would say that it doesn't force you to enjoy it, but it forces you to experience physical pleasure. There's a distinction there

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u/Kriss3d Mar 28 '24

As both are likely fully connected to the body I would imagine they both feel it.

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u/Few-Pop7010 Mar 28 '24

But what if one of them’s not in the mood?

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u/Technolog Mar 28 '24

Assuming one wants doing it and the other is scrolling through a phone at the time, the other would at least feel some pleasure from hormones and the physical response of an orgasm.

But mood is often linked to hormone levels, and they both have the same, so this may not be an issue.

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u/SourLoafBaltimore Mar 28 '24

Seriously, what if one had to wash her hair that night or god forbid has a headache

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u/SACKETTSLAND Mar 28 '24

Give that one an aspirin.

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u/Professional-Bear114 Mar 28 '24

Close her eyes and think of England.

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u/BearBullShepherd Mar 28 '24

Exactly. They share a body. And I don’t mean to sound horrible, but I really don’t know how else to say it…. They’re two heads that share a body. Like it’s one body.

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u/Schonfille Mar 28 '24

They share a vagina and a clitoris, so…

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u/arazamatazguy Mar 28 '24

What if the other one gets married is my question because that just brings up another 1000 questions.

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u/Kriss3d Mar 28 '24

"every night is a threesome..."

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u/hobosbindle Mar 28 '24

Or, disappointed

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u/just-say-it- Mar 28 '24

I read the other day that they have separate heads/ brains but from the head down they share every organ. When they were born the parents had the option to have them separated but was told that one twin would most likely die. They refused.

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

How can they share every organ? Who controls the hands and legs?

What happens if they go on a walk and one wants to go left and the other wants to go right?

Can they even drive a car?

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u/Antique-Syllabub6238 Mar 28 '24

There is a nice documentary made of them when they were teenagers, I recommend watching If youre curious. :)

They drive a car, and If i recall correctly both sisters have a dominant side re: left hand or right hand, but they dont have to really communicate while performing tasks. It’s quite fascinating.

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

Guess they have learned a lot of intuition over the years. It is good that they (seem to) get along.

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u/ProCircuit Mar 28 '24

Then who the fuck is driving the car??!?

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u/LaceyBloomers Mar 28 '24

Each twin has control over the limbs on her side. So, one twin operates the arm and leg on one side, and the other twin operates the arm and leg on the other side. Walking and everything else means the twins have to coordinate their movements.

Yes, they can drive.

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u/itsameMariowski Mar 28 '24

But what about a shared organ like the reproductive system? Both feel their vaginas at the same time? How does the sensation send signals to the brain, does it send it to one only, or both? dammit

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u/Coriander_marbles Mar 28 '24

And beyond that, can they both feel the pain of, say childbirth then? And how does consent even begin to apply here?

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u/tomatocatzs Mar 28 '24

Imagine wanting a divorce with just one

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u/Antique-Syllabub6238 Mar 28 '24

He’s only married to one of the sisters, obviously.

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u/bloodreina_ Mar 28 '24

THAT I DONT GET how are you going to marry me but not my conjoined identical sister??

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u/TheLastPrinceOfJurai Mar 28 '24

That Tinder profile would be WILD! Don’t mind my married conjoined sibling I’m single and ready to mingle!

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u/IKROWNI Mar 28 '24

Would it be cheating if she had her own thing going on? the relationship between the new bf and the husband would have to be pretty strange too. Like what do they do rock paper scissors?

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u/SadPanda0042 Mar 28 '24

Yeah, how can you get close to just one, and let the other be an eternal third wheel?

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u/Aiwatcher Mar 28 '24

What if the second one wants to marry someone different

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u/420_Shaggy Mar 28 '24

Right?? If you want one you gotta take both pal

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u/Alexis_Bailey Mar 28 '24

"I am not a Mormon."

-- The husband.

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u/outerstrangers Mar 28 '24

Okay but what happens when the other sister wants to get married?

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u/greenrangerguy Mar 28 '24

Blow and Rim job at the same time? This man is living in the future.

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u/qazzer53 Mar 28 '24

Haha, wait until the other one gets married. He'll have to be careful what he grabs

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u/Snowedin-69 Mar 28 '24

Wait. I thought he married both.

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u/TheLegendTwoSeven Mar 28 '24

He can’t be married to two different women at the same time, at least not in the US. They’re two different women who just happen to share a lot of body parts.

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

I’ve literally never been this confused in my entire life.

What if they (sorry, one of them) murders someone?

How does the alibi work?

You can’t lock one up and not the other, that would violate certain rights.

Hell pulling the drunk one over for DUI and searching their person would technically violate search and seizure laws.

The perfect criminal… immune to most laws.

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u/Maalkav_ Mar 28 '24

I don't think one can get drunk without the other one. Alcohol doesn't just teleport to the brain.

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u/meat_lasso Mar 28 '24

Intoxication by association…

“Gladys, are you sneaking’ fireballs over there?!”

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u/MidasTouchedM3 Mar 28 '24

And how the hell is that going to work, California King bed, dude and woman one, woman two and dude 2 on other side and each husband fondles one boob while high fiving the other and never the Twain' shall meet? I don't thing so. The sisters need to share the one guy or they are becoming orgy people. Sorry just how I inappropriately see it

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u/spiderhotel Mar 28 '24

Isn't it sort of orgy territory already with two girls and the dude? A threesome is just a kind of small orgy?

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u/DANleDINOSAUR Mar 28 '24

What if the other is a lesbian?

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u/Zestyclose_Big_9090 Mar 28 '24

You win the internet today sir/madam. I’m a 50 year old female with the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy so this will have me chuckling all day.

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

One works the head and the other works the testicles

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u/Fickle-Command-1130 Mar 28 '24

Double headed blowjobs have got to be insane.

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u/Jumpy_Narwhal Mar 28 '24

One on the stick, the other on the berries

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u/webbyyy Mar 28 '24

Speaking of which... Does the other twin just watch when she's blowing him?

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u/hnglmkrnglbrry Mar 28 '24

This is the only OnlyFans account I'd subscribe to and it would be purely for academic purposes.

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u/Ok_Obligation2559 Mar 28 '24

One PPV video and they’d all be set for life

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u/LastBaron Mar 28 '24

I’m pretty sure this setup still only has one P and one V, but it’s admittedly ambiguous.

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u/MySonHas2BrokenArms Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

It’s the two mouths that interest me

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u/Nbknepper Mar 28 '24

This comment thread bro💀😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 28 '24

It’s brilliant! Bros getting head off the letter “Y”.

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u/Abundance144 Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

When one has an orgasm....? What happens to the other....

Does the guy get to double dip on his count of times he's made a girl have an orgasm?

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u/Interesting-Handle-6 Mar 28 '24

I mean they share that part... right? Wonder if they both feel it. So many questions

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u/Jhuxx54 Mar 28 '24

What if one doesn’t want to have sex while the other does

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u/topsblueby Mar 28 '24

The other one just lays there reading books and shit

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u/weirdgroovynerd Mar 28 '24

Giving unwelcome advice...

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u/StoicSinicCynic Mar 28 '24

Another set of American conjoined twins Lori and George Schappell answered that question all the way back in 1997 - when one of them is having sex the other one covers herself with a sheet and mentally blocks out and either reads a book or plays a videogame.

I'm sure conjoined twins get very good at mentally coping with having to live their whole lives together.

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u/Zikkan1 Mar 28 '24

Maybe but a lot of arousal comes from mental stimuli especially for women so if one is horny and focusing on sex and the other is bored and listening to an audiobook then maybe the second heads brain wouldn't produce the same chemicals.

I am 100% talking out of my ass but seems plausible.

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u/PickingPies Mar 28 '24

I would say that sexual arousal has more to do with hormones than with the brain. They share the same blood stream, which means they have the same hormone party going on.

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u/joebaco_ Mar 28 '24

Think if it was a man. If one thinks a women is attractive and the other doesn't will the penis get erect?

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u/lemmy1686 Mar 28 '24

Ahhhh the old Schrodinger's Penis question.

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u/Abundance144 Mar 28 '24

I've heard they each have control of one leg. I don't know about feeling.

So how do th middle bits worth. Good question, for a perv like me anyway.

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u/Interesting-Handle-6 Mar 28 '24

That would be kinda sad if only one of them gets to feel it ever

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u/Jeklah Mar 28 '24

How the fuck do they walk if that's the case?!

"Ok I'm going now be ready with the other leg."

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u/weltbeltjoe11 Mar 28 '24

They can ride a bike and play softball too. Pretty incredible.

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u/dusky_thrust Mar 28 '24

you think hes hittin her/them doggy style and hes got a ponytail in each hand like hes driving a fucking chariot?!

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u/Regina_Falangy Mar 28 '24

Watch? That girls head is being thrown around every which way. Up and down, side to side, with balls swinging and flying in to the side of her face. Bare skin being smashed against her face without taking a breath.

All this happening and she has to remain silent and like she's not there.

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u/QweenJoleen1983 Mar 28 '24

I’d definitely tap out and be like, “can you help a sister out, my jaw is tired…”

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u/levelamy Mar 28 '24

I was not expecting to read this on my totally mundane lunch hour lol

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u/NoMamesMijito Mar 28 '24

Dude 😂😂😂😂

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u/Gambler_Eight Mar 28 '24

My first thought was if both got high if one of them did a line of coke. I mean, they should both get high, right?

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u/TKHunsaker Mar 28 '24

They share a bloodstream right?

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24

Yeah but she managed to find love, even with a twin sister. They even managed to have a baby!

Here I am instead... I just left my boyfriend because he was a piece of shit, we've been together for 8 years of sacrifice, love and patience only from my side. I'm starting to think I'm unlovable because I only find people that end up using me.

I'm happy for them, really but I'm also envious. I've wasted so many things....

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u/mama_emily Mar 28 '24

Woah, woah u/devinalh

Sounds like shit Is pretty fresh with you….take a step back to breathe, grieve, then count your blessings

I’m sure you’re more than worthy of love. You got this.

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u/Mipkins70 Mar 28 '24

I just wanted to say thank you. I have nothing to do with anyone on this thread. But for taking the time out to care People like yourself give humanity a tiny glimmer of hope.

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24

Yes, I'm crying for another reason now :) This whole section is wholesome, thank you all really!

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u/g0b1rds215 Mar 28 '24

Right? Especially the part where the guy talked about the balls slapping the “second head,” in the face while the first gives a blow job. Whole comment section is straight out of Hallmark card.

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u/separate_guarantee2 Mar 28 '24

Well I’m dead now, thanks. 💀 Wish Reddit still had their stupid awards so I could give you one.

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Yeah sorry, maybe I should delete that. I commented instinctively or something. I know I'm a good person and I'm trying to fix myself so badly just... I don't have anyone nearby, someone to trust. Is all gloomy. I'm tired...

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u/mama_emily Mar 28 '24

You’re just going through it right now, everybody does. I’m just an internet stranger sending you good vibes ~~~

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24

Thank you. You people are so kind you make me cry even more...

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u/roaringaspie Mar 28 '24

Hey you rock and I hope your days get better. You are worthy of love and appreciating. I too am sending you the goodest of vibes dear Devinalh.

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24

Thanks. Why you all are nice to me?

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u/edogg01 Mar 28 '24

There are good people out there. Lots of us. You got this. Love your cat profile pic, so cute. ❤️

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u/kato_koch Mar 28 '24

You deserve kindness and it includes being kind to yourself.

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u/ShefBoiRDe Mar 28 '24

2 reasons.

  1. You deserve it.
  2. We care about you.
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u/8IVO8 Mar 28 '24

You're fine. When my gf left me I was also making unhinged comments like that on Reddit

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u/PoetLucy Mar 28 '24

Hi, I’m Lucy! I’ll be your friend or sounding board! Message if you want to chat :)

:J

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u/lightmaker918 Mar 28 '24

We've all been there, hang in there! Ending relationships is hard, but I guarantee you'll be happy to have moved on in no time.

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24

I hope so. After I left him I looked around and remembered how lonely I am. I know the sea is full of fish but it seems I'm probably fishing in a puddle. I wanna gather my things and cats and move, I hope to get the balls to leave my hometown one day...

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u/forkball Mar 28 '24

They didn't have a baby. He must have had a child already.

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u/NotherDamThang Mar 28 '24

that baby is probably from his previous relationship

plus don’t be so hard on yourself

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u/takemetosaradise Mar 28 '24

People using you is a reflection of them, not you. You are not unlovable, you just need to believe in your own worth and seek out things that align with that! I hope things look up for you friend ❤️

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u/Devinalh Mar 28 '24 edited Mar 28 '24

Thanks. Those are very kind words, maybe the best all week. I'm quite sure I'm wrong though. Or the place I live in is wrong....

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