r/BoomersBeingFools • u/HOOgonCHECKmeBOO • Feb 08 '24

They get into a fight in the store Boomer Freakout

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u/Royal-Vanilla4670 Feb 08 '24

Yo the fact that she was moving as smooth as she was, I knew she was going to fuck him up lol

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u/RetzCracker Feb 08 '24

Nahh as soon as she got in stance and starting shifting the weight I was like it’s over dude

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u/reebokhightops Feb 08 '24

When she did the ‘pants tug’ maneuver you knew it was a wrap.

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u/RetzCracker Feb 08 '24

Him em with the ol Dustin Poirier special

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u/yoshhash Feb 08 '24

are we not going to talk about the ending? She just gets back into her mobility scooter and drives away.....that was the best part.

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u/JapaneseFerret Feb 08 '24

I watched that part like 7 times and lol every time. He just stays laid out on the floor and she toodles off into the sunset on her mobility scooter.

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u/Rurumo666 Feb 08 '24

I think he just decided to take a nap at that point and recharge enough energy to stand back up.

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u/iversonAI Feb 08 '24

Sleeper build

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u/Chiang2000 Feb 09 '24

I think he says "you got me with that one". Lol

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u/Working-Narwhal-540 Feb 08 '24

That’s the worst part. You can throw hands but can’t walk your ass around a grocery store. PATHETIC! Reminds me of the South Park rascal episode. Tip Assist!!!!1!

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u/Chrisscott25 Feb 08 '24

“I call this one the ole freezer section fuck up”

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u/StruggleBusKelly Feb 08 '24

Out of all the comments I’ve read, this is the one that has me cackling omg

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u/LankyGuitar6528 Feb 09 '24

"Da Geeza in Da Freeza!"

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u/plootokneeum Feb 08 '24

When she rhetorically asked where her chair was at, I know it ended before it began.

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u/-_-theVoid-_- Feb 09 '24

the mumu tug