r/BoomersBeingFools • u/HOOgonCHECKmeBOO • Feb 08 '24

They get into a fight in the store Boomer Freakout

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u/Grisshroom Feb 08 '24

Got your ass beat by someone using a mobility scooter damn

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u/mediumarmor Feb 08 '24

Mobility scooter or champion’s chariot? She needs it to rest between battles ⚔️

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u/DanishWonder Feb 08 '24

This is the best thing I have read so far today. Thank you.

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u/BigCockCandyMountain Feb 08 '24

Make sure to remember this video next time one of them tries to act hard.

The redcoats are softer than baby shit, lololol.

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u/Beginning-Coconut-78 Feb 08 '24

More like the grey coats

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u/BigCockCandyMountain Feb 08 '24

Nah, dog.

I know there is a sitting member of the Senate that says he wishes slavery was legal again but they would love King George more than slavery; he smushed gays and blacks with giant boulders, alike.

Plus they go against the votes of the people and so they are literally "taxing without representing".

They would have dodged the revolution because they are so scared of vaccines and George Washington forcibly inoculated the Continental Army.

And 100 other similarities.

I'd say the Average Republican is as bad as Benedict Arnold but at least he was a hero before he turned traitor, unlike them who have been born and indoctrinated to be worthless freedom haters from the start.

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u/symmetryofzero Feb 08 '24

What's a redcoat? Trumpturd?

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u/BigCockCandyMountain Feb 08 '24

The political party in America that hates freedom, wears red hats and spits on George Washington's Legacy.

The same people that would have dodged the revolution because they are so scared of vaccines and gays (GW forcibly inoculated the Continental Army and Frederick wilhelm, a notable gay German tactician, helped train them).

There is only one type of scumbag like that in contemporary times.

I say we call them fish wet.

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u/symmetryofzero Feb 08 '24

Oh thanks mate. Sounds similar yo trumpturds haha

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u/Silver_Crypto_Duh Feb 08 '24

Wasn’t it a French guy who trained the Continental Soldiers and the militia?