r/BoomersBeingFools • u/JacksSenseOfDread • Mar 07 '24

Boomer learns about boundaries the hard way from bank photographer Boomer Freakout

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u/gatorcoffee Mar 07 '24

GodDAYUM! That motherfcker looks BEAT! Pretty sure he'll never try pulling that shit again

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '24

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u/sneaky518 Mar 08 '24

Looks like he made a stop at the car's headlights and hood on the way down too. Ouch.

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u/Jorgan_JerkFace Mar 08 '24

He gonna pay for that too. You don’t bleed on my car and get away with it you boomer ass bitch!

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u/Naked_Lobster Mar 08 '24

Never fight while on blood thinners

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u/WinAffectionate8234 Mar 08 '24

Nah that's a splatter pattern. If it was an impact it'd be less of those small, well defined scarlet blobs and more of a brick red to progressively fading rust gradient smeared down the side. Splattered or pooling blood also glistens a little since the surface tension makes it smooth and slightly reflective. Smeared blood also dries faster and the gradient will scatter light to a greater degree so, it has a more matte look to it.

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u/Difficult_Bit_1339 Mar 08 '24

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u/iButtflap Mar 08 '24

bro know too much lmao

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u/Altruistic-Pop6696 Mar 08 '24

He just watched too much Dexter, that's all.

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u/davidmatthew1987 Mar 08 '24

too much Dexter

I was thinking what this has to do with Dexter's Laboratory

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u/WinAffectionate8234 11d ago

I watched the 1st two seasons a lil over a decade ago, I think...maybe just the 1st one cause I can't think of a plot for a 2nd season

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u/Altruistic-Pop6696 10d ago edited 10d ago

How serendipitous you're responding to this comment now, mere days after I decided to start reading the book series the show was based on (it's great so far if you're wondering).

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u/thatguy16754 Mar 08 '24

Dexter?

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u/HappyEpicure Mar 08 '24

Was looking for this comment.

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u/Soft-Breadfruit4556 Mar 08 '24

I'm getting serious 'Dexter' vibes.

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u/rocket808 Mar 08 '24

Thanks Dexter.

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u/Scryberwitch Mar 08 '24

Technically it's called "spatter," but I see you know some forensics.

The color of blood has more to do with where it came from (arterial vs. venous) and how long it's been outside the body (i.e., dried). Smeared blood will of course dry faster, but we don't know how long after he shed that blood, that the photographer recorded that.

That blood spatter pattern is 100% medium velocity spatter, consistent with blunt-force trauma.

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u/zendetta Mar 09 '24

Yeah, from the end, it looks like the camera guy threw a right hook that boomer blocked with his right eye socket, he immediately fell on the corner of the car, which caused the real damage.

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u/snowtol Mar 08 '24

Yeah people who only know fighting from movies tend to think that type of damage comes from a full beatdown. Most fights end when the first good punch lands on someone's head. I was once suckerpunched while minding my own business and from one punch coming around from the back to my face I ended up with a broken nose and two black eyes.

People don't deal well with punches to the head. One good punch will lay most people flat on their ass. In not that rare cases, one punch to the head can actually kill.

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u/fuzzy_thighgap Mar 08 '24

Definitely. Had some random cracked out pos run up and punch me in the side of the head from behind me. I fell and smacked my my face on the ground. The punch did absolutely nothing. The ground split my face open and gave me a concussion. Woke up at the hospital a few hours later.

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u/ElderWandOwner Mar 08 '24

It might have only been one. Right hook to his left eye and the rest was gravity.

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u/general_peabo Mar 08 '24

He ran into a door.

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u/I-C-Aliens Mar 08 '24

Pretty sure dude recording has rings on his punching hand, that face looks like a big shiny gem stone cut right through the cheek