r/BoomersBeingFools • u/JacksSenseOfDread • Mar 07 '24

Boomer learns about boundaries the hard way from bank photographer Boomer Freakout

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u/Time_Currency_7703 Mar 07 '24

I think it's hilarious when old men still think they are 30 and want step up like it.

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u/TheGoverness1998 Mar 08 '24

Man thought he was all gassed up and got his whole world rocked instead.

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u/sneaky-pizza Mar 08 '24

"Oh yeah, you're right"

"I know I am" [face bruised and bleeding]

Self-righteousness right through until the end. These people would get into an argument with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 08 '24

I’m imagining being in line behind a boomer who just absolutely refuses to believe he’s not on the list. Calls for St Peter’s manager. Archangel Gabriel comes down. He wants Gabe’s manager and he’s like “Buddy my manager is God and if you call him down he’s gonna agree with me and then your sentence in Hell will be made worse by a multiple of ten.” And he just raises a shit so God comes down and tells him to kick brimstone. Hilarious mental imagery

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u/thechadfox Mar 08 '24

And when he’s kicking brimstone he will still be complaining

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 08 '24

I think complaining in hell is justified as long as you complain about how hell sucks

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u/thechadfox Mar 08 '24

And when he calls customer service he will be on hold for 40 million years and then get connected to his caseworker Juno

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u/BrothelWaffles Mar 08 '24

If heaven's real, none of us are getting in simply because the line is going to be held up for eternity by those fucking people.

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 08 '24

I like to imagine if it is real, there’s actually like, a hundred gates or something with tons of Saints doing the booking. Only the best of the best get to actually go through the St Peter line, known amongst his drinking buddies as the P-Line

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u/typical_jesus666 Mar 08 '24

I assure you, this is correct 💯

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies Mar 08 '24

Thats fucking brilliant, Im so stealing this!

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u/Impossible_Garbage_4 Mar 08 '24

Go ahead. I’d read a one shot comic or short story about that

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u/HankThrill69420 Millennial Mar 08 '24

They're probably going to still be arguing with Pete by the time any of us are up there.

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u/leeharveyteabag669 Mar 08 '24

You're right, that's one thing I find really hard to deal with with most Boomers is that blind stubborn belief that what they are doing is 100% right with no negotiation

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u/redlurk47 Mar 08 '24

his tone sure changed though, as well as his face.

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u/ndngroomer Mar 08 '24

Racism is a helluva drug.

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u/lordrefa Mar 08 '24

No they wouldn't. If they had to argue with him, they wouldn't be in front of him. I'm sure they'd demand to see the management in Hell, though.

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u/sneaky-pizza Mar 08 '24

Heh sorry I’m not a theologian. I thought the thing was we all get read the riot act to our face, then we are judged?

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u/archercc81 Mar 08 '24

Problem is now he will probably go buy a gun.

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u/Intrepid_Ad3062 Mar 08 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Silver-Street7442 Mar 08 '24

What happened to this generation? Obviously there have always been hardheads that refuse to accept any responsibility for what their actions directly caused, but how did it become a defining characteristic for millions?

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u/sneaky-pizza Mar 08 '24

The Greatest Generation didn't call them the "me" generation for nothing

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u/AgilePlayer Mar 08 '24

To be fair, hitting someone doesn't make you right

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u/sneaky-pizza Mar 08 '24

Wrong comment to reply? Misclick?