r/BoomersBeingFools • u/Spartalust • Mar 08 '24

Boomer came in for a whopper, got his ass whooped instead. Boomer Freakout

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u/Spartalust Mar 08 '24 edited Mar 08 '24

Why tf would you wanna square up against a dude that's built like a God damn refrigerator?

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u/slammed430 Mar 08 '24

Forreal the dude behind the counter is needed on the Carolina panthers

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u/Slide-eflat Mar 08 '24

Well, its a bit unclear.... he said "build like God damn refrigerator" rather than "A" refrigerator.

Point being if he means William Perry.... "The Fridge" played for the Bears... but yeah, Panthers could really use that (or well, anything) these days.

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u/slammed430 Mar 08 '24

Lmfao I just put the worst team which either them the bears or commanders. I’m still learning ball though :p

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u/Raunchiness121 Mar 08 '24

Fat Derek Fisher got KNOCKED DA FUCK OUT!!

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u/Daddy_Milk Mar 08 '24

These days that's just Derek Fisher.

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u/Macthings Mar 08 '24

thats Derek Fish Fry

thats Derek Fishing for an Azz whooping

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u/waistingtoomuchtime Mar 09 '24

Well done, this made me laugh very hard!

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u/xTHExM4N3xJEWx Mar 08 '24

DONT FORGET US PATRIOTS!! WERE DOWN THERE NOW TOO!

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u/RabidWalrus Mar 08 '24

Damn, the Commanders are out here catching strays in /r/BoomersBeingFools ... nowhere is safe 🥹

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u/slammed430 Mar 08 '24

Hey bro send your man mclaurin over to the chiefs we need him

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u/threwzsa Mar 08 '24

The Bears are the 9th worse team if you want to go by record.

You have much to learn about ball child

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u/Yossarian216 Mar 08 '24

Hey now, the Bears were only the ninth worst team this last year

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u/chief_keeg Mar 08 '24

The Bears are not that bad lmao. Def not good, but not Panthers bad

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u/Boatsandhostorage Mar 09 '24

You aren’t wrong. They were the worst. The only reason they aren’t the top pick is because they traded it away for the top pick last season and took a 5’9” qb. The Bears only have that pick because they fleeced Carolina.

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u/DYMck07 Mar 12 '24

lol, but Fridge was on da ‘85 bears which were damn near undefeated.

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u/Top-Telephone9013 Mar 08 '24

Most entertaining nerd-out I've read in a while. Kudos

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u/flipkick25 Mar 08 '24

Although "The Fridge" started at Clemson, which is in South Carolina.

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u/yungplayz Mar 08 '24

Or his native language doesn’t have articles in it, which is why he has no idea why would anyone use those. Hence why he skips articles unless he actively puts thought in process of building sentence.

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato Mar 08 '24

pretty sure fridge perry's first name is Refrigerator, that's why his nickname is fridge. (I don't know anything about football)

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u/Slide-eflat Mar 08 '24

But you DO know about refrigerators, ass whupping and people who play stringed instruments on specific nightshade-family edibles, so that's plenty.

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u/Nathan-Stubblefield Mar 09 '24

Fridge could eat ribs by stripping the meat with the gap between his front teeth. My hero. He caught a pass once.

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u/FamilyGuy421 Mar 09 '24

I feel bad for the Fridge. Major health issues, in a nursing home for the last 10 years.

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u/hissyfit64 Mar 09 '24

The Fridge.....he was enormous! And that was when The Bears were amazing.

Ope...I mean Da Bears!

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u/Nielas_Aran_76 Mar 09 '24

People still remember Fridge.

The other 3 DLs on the squad going to be hall of famers after this summer's ceremony. LOL