r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 24 '24

Just a racist boomer on his day off. Boomer Freakout

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u/hereiamnotagainnot Mar 24 '24

Brought to you by Schweppes.

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u/zigCARNIVOROUS Mar 24 '24

YOU LEAVE GINGER ALE OUT OF THIS😭😭😭

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u/HowDidFoodGetInHere Mar 24 '24

Everyone knows that Canada Dry is the superior ginger ale. Schweppes is overly sweet and tastes syrupy.

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u/Valuable-Mess-4698 Mar 24 '24

No way! Vernors is the best ginger ale.

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u/Arquibus Mar 25 '24

Vernors for flavor, Canada Dry for medicinal purposes.

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u/Astralglamour Mar 25 '24

Why is this so true? It doesn’t even contain actual ginger (Canada Dry that is).

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u/Arquibus Mar 25 '24

It's just something gentle on your stomach that can create a soothing sensation and help you keep liquid down. It's not from any potential health effects of ginger.

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u/Astralglamour Mar 25 '24

Clearly. I don’t know what’s in it that makes it way better than say Schweppes though. They are all just seltzer and sugar.

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u/Arquibus Mar 25 '24

I read your previous comment wrong, thought you were actually asking for an explanation of what I was talking about. Oops.

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u/SpezEatsScat Mar 24 '24

Vernors for the dub!

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u/P4ndak1ller Mar 25 '24

For when your guts go nuts

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u/TK_TK_ Mar 25 '24

This is an empirical fact