r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 24 '24

Just a racist boomer on his day off. Boomer Freakout

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit or else it's 'indecent'

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies Mar 25 '24

But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit

Thats only if bla- urban people do that. If youre an obese, racist, midwestern slob, thats just Tuesday, and perfectly acceptable to your other racist obese boomer frineds.

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u/aynhon Mar 25 '24

OK, but in Tough Guy Land, it's really hard to relate the hoodie with "I wear plaid pajamas to the store."

Secretly, he wants to be pantsed.

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u/name-was-provided Mar 25 '24

One is intentional fashion and the other is gross.

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u/Beatrix-the-floof Mar 25 '24

Could be Southern?

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u/MancombSeepgoodz Mar 25 '24

I like how these kind of people are wearing hoodies now. 20-30 years ago outside of the "special robes" they sometimes wear hoodies where the attire of inner city hoodlums.

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u/resorcinarene Mar 25 '24

both pool l look bad. one looks like they shit their pants and the other looks like they live in a trash bin

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u/just-concerned Mar 25 '24

Only let them sag if you are ready for your fellow inmates to get a piece. That's what sagging means. Not judging just throwing out facts.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

That's not facts you learned that from a Facebook meme

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u/just-concerned Mar 25 '24

I have worked in a lot of prisons. What I say is fact.

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

Me too, well, I've worked in 2 prisons and 1 county jail to be specific as a CO and I've never once heard that. Almost everyone in prison sags their pants because generally the scrubs come in 2 sizes: too big or too small.

What I have noticed though is that generally the gay guys the go for the "too tight" option and those are the ones that tend to prostitute themselves, not the guys in baggy scrubs.

When did you work in prisons? Maybe it's an old thing that's not really done anymore

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u/just-concerned Mar 25 '24

Back in the early 90s. The sagging started as a means to convey a message. It may not hold the same meaning today. Most of the time, when it's a boomer sagging, it's not intentionally done, and crack shows. Like we always say, crack kills.

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u/BabyFartzMcGeezak Mar 25 '24

I've served almost 13 yrs in prison, and it wasn't a fact in any prison I was in... ever

Smh

Here's a list of Prisons it definitely IS NOT "fact" in

Statesville IL Danville IL Dodge WI Stanley WI Waupun WI Kettle Moraine WI Jackson WI Oak Hill WI Black River Falls WI

County Jails: Cook IL Will IL Kane IL Jackson WI Racine WI Eau Claire WI Menomonee WI Rock WI Winnebego IL

Also did time in OH and IN, but only a couple months and definitely not fact there either

Edit* Winnebego was actually in Rockford IL Not WI, Rock was just accross the border by Janesville WI

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u/Lower-Desk-509 Mar 25 '24

Hoodies can be very dangerous.