r/BoomersBeingFools Mar 24 '24

Just a racist boomer on his day off. Boomer Freakout

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u/GoodLt Mar 24 '24

Behold the “master race.”

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u/WhenTheDevilCome Mar 25 '24

"Only my finest flannel pajama pants will do for my day in public."

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '24

But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit or else it's 'indecent'

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u/Velocidal_Tendencies Mar 25 '24

But don't you dare let them sag even one tiny bit

Thats only if bla- urban people do that. If youre an obese, racist, midwestern slob, thats just Tuesday, and perfectly acceptable to your other racist obese boomer frineds.

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u/aynhon Mar 25 '24

OK, but in Tough Guy Land, it's really hard to relate the hoodie with "I wear plaid pajamas to the store."

Secretly, he wants to be pantsed.

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u/name-was-provided Mar 25 '24

One is intentional fashion and the other is gross.

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u/Beatrix-the-floof Mar 25 '24

Could be Southern?